How big are Cellarites?
 

Compared to a satellite?

that depends. are you speaking about the kind that are orbiting little old earth or are you talking about the kind that fit within your portfolio?

or the kind that post here?

or the kind that orbit Uranus and wipe out Klingons?

6-0/ 210#

need to lose some weight...

5ft 8".

I have no idea what that is in metric.

9st. Again, I have no idea what that is in metric.

5-8, 150 lbs

D

*grins* B.....just.

lol...glad someone got that.

hehehehe

B just and fear not...

5' 8 3/4" 170 hmmm... thats a pretty heavy 3/4"

Wish I was smaller. Keep trippin' over this one.....

nah, i'm just a scrawny 5'8". but i'm in luck cuz i once saw a shirt that said chicks dig skinny pale guys.

If I were fit, I'd be about 160#.

Hat size 57

I'm small but I have the arms and legs of a much taller person. Makes clothes shopping annoying...

I can fit my head inside my bra cup.
I shouldn't be surprised - my breasts use the keyboard of their own accord sometimes.

5'8"--25 lbs

If you count just my bones.

My wife wears a 34-H (yes, she is breastfeeding).

i'm 6'2" ,280-290lbs. i have a 30" inseam(i know ...it's fucked up). i can palm a basketball. my hat size is 7 5/8. size 13 feet. i have practically no ass at all. my chest size is 54. my ring size is 11. my navel is one knuckle deep. my cock is 18" tall.

Ewwww - TMI?!

wtf?

I could have sworn that was in the original post ;)

only 2" diameter?

Damn. I should have paid more attention in Maths class instead of being turned on. I meant circumference didn't I?

Indeed you did.

All in the detail:

Eigh- wait, what's going on here?

how does that work? i'm 6" shorter but we've got the same inseam? i think you're yanking our chains, sir.

ask jinx

he sounds like he's all trunk

trunk like a tree? or trunk like an elephant? jinx?

Like a car?

trunk monkey?

trunk monkey?

Do you meen like this ??
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/82/51/

I'm 5'5 and have a longer inseam than LJ.

Does that configuration have any... practical applications?

yeah, but i am SO much taller than you when we're sitting down.

I want a trunk monkey for xmas

You better give them back.

Do your feet touch the ground when you sit? Do your knuckles drag on the ground? :D

I'm imagining something like a dachsund wearing clown shoes.

my feet just barely reach the ground when i stand

Oh Jim, you TRIPOD, You !!!!

My ex was 6'2"--all legs. I used to tease him that we were the same height sitting down.

As to inseam...what a strange measurement. Where do you start? :)

In the pants department
....with a tailor....just a little higher than i'm comfortable with a man touching me.

There was a Friend's episode about Joey's tailor. Good stuff!

there was definite cup-age.

6'5 and a waifish 170

restaurant work will keep one skinny

wow... you recalled that.. yeah it will..

That's what I was thinking - with size 13 shoe, and can palm a basketball, he's gotta be keeping Jinx happy.

dude, stop thinking about my cock.

Hey YOU started it !!!
Post #3

I's talking about your tongue.:p

Sixteen stone... just like Lucky Jack Aubrey, Rear Admiral of the Blue, RN. Same height, too.

6' 3", 300 lbs.
19" neck, 54" chest, 34" sleeve.
42" waist, 34" inseam.
7 5/8 cover, 13 shoe.

I'm third from the right on the evolutionary chart.