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KinkyVixen 12-18-2006 02:59 PM

Am I secretely obsessed with xoBruce?
 
I'm not, at least I don't think I am. Recent events lead me to question...am I secretely obsessed with Bruce, or is has the cellar finally, completely fucked with my head?

Over the weekend, on two separate days, obviously two separate occasions I was driving...checking out the car in front of me. I looked at the license plate and from a distance it looked like it said, XOB...I immediately thought of Bruce, of course, and the cellar. But the weird part is...it happened twice!! :worried: Neither one of the license plates actually said XOB, one said XDB, and the other said XQB, but from a distance, those look like O's. Right? Anyone?

Spexxvet 12-18-2006 03:01 PM

You want him bad ....... or you need glasses.

Shawnee123 12-18-2006 03:02 PM

I think you are obsessed with Bruce and should seek immediate psychological treatment, cuz, that CAN'T be healthy. :)

Elspode 12-18-2006 03:05 PM

Its no secret, girl.

bbro 12-18-2006 03:15 PM

Well, who isn't? ;)

KinkyVixen 12-18-2006 03:39 PM

Well I don't feel so awkward bbro, if it isn't just me then.

bbro 12-18-2006 03:44 PM

:D

I think many people are, not just us.

SteveDallas 12-18-2006 04:02 PM

He really is going to need to build that addition on to his house . . .

Elspode 12-18-2006 04:28 PM

All he needs is a passport and the clothes on his back. He can just live with his admirers.

KinkyVixen 12-18-2006 04:30 PM

I prolly freaked him out...lol

KinkyVixen 12-18-2006 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123
I think you are obsessed with Bruce and should seek immediate psychological treatment, cuz, that CAN'T be healthy. :)


LOL Shawnee, I think my therapist has enough to deal with. I'll just be a closet admirer of Bruce. Besdies, most of my lifestyle choices aren't "healthy". I'll just add it to my list.

Elspode 12-18-2006 04:36 PM

Well, if you ever get the urge to indulge some unhealthy lifestyle choices and you have a full tank of gas, KC is just 3.5 hours up the Turnpike... :D

KinkyVixen 12-18-2006 04:42 PM

hehe Spode, you are correct. I use to make that drive fairly often when I was living in JO CO. I was a nanny for a year and went to JCCC...I had to drive home to see my family and what not. I'll definitely keep that in mind, but are you sure you want a deranged serial killer freak in your neck of the woods?

Griff 12-18-2006 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KinkyVixen
I prolly freaked him out...lol

Not likely!

footfootfoot 12-18-2006 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet
You want him bad ....... or you need glasses.

since bruce is a handsome devil and very popular here, I'll refrain from making the following joke:

You want him bad, therefore, you need glasses.

wolf 12-19-2006 01:21 AM

Everybody is hot for xoxoxoBruce.

Iggy 12-19-2006 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Everybody is hot for xoxoxoBruce.

'Tis true. We can't deny it.:blush:

SteveDallas 12-19-2006 09:12 AM

Well, not everybody. (Not that I don't admire him of course.)

Sundae 12-19-2006 10:16 AM

I dreamed about him the other night. LJ was in the dream too though.

Spexxvet 12-19-2006 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot
since bruce is a handsome devil and very popular here, I'll refrain from making the following joke:

You want him bad, therefore, you need glasses.

My reference to glasses was about reading the license plates. Your interpretation works too, though. :D

barefoot serpent 12-19-2006 10:30 AM

Ratings for Brandy (and Cognac):
Quote:

AC: two year old spirits, aged in wood.
VS: three year old spirits, in wood, often called 'three star'.
VSOP: Five year old spirits, in wood, called 'five star'. The initials stand for 'Very Special Old Pale'.
XO: Six year old spirits. Every brandy maker has its own special name for this level - 'reserve', 'extra', 'paradis', and so on.

and every forum has its own special name for his level...

bbro 12-19-2006 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent
Ratings for Brandy (and Cognac):
Quote:

AC: two year old spirits, aged in wood.
VS: three year old spirits, in wood, often called 'three star'.
VSOP: Five year old spirits, in wood, called 'five star'. The initials stand for 'Very Special Old Pale'.
XO: Six year old spirits. Every brandy maker has its own special name for this level - 'reserve', 'extra', 'paradis', and so on.
and every forum has its own special name for his level...


So what does that make me? I'm a Brandy

Undertoad 12-19-2006 10:58 AM

You're a fine girl.


i realize you have heard this your entire life and are thoroughly sick of it. but somebody laughed

Flint 12-19-2006 11:00 AM

she'll do the laundry
she'll change your ti-re
chop a little wood for the fi-re
poke it around
when it dies down

Griff 12-19-2006 11:00 AM

What a good wife you would be.

Shawnee123 12-19-2006 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

i realize you have heard this your entire life and are thoroughly sick of it. but somebody laughed

Maybe not...I tried to sing Sara Smile to one of our young student workers yesterday and she had never heard of it.

Oh, and I did laugh. :p

bbro 12-19-2006 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
You're a fine girl.


i realize you have heard this your entire life and are thoroughly sick of it. but somebody laughed

Actually, I didn't hear of it until high school. This is the first on a message board.

Still made me smile :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint
she'll do the laundry
she'll change your ti-re
chop a little wood for the fi-re
poke it around
when it dies down

Although not too sure what this is. is this in reference to Brandy?

Elspode 12-19-2006 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KinkyVixen
hehe Spode, you are correct. I use to make that drive fairly often when I was living in JO CO. I was a nanny for a year and went to JCCC...I had to drive home to see my family and what not. I'll definitely keep that in mind, but are you sure you want a deranged serial killer freak in your neck of the woods?

Why? Are you bringing a friend? Or just an alternate personality or two?

Flint 12-19-2006 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbro
Although not too sure what this is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
You're a fine girl.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Zappa
oh yeah
she was a fine girl
she could get down
with the get down
all the way down
:::drum fill:::

she'll do the laundry
she'll change your ti-re
chop a little wood for the fi-re
poke it around
when it dies down

she do the dishes
if you wishes
silverware too
make it look brand new
when she get through

oh yeah
she was a fine girl
with a lovely smile
with a bucket on her head
full of water from the well
she could run a mile

oh yeah
she wouldn't spill a drop
it'd stay on top
her head was kinda flat
but her hair covered that
she was a fine girl

didn't need no school
she was built like a mule
with a thong sandal
there was no kinda job
she. could. not. handle.
she could get down
all the way down

we need some more like that, in this kinda town
we need some more like that, in this kinda town


bbro 12-19-2006 04:21 PM

gotcha - don't think I ever heard that

Elspode 12-19-2006 04:53 PM

Flint, as usual, is pulling your leg. 'Tis not the FZ song which is being referenced. But I see that you did indicate that you are familiar with this one:

"Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)"

(As recorded by Looking Glass)
ELLIOT LURIE

There's a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there's a girl, in this harbor town
And she works, laying whiskey down
They say "Brandy, fetch another round"
She serves them whiskey and wine

The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor
From the sea."

Brandy, wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the north of Spain
A locket, that bears the name
Of a man that Brandy loved

He came, on a summer's day
Bringing gifts, from far away
But he made it clear, he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

The sailors said "Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea."

Yeah Brandy used to watch his eyes when he told his sailor's story
She could feel the ocean fall and rise, she saw it's raging glory
But he had always told the truth, Lord he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand

At night, when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man, who's not around
She still can hear him say, she hears him say

"Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea"

"Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea"

KinkyVixen 12-19-2006 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
Why? Are you bringing a friend? Or just an alternate personality or two?


Nah, 'Spode, I wasn't thinking anything like that. Sometimes I like to make myself out to seem like more than I am. I push people away that way lol. Or at least, I think I do. What you see is what you get though. I don't hide that much. I'm pretty brutally upfront and honest, even if it is to my own demise. I'm not a serial killer...I don't have alternate personalities although sometimes I wish I did. My life might be a little more interesting if that were the case.


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