The pointless, but unarguably correct thread
 

There was a time in my life when I was twelve years old.

Not unless you're only 10 right now.

Tomorrow is another day.

You can't change the past.

This is now.

When you're right, you're right.

Wherever you go, there you are.

I know you are, but what am I?

I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

You said it.

Well, you started it.

My opinion may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

I'm just sayin'.

"I don't want you to do this because you're weak, I want you to do it because you know I'm right." (Dabney Coleman)

Chevy Chase used to be funny.

Every picture of you is when you were younger. - Mitch Hedberg RIP

You can always get there from here.

Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded

You can't argue with that logic.

One day at a time

nothing is impossible...


especially in Nothingland.

If you leave it there, it'll get stolen

Grandparental wisdom:

"If you make that face it will stick that way and you will become a laughingstock."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

If you're trying to find something, it's always in the last place you look.

Good one!

i'd like to buy the world a Coke

It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

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If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.
-- from Raising Arizona

"A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven."

- Former Prime Minister of Canada Jean Chretien.

No matter where you go, there you are.

All the good ones are taken

Everybody that drives faster than you is an idiot and
Everybody that drives slower than you is an asshole.

credited to George Carlin

I thought George said everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and everyone who drives faster is a maniac.

Damn. I just screwed up the easiest thread in the history of the Cellar not to screw up. Hope Santa's not watching.

There's always one wiseguy.

Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is IN the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.

That's mean. And damn funny.

Uh, lets see...

"There's more than one way to skin a cat."

yes, but there's not enough room in here to schwing a cat.

"As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

No, no, no. If you're trying to find something BUY A NEW ONE and sure as shit the old one will turn up. :neutral:

are you attempting to argue within the unarguable thread?

"Be what you is, not what you ain't"
Can't remember the short play, I was in it a looooong time ago.

shit, i know that line.....rage that's gonna bug me all night.

Sorry dude.

If I clean off my desk, it will have less paperwork on it.

Whoops! :redface:

Rush is Right.


-a bazillion limbaugh bumper sticker having geniuses

Here's one from another thread.

To paraphrase a famous Dwellar:
If you pick it, it'll get infected

Me to my three-year-old, about any damn thing...
"you should not put that into your nose"

True, but not all the taken ones are good.

Trust me... they are not, again, I have a toddler....
There are LOTS of very obvious things one can say to another human.

"Don't pinch dogs with pliers, they may bite" was yesterday's.

Classic self-fulfilling prophecy:
I'm going to regret this in the morning

For the record, I'm not making fun of anyone by quoting them here. Just find this and the one I posted above to fit perfectly.

It usually doesn't take me that long.

A plane on a treadmill...

:D

If you tell someone that something is unarguable, they will argue it.

Its the thought that counts.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Two wrongs don't make a right.