Sexual Tension
 

The vibe between Lookout and DanaC is just remarkable. Left meets right, Europe meets America, I say cheers! :beer: Let's plan the wedding.

Bags I exclusive rights to the Wedding Night pictures......

huh?

mmm...I must be walking around with my eyes closed. I never noticed.

Don't trip over my wang.

lol...your wang? What's it doing on the ground?

Old boxer briefs, loose elastic. It fell out the leg hole.

haha...you should do something about that. ;)

i take offense to my last name being so loosely thrown around as slang.

Don't trip over it, Wang. ("trip" used as slang, here)

Sp breaking news is not your wang flint?

I thought it was time for a completely random thread.

I think one of those castle weddings would be nice.

I'll make a meat wedding cake if you like?

And I'll make a cake meat-loaf!

Yep. Seen it all along. Bout time something came of it.

come on guys. i was trying to be subtle in my attempts to seduce her. i don't know if this is helping.

She's a woman who prefers the direct approach, we're taking care of you buddy.

bagpipes?

Yeah... just relax, I can see the results of the bagpipes and meatcake love nest will be irresistible to any woman! It is all handled.

Romantic island location for wedding or honeymoon available. Just tip me the wink and I'll get cracking!

I got a catalog in the mail from a place called "Lark in the morning". They have, among many other things, Smallpipes.
Made for playing indoors..... as in serenading the bride on the honeymoon.

Even if you don't play them, they're perfect for explaining the strange sounds from the honeymoon suite.:angel:

mmmmm....... wouldn't most brides prefer bigpipes......?

The Great Highland Bagpipes are robust and outdoorsy. Chamber pipes (Gibson makes a few) and smallpipes are indoorsy.

Yes, I could find you a piper to play either the great or the wee pipes :) .

Lessee... Meat castle dinner, bag pipes, lots of outdoors, perhaps stranded on an island (don't forget your friends lovely send-off with the "wang from the boxers comments just within ear-shot)?...

Yup. I'm an old hand at this and I know, she will have no choice but to swoon... mere moments my friend... mere moments.

(I'm joking... they are actually cool elements done well. A beautiful setting, great pipes and ... ok, I can't make the meat cake work, but a good meatloaf is awesome.)

With the weather the way it's been over the past couple of weeks or more I can practically guarantee stranded :(

Stranded? I say work it into the theme.
We can get some derelict boat hulls for guest tables and make the
Meat Cake into a nice three masted schooner center piece (symbolizing freedom... Yeah, that's it!). Ooo.. and then, and then,
we could get a shortish fellow name "Indelible Ink Mark" to dart around and
rat-tail the guests that hang around the buffet table bogarting all the
cake-loaf. God that ticks me off. Those guys always leave the corner pieces. I don't want that much frosting, dammitall!
Then we get Bob Hope, Lee Marvin's head, Maya Angelou (to add class), and the Ghost of Dean Martin, see. Steal a caddillac and drive to Vegas!

My God... it's... Genius

I'm tellin' ya', Clinton had the chops... just get to it man! Hand her a drink and ask her if she wants to kiss it!