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Wanking for The Good of All Mankind!

Now you've got a valid excuse, huh?

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_323212551.html

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Anti-War Activists Plan 'Global Orgasm For Peace'

(CBS/AP) SAN FRANCISCO Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.

But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.

The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.

"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."

The couple are no strangers to sex and social activism. Sheehan, no relation to anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, brought together nearly 50 women in 2002 who stripped naked and spelled out the word "Peace."

The stunt spawned a mini-movement called Baring Witness that led to similar unclothed demonstrations worldwide.

The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of "my missile is bigger than your missile," as Reffell put it.

By promoting what they hope to be a synchronized global orgasm, they hope to get people to channel their sexual energy into something more positive.

The couple said interest appears strong, with 26,000 hits a day to their Web site, www.globalorgasm.org.

"The dream is to have everyone in the world (take part)," Reffell said. "And if that means laying down your gun for a few
minutes, then hey, all the better."

Hey, I'm all for it. :D

Why can't we have a mass public orgasm? I would love that.:lovers: :love2: :doit: :grouphug: :hugnkiss: :3way: :3some:

George Bush thinking to himself "Orgasm or war? Orgasm or war?" Looks at Laura. "The hell with it, I pick WAR!"

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Originally Posted by fargon

Why can't we have a mass public orgasm? I would love that.:lovers: :love2: :doit: :grouphug: :hugnkiss: :3way: :3some:

"Oh come, all ye faithful"
- George Carlin.

Give 'til it hurts people!

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The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.

Don't get me wrong, I loves me some world peace, but I doubt thinking about it is going to get me there, if you know what I mean. :rolleyes:

However, good place to mention that during the FIRST Bush War, our local paper had a headline which read:

Bush After a Quick Peace.

Hell, aren't we all?

That's a lot of dead kittens, people.

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Originally Posted by wolf

That's a lot of dead kittens, people.

What? You don't mean...you can't possibly mean... every time someone makes the big O a kitty gets it?

Oh, yeah. Now I remember. Poor babies...

(sings) "Every one else has had more sex than me...."

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Originally Posted by Brianna

What? You don't mean...you can't possibly mean... every time someone makes the big O a kitty gets it?

It's too close to "every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings"

How seriously do you think the people organizing this take it? I mean, if you asked one of them why they think this is worth the time would they smile, give you a nudge on the shoulder and tell you they wanted to help people take a little humor with their protests? Or would you get a straight faced answer?

Maybe they think it'll create positive energy on a mass scale which will cause violence to halt for a moment and everyone will be filled with a need to create more 'love' in the world.

Great for the guys in the navy.

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Originally Posted by 9th Engineer

You cynical, cynical bastard.

I'm pretty sure it's people like you who eff up everyone's vibe. Dude--shame on you!

Now pass the lotion.

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Originally Posted by fargon

Why can't we have a mass public orgasm? I would love that.:lovers: :love2: :doit: :grouphug: :hugnkiss: :3way: :3some:

Meaning: If you're going to have a 'global orgasm for peace' why not do it where you can be counted, not just the limited satisfaction of private contribution.

Just think of the march on Washington!

If everyone orgasms at the same time, wouldn't the earth be thrown off its axis, or something?

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Originally Posted by keryx

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Just think of the march on Washington!

Step, step, stroke. Step, step, stroke....

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

If everyone orgasms at the same time, wouldn't the earth be thrown off its axis, or something?

no. We're all in different time zones.

You trying to eff this up, sexxpet?

No, no, not me.:worried:

I'm in or out or whatever.....

Fuck it, count me in!

Is this a BYOK event?

(bring your own kitten)

the important think to remember is to keep your webcams switched on..

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the important think to remember is to keep your webcams switched on..

And your mobile switched off.

Unless you're having phone sex

every once in a while it is. ;)

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Originally Posted by DanaC

And your mobile switched off.

Just put it on vibrate for the duration, and hope for a lot of calls.

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Just put it on vibrate for the duration, and hope for a lot of calls.

Wolf you manage to combine naughtiness with pragmatism I like it:P

Now I know what this thread is good for --

Morale.

The whole thing sounds like a dastardly plot by the tobacco companies to sell more cigarettes.

If you smoke in bed (Ookay, take a look if you need to check whether you smoke after sex... confirmed yes or no? Onward.), better do it in a waterbed -- limits the spread of the flames. ;)

And a powerful back massager thrust under a waterbed mattress should be rather like... Magic Fingers (tm), and no need for a quarter.

I'm afraid I finished doing my part for world peace before world peace was ready. Now world peace won't speak to me anymore. It says that I'm selfish.

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Oh, yeah. Now I remember. Poor babies...

(sings) "Every one else has had more sex than me...."

Cats gonna' die, lots of cats!

Can you get help?... just more positive energy!