How come there aren't more pictures of Labrat's ass on the cellar?
 

Well? Can this situation be corrected?

OK. Because you made me laugh out loud, you shall be rewarded.

Lemme see what I can come up with creative wise. Check back in a couple days.

i'm trying to be patient, but...

Don't worry about creativity. Worry about whether or not you're daring enough to wear the see through undies... :D

gnawing my fist...

I was wondering how long that would take...:rolleyes:

I don't think that ass belongs to Labrat.



For one thing, Labrat's ass is much cuter.

And I would imagen WAY less hairy !!!

Turns out, I'm not very creative. So, here is another shot of me, at work. This time, actually working.

How can you just leave that pencil lying on the floor without picking it up?

On Monday night my husband non-chalantly asked me if I'd offered to help anyone with their squat thrusts lately. :eek: So, I took that to mean he finally decided to check out the cellar after years of prompting. I explained the latest interest in my derriere, and asked if could he help me take a couple pictures. He said he only would if I was in a thong. Technically I am always in one, but he meant, only a thong. Unfortunately for all of you'se guys I told him that I didn't mind posting what anyone on the street could see, but nekkidness is only for our personal library. And since we both agree that a thong over running tights loses something...you'll have to settle for clothed pics out of me. I'm happy to provide directions to my place however for personal viewings :cool:

In a thong ???

*work* that ass!

How on Earth does anyone get any work done where you are with those taut cheeks staring at them all day? Sheesh.

BTW, your old man's a sport.

How about a bikini shot?

Today's jeans. The Tommy Hilfiger "boyfriend" style I mentioned in another thread. Enjoy :)

The next post is NSFW!!!!!!

Edit: Flint, you kill me.

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A thong shot, one of my husband's favorite poses. :pant pant: Taken last night at home. I like my job too much to risk losing it for something like this...course, I might get a raise too. Nah, not worth it.

Geez Flint, you're starting to freak me out ;)

Good for you, Labrat! Love it! You should be keeping the XY Cellarites up at night! Hee, hee!

What a tease! Schwing!

lower....

(reverent applause emanates from Elspode's office)...

:eek: :corn: :yum: :thumb: :eek2: :mg: :blush: :thankyou:

what you were afraid of
 

THE WONDERS OF TECHNOLOGY

Jesus Christ, that's elaborate...

Well done, LJ. Very well done.

She blinded me with Science... ba dud-a-duh dum

looooves the layer feature!

@LabRat: My wife says you have a nice ass, and she knows 'cause she's half-Brazillian. Oh. She says "we spell it with an S" sorry "Brasillian" . . .

hey labrat, i think this is supposed to be a series of progressive shots in another thread. and tell mr labrat, "good job".

You're married to half a Brazillian women? Are you a polygamist?

Dude, you're my hero.

Now, jim, how would feel if somebody did that to jinx? (I'm thinking of that swimsuit pic . . . )

LabRat, I'm not a big fan of thongs. But you're making a very persuasive argument there!!

Actually, LJ, that never occured to me. :smack: So much for leaving a little to the imagination...guess I'll stop posting now. And we had some great ideas too. *sigh*

oh bummer, you were just getting started...

NO offense intended here, but this thread, along with the American phrases thread, made me think of a very appropriate phrase I've heard since High School:

"Who gives a flying rat's ass?" :)

Okay. That's it. This is the second time LJ done gone and messed it up fo' everybody. I'm sendin' Guido to Pennsylvania de nex' plane.

Not his fault. Anyone who posts pictures of their bisquits on the internet should expect to be the butt of a few jokes. At least it was a good one, unlike that pun.

Seriously, I'm not mad and will post more if people aren't sick of them. I figure UT will lock this thread when I've taken more than my fair share of his bandwith. It's actually been kind of fun with my hubby participating in the photography. Does that make us perverts?

PS thanks for all the positive comments, I'll enjoy reading them in 20 years. I don't have computer or political or mechanical knowledge to share, so I contribute what I can. ;)

Flint:

Yes! More info on your better half! How'd you meet? What's her story? Spill it!

You know what - I didn't think an awful lot of your backside in jeans. I mean it was nice as far as it went and I envied it, but wasn't quite sure what the fuss was about.

Tcha, these men have so much more experience than me in gauging what lies beneath! The thong shot just blew me away.

Without wanting to creep you out, I'd be quite happy to look at more pictures of your butt :)

I did what I did out of a sense of respect for labrat. she is not an object, and shouldn;t be treated as one unless she wants to. I felt that if I was to post a 'joke' picture of a body double ass, that would, if she was feeling pressured, give her the option of respectfully bowing out of this thread. If she should choose, however to continue to 'lower' the bar, it should be of her own accord. Please.

I'm Jim Helm, and I approve this message.

now, is that pic burned into your mind or hard drive?

Seriously, I laughed out loud at LJ's pic. I was working toward more and more risque pics, you know, leave 'em wanting more and all that. He just beat me to the punch. S'all good. Now, if I could get Bri or jinx to Iowa, THAT would be a photo shoot.

This is turning out to be one of my favorite threads, and I have to say I agree that jeans don't do it for you as much as the other pants of lighter material do. They cling a bit better. just my opinion. I had worked on another p'shop image, but left it out since I like the natural progression rat and her husband are taking.

Hmm... incriminating either way, isn't it?

I am so freakin' married. Lot of lovlies in here, I gotta' say!

only if it is used without the express written consent of jinx or the national football league

Well, we're cool then. I showed it to the guys at the NFL and they didn't see any problem with it.

It can be a difficult thing to express one's appreciation and admiration for someone's naughty bits without sounding like a scumbag. LJ's statement about not objectifying Labrat (and, I assume that by extension, he probably would include everyone here) is well-taken here. How, exactly, *does* one express their pleasure at what is being shared without ending up seeming to have an interest only in revealing photos?

I'd like to think that, if I issue a permanent disclaimer, denying any excessively prurient interest in any individual's photographic efforts which feature comely body parts, that I could then go on to hoot and howl as they appeared from there on out...but I don't really know.

The Cellar is not a smutatorium, and I would sincerely hope that no one would ever take it that way. But then again, I'm part of a meatspace community where it is not at all unusual for people to show off their body parts, usually with no specific sexual intent - I'm used to seeing this sort of thing as reasonably normal behavior.

To summarize: LR, you show as much as you want to show, and I'll treat it with enthusiastic approval, tempered with the greatest of respect. I will assume that, if UT feels that something crosses a line, either on the part of picture posters or picture viewers, he'll speak up, and we in turn will honor whatever he says.

Finally - no, you aren't perverts. Keep trying, though. We'll let you know when you're perverted. We're experts, you know.

Me and my wife are always checking out girls asses, together, in public, so this is, like, everyday stuff to me.
It's a nice ass. I don't mind telling you. The whole thing with having a skinny little waist right above it? Brilliant.

that's a tagline buddy.

What? there's a meatsapce community? Why am I always the last to know about these things?
Tis true.

Elaquint as always Splode !!!!!

Nice ASS Ms RAT !!!

I would show my support for LR by posting an ass shot of my own, but I work with kids, and I'm afraid of becoming a headline.
But good show nonetheless :thumb:

oh come on jinx - those kids shouldn't be able to identify you from a picture of your ass... LJ - get to work, this sounds like a job for "anonymous"

Just reposting the face down on the pool raft bathing suit shot would probably leave 90% of us speechless...me, being the other 10% of us would rant about it endlessly, though.

*looks at his watch* ok labrat, tell your husband to push the damn button so you can get back to the important duty of making his photography available for public consumption.