Who is ready for some strange?
 

I told my wife i was, and she told me that if i was an inch or two longer, i could get some right at home!

:rimshot:

Imagine that......

i like your wife.

Not me - I get more than enough. Aside from that she'd kick my ass.

Strange is good, Weird is fun, Unusual peaks my interest....where are you going with this thread?

Ouch. I'd be willing to bet that getting any outside the home might well result in a couple of more inches being removed. That wife of yours is no shrinking violet (hi, Jinx! Said that with all respect!) :D

'sa clone thread. i guess i should clarify for those literal interpreter512's of the world.

Sheesh, it's been so long I'd even go for some "familiiar."
:p

Surely you jest. A cute thing like you? You need to lower your standards and/morals for awhile.

been strange so long it looked like normal to me.

Shawnee - I think you and I both need to hit the town together, I'm in the same boat!!

Come on over to MY town Ducks ;)

At my age, it's all strange.

Oh and bring Shawnee with you - Hell Get Ali too. If I'm gonna get my ass kicked for it - I might as well go all-freakin-out for it.

Sounds great! Packing today, moving tomorrow...then it's single life again for me.

Actually, I'm not a clubber or anything. My single life consists of hanging out, drinking beers, talking, laughing...stuff like that!

Let me know when you're in Ohio.

(and GO BUCKS!!!)

You let it hang out while we're drinking, talking and laughing, and you're getting fondled..... that's a promise. ;)

[quote]Sheesh, it's been so long I'd even go for some "familiiar."

Thats great. Made me laugh.

Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

One word...Viagra.

OK OK - I have a Viagra question....does it just make ya hard for a very long time ?? or do you actually ..umm...achieve the big O and still stay hard afterwards?...orrrrrr what??

What's the difference between "hard" and "dark" ?


It stays dark all night long.

What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

You can fall asleep with a light on.

But you don't have to worry about rolling out of bed !!! ;)

It makes nothing. It allows the natural effect of stimulus on the brain (boobies) to trigger an erection where the physical apparatus is struggling for whatever reason. You still have to be stimulated, want it to work, it doesn't force an erection on you.
It also allows faster recovery after orgasm through not only the chemical action but the reinforced confidence of just having had success.


And it keeps you from rolling out of bed.:lol:

Ohh thanks Brucie :D

I should read more n quit watching shitty comedy shows me thinks.

3 on 1 - hmmmm that oughtta even the odds up a little for ya ;)

Even if I'm in trouble I have a lot of brother cellarites in Philly that I'm sure would help out - if need be.

This man begs to differ.
Although do follow the link - as it made me snort with laughter when I read it.

Make that 2 Aussies, 1 Yank & 1 Brit - you girls are out on the town? You're not leaving me out for heaven's sake.

Was out with the girls on Friday night - the brief was to pull a monster face for the camera. Turns out I was the only one who had no shame. And the only one on Stella - wonder if that was a coincidence.

This is strange, but I doubt if anyone wants some!

Why on Earth did the guy take Viagra *before going to church*? I'm betting there was a altar boy involved somewhere along the line.

Viagra's effects on me range to, "Oh my God, what do you think you're going to do with *that* thing!?" to "It's okay dear, I'm sure it will be better next time.", and everything in between. Never have I experienced anything remotely approaching an involuntary state of tumescence while under its influence, though.

It was an experiment he was documenting for his website - i.e. I'll take Viagra in the least stimulating place possible just to see if it has any effect.

Honestly, it's worth a read.

http://cellar.org/2006/supergrass-three.jpg

Now be honest, you were merely trying to recreate this photo.

(Absolutely no offense that I immediately thought of Supergrass when I saw the three shot, although S-Grass has matured to a four-piece act.)

Looking at the chins as I attempt a Gumby/ Cardassian hybrid I can sadly assure you that we are a four piece act also....

2 Aussies, a Yank and a Brit walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says"
"Is this some sort of joke?":D

I had seen that. He was stimulated by the experiment, his brain was thinking of nothing else but naughty bits and their use.
If suddenly the church caught fire, I sure he'd lose his woody......unless he's a pyromaniac.
If he left the church with his family and got mugged, I'd bet he'd lose it too.
Remember the biggest sex organ he has, is his brain. :D

bmuahahahaha

That's what my single life used to consist of!

what's funny about 2 aussies, 1 yank and a brit?

Same here :mad:

While I've been gone I see that an entire re-orgynization has gone on! Way to go...knew you folks wouldn't let me down!

Successfully moved over the weekend. I love my new place. Also, the cable company has yet to turn off the previous owner's cable so I am free cable woman. It's just basic cable, so no porn. :mad:

So busy at work, I hope to slowly catch up on the posts I've missed; anything exciting happen? Are everyone's currently existing limbs intact? Anyone get beheaded? Anyone get a really good verbal lashing? :worried:

Over here we have a genre of jokes that begin:
"A blank a blank and a blank walk into a bar..."

So...

I don't think you yanks have the patent on that joke format foot. ;)

btw....nice signature!

It's pending...
Thanks, I thought you might like the sig