Sexual History: Fact or Fiction?
 

Since before the dawn of time, man, or something like him, has yearned for answers to questions about things. Who amongst ye may stand up and declare: Lo! The cometh of the questionings dost befoul mine ears! Yes, this is also true as a palindrome. Ask Sherman Williams. Does it tickle your fancy to quest towards thine own great big see-saw in the sky of yesterday, tommorow, and all the times to come? He who quests thusly is rewarded according to his own dingleberry. You see, but you do not see. Ask and ye shall forget. Declare and ye shall truly never remember that which is destined in the stars.

Yes, a thousand times yes!

Though I behold great sorrow in the circuitry fabric of incandescent illuminators I also hold much hope for the continuing characterization of the many who have come before me. Nay, the thousands who kneel before the regency must have a voice given to the masses that have tread upon this earth.

Or not.

er....um....ahh......


ZOINK!

:worried:

Don't Panic


Do those look like large friendly letters to you? I can't really tell...

Are you guys drinking?

:lol:

Not for five more minutes (this is in keeping with the liver of a god regulation)

Yes, both. It is fact that it is a fiction, and it is fiction that it is a fact.

da da da da da da da da...Batdance!

Can someone share the crack please?

muahahah smartarse bluecuracao

AMAZING, someone even more rational and intelligent than bmwmcaw!

Vibra-slap sounds dirty. She said "lick my vibra-slap, big boy".

You'd know exactly what it was if you heard it. That little wooden box has a metal thingee inside it that goes back and forth, hitting both sides in rapid succession, and diminishing volume as the vibration of the whole device decreases. Sounds similar a rattlesnake. You hear it at the beginning of slinky jazz-funk grooves, usually it marks the "1" of the beat. >>>>>>> How's that for thread drift?

I've PLAYED vibraslap with Tally Hall!


Think Crazy Train.

Ib , at your age you have Probley played "vibraslap" with Most EVERY THING !!!!

*rimshot*:)

is there a point to all of this? I still carry a towel with me at almost all times (for the record)

I snickered quietly to myself when I saw the image. I think I'd seen it somewhere before, but it is remarkable. But what can you post in response to that?

Oh, wait...



OMFG!!!!!

Is that better? ;)

The best part of it is that, in profile, it actually looks like Adam West.

Is that supposed to make me feel better when he squirts in my face?

I'm not sure...how do you feel when a non-celebrity does that?

If one lies about their sexual history, one gets what they deserve when they are found out... as with all lies.

I chuckled too, but would you have been satisfied with a *lol* Flint?

I don't know... I thought it warranted some choice one-liners, but I was leaving it to y'all to some up with them.

That bat-plug seems a sensible idea..... the one thing all bats fear is diarrhea

ohh coz of the whole hanging upside down thing?

"TWO THUMBS UP -- Buttman!"
--Ebert and Roeper

As was my response...:rolleyes:

And mine.
Flint has us on Ignore I reckon.

Why? We're so...so...damn funny!

See if I stalk him anymore. :mad:

I forgave him his bollards, but if he ignores me being sprayed int he face then it's over.

His invite to the "4 women enter a bar" night is looking decidedly iffy.

Damn, y'all, some people are at work here! [SteveMartin] Excuuuse me! [/SteveMartin]

Fine...I'll continue with the stalking for now, but you need to watch your step, Mister Man. :eyebrow:

Or else what? You'll...uhhh...post pictures of your butt and boobies? Okay, then. I dare you!

Good try. I wasn't born yesterday. I wasn't even reborn yesterday.

bawk! bawk! bawk!

I'm officially working too.... Except I'm really waiting for the damn woman behind me to leave so I can start looking for free software to edit some video clips I shot today.

The irony is it's possible she's wondering why I'm still here too, hoping to do something personal out of work hours!

Can't offer you any butt or boobies today - I was taking videos of my city to show y'all what Merrie Olde Englande looks like on a rainy day in November.

OMG I am so influenced by peer pressure. OK OK, I'll post boobies, butts, pookies, full frontal, backal, and sidal nudity. I will bare my everlasting soul to avoid being "bawked" at! :rolleyes:

I like those sort of twisting 3/4 shots, too.

No pookies please. I don't know what they are but they sound sinister.

And if you must show your lady garden, please trim the bush first.

Totally resisting a TMI :eek:

Shaved?

Adam West!

Oh my!! !! Shawnee - have you gotten your Aussie counterparts to agree on when you are all comin over??

You know what makes videos of a cold, rainy Merrye Olde English November daye? Butt and boobies. Lots and lots of butts and boobies. Yours, or someone else's.

Travelogues are always the most interesting when the streakers run through the frame, you know.

Like this?

gtfo
 

Heeehee..well, it is your thread!
:bolt:

Adam West?? huh?

ejumacate the australian please

shawnee - just get ya nawgs out already!!!

Batman! nana nana nana nana BATMAN!

The original TV live action Batman, along with Burt Ward as Robin. Batman, as realized in the 60's television version, was campy in the extreme, and not at all true to the more accurate and dark portrayals that have been brought to life by animated series, and subsequent films...although a couple of those films mined the schlock history (think George Clooney...egad).

Batman the TV series was related to the Detective Comics version of Batman in much the same way that Roger Moore's James Bond was related to the original novels.

:blush: I thought it was some kind of waxing that I wasnt aware of

I was thinking... nope, hadnt heard *can I interest you in a adam west today?* , whilst my waxer chickie babe had me on the table

a Bat wax? lol

that sounds more painful than a brazilian