If sex doesn't matter, would you marry a history teacher?
 

Sorry. Bored.

You're just pissed off because she let flea infested cats into the house. Don't hold a grudge.

Is it a fact that History teachers dont put out?

or is it just that they are dud lays?

[i'm bored too]

That would be the "would you marry an Art teacher thread?" :p

Couldn't say.:3_eyes:

I had a 40-something-year-old history teacher who proudly told the class that she had never been married and thus was a virgin. I guess she was trying to be a role model, but it totally backfired. That was the last day she ever got any respect from her classes...

I'd marry a history teacher. I have a lot of questions.

I have sex with an environmental management lecturer...surely that's the boringest of the lot...specially for you right wing loonies. YOu don't know what you're missing out on though. :)

I thought sex with a bank manager would be boring

was it?

not so much

Well it was worth the effort then. ;)

Dont you just have that visual though?

Bank Manager = boooring?

[shouldnt clog this thread up with our dribbly shit I guess] ahh fark it

Optikers do it with Polish.

Well, I never did a bank manager (that I know of) but most of the ones I've known I've considered to be quite monumental knobheads.

Oops. Sorry. :redface: I remembered she was a teacher at least.


Oh, and Clodfobble, that's just sad. How out of touch does one have to be to brag to a bunch of teenagers that they are a 40 year old virgin?

I think you're missing the bigger picture; he most probably knows the vault combination! For that, I could put up with some ho-hum. ;)

lmfao

found an interesting article and thought it might go towards the perception that some cultures have toward women.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

nonononono... your line (points to script) is: "On the contrary, he responded with interest. And he was very conscientious about avoiding penalties for early withdrawal (wink wink)".

Please, people.

uncovered meat. lol.

I was going to dock you points for bringing seriousness into a parody thread, but you came through with flying colors with that phrase.

dude, I know you didn't miss that.. the seriousness dock should still apply since it was offered seriously.

One guys massively f*cked up mistake/slip. you pick.

they shouldn't let reporters into these things!
 

I was less than serious otherwise I'd have put this in the Philosophy section. Good gracious - Have you not seen the shit BM (pun intended) & I went back and forth on. Shit, I laughed out loud when I read the "uncovered meat" reference.
Seriously though, whose fault is it? maybe I should start a whole new thread with this one.

Hey... I think I just might be slightly offended (not really)... I work for a bank (although I am not a bank manager) and I happen to think (and have been told) I am not boring at all in bed. If fact, I think I can be pretty freaky. :p

I think it all depends on the person really... the most hum-drum looking person might be a closet freak, just like anyone else.

It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. ;)

lol...I'm watching you SD!

me too now

you know what they say about guys with big toes ;)

Ummm...that they didn't crop the picture enough?

err....yes!! thats it

Oh and Iggy, I pretty sure that only applies to male Bank Managers...the boring in bed part.

I did forget he knows the combination to the safe, may have to use my subliminal powers of persuasion on him.

S'all good. :cool: I just thought I should share that little tidbit. I have to protect my image you know.


BTW, I mean my image as the quiet one that is freaky in the sack. lol

...princess on the streets, freak in the sheets

just the way my ex likes them

Ducks, all that really means is that your ex is male. Nothing more. :D

yabbut, he was never happy with the one he had ;)

grass is always greener n all that shit

In my experience preschool teachers and gradeschool teachers are completely freaky in the sack.

Also catholic girls completely rule.

And Irish chicks.

So if you are looking for the freakiest freak fest ever scope out Irish Catholic school teachers. (the ones in the long black dresses aren't so freaky as you might hope, it's the ones in the plaid skirts you want ot focus on)

OF COURSE. ymmv.

Not if they were a cat person.

My cat person is a college teacher :(
and not Irish or Catholic

Hm. I'm Irish, born/raised Catholic (even Catholic high school complete with plaid skirt) and am in school right now!

Are you hot for me yet?

But will you wear the skirt and starched shirt with some Mary Janes for me?

You know I will. ;) Now...where's that glen plaid skirt...

Now I'm in trouble!:eek:
Married man-married man!:worried:

Just sit back and relax. this won't hurt a bit.

Oh my....

Oh your what? :eek:

[mantra] good married man good married man....[/mantra]

Exactly.

Please, not on the cat........