Inappropriate Sex Question
 

Let's say you've got to do the nasty with two members of your own sex (but, not at the same time unless you want it that way)

You can choose anyone in the world, or someone who has died--BUT! for our purposes, said person will be considered as living because necrophilia is just wrong.

No cartoon characters, no characters in books or movies but actual people.

I'd pick Marilyn Monroe and then Jane Mansfield--you know, just for comparison.

Dammit! I totally forgot about Helen of Troy and Cleopatra! (a name, BTW, that I have coveted lo these many years)--but. Too late! I made my picks.

Choose wisely, grasshopper and then snatch the pebble from my hand.*




*been up for 24 hours. I'm nuts 'bout now.

I can't believe you degenerates didn't take the bait... (muses to self, ponders...)

Okay: Ibram, twice.

Maybe Betty Page...I don't know, can I just pick two really femmy guys??

Flint and Ibram

Sweet. I'm getting all the dude action.
I'm gonna be the pitcher, btw.

screw that. Is it too late to change my answer?

Oh, I'll "screw that" . . .

We may be up for a few rounds of fuck marry kill

I am so totally game. UT will you go first? seeing as how you're my father figure and all...

Angela (been there, done that, would do it again) and Madonna.


No, you cannot have details.

Jesus and Mohammed

I was all set to ask whether this was a question about inappropriate sex, or an inappropriate question about sex. But now I see it's both! :angel:
Lansbury?

I'll have to think about this one.

Murder, she scrote.

Murder, she croaked.

she said snatch:blush:

Whats the penalty for not answering, cuz I spent a total of about 3 nanoseconds and couldn't think of why I was actually thinking of answering this question with an answer - Therefore, I would probably opt for the penalty rather than answer.
Then again if I had to - Brianna's ex with the 2" penis or whatever and his brother ( figuring his can't be much larger) :) aside from them - the two guys with the smallest weenies in the world. Only if I had to choose, of course

LOL

My friend Sarah...thats easy. But I can't think of a second girl. Sarah and I have already kissed, and we've known each other for a decade, so I would be comfortable with her. But I can't think of anybody else besides my boyfriend, guy or girl, I would be comfortable enough to have sex with.

*chokes*

... oh, I'm so cut up.....

Excuse me, Bri, but...is this voluntary, or under duress? As a flaming heterosexual, I can't think of *any* man with whom I'd voluntarily have sex, let alone two, but if someone was pointing a gun at my head, I might be able to make some choices.

Oh Oh....

Angelina, Drew Barrymore, and Jessica Alba

Oh and Aliantha of course :D

I'm up for FMK

1. Brody Dalle
2. tie: Hope Sandoval / Beth Orton

Yesman...I'm guessing from your response that you see yourself more as a catcher than a pitcher? lol

Ducks...I'm so honoured!

Of course you'd have to be at the top of my list...and the other would be....hmmm...so many choices...so little time! I'll choose Sparkie. ;)

(young) David Bowie and... Matt Bellamy, of Muse.

This is a girl's question. No hetero guy can even contemplate it.

Schadenfreude is more than half of the fun. People enjoy seeing you HAVE to choose.

The reason this is hard for guys is that we are very visual people. You know, the butt/boob thing, etc. So, when you ask us to imagine having sex with someone, we ACTUALLY imagine it, and not in the abstract. This is like mental rape. Furthermore, knowing that we all think in that way, when another man gives a serious answer, we know that he has just thought about having sex with a man. Now you can't look them directly in the eye until they have reasserted their straightness in some way.

We're mostly pack animals, that's how it is.

I'm a lone wolf, baby.

If forced at gunpoint, on pain of death to a dear family member, I would do it (nothing touches my butthole though. Nothing) with.......

.......

.......

......

I seriously can't think of anyone. I know they can't be hairy or bodybuilders. That would be just horrible. They have to be as close to girls as I can get them without being those drag queen people. Who's girly?

I don't even play the game, let alone want to pick a position! But in the spirit of the thread I stand by my answer - as long as there are no other guys around. In which case I'd fight or run. :worried:

This is really just a 'who do you think is hot?' kinda question.

I'll change it--you don't HAVE to do them. Two members of your own sex that you think are hot or at least cute.

sorry Bri - in that case - nope still no one

Oh, in that case, I'd have to say ........ Jesus and Mohammed. And I'd pitch, not catch.

Methinks thou doth protest too much.;)

I can't come to the conclusion that any two are better, or worse, than any other two.

Uma Thurman

Naomi Watts

Yeah, I realized that too late. I took ambien last night, which always results in posting things that look wrong in the cold light of day.

I think it's less about latent homosexuality than it is about not knowing when to stop typing. Only Flint and Ibram know for sure.;)

Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwartzenegger.

Twins?

Matt Damon and Johnny Weismuller.
I'd pitch for Mat and catch for Johnny. At the same time! :D

No reacharound for Cheetah?

Not this time. :p

A Sheldonrs sandwich!

smoothmoniker, can you get me any of these three ladies' phone number? please?

no, he's got it exactly right. those of you who answered this question seriously are a little gay now. i'm very proud of beestie, too.

i can't believe you even posted in this gay ass thread jim... dammit, now i've posted too.

Hey I posted, but it was only to make an Angela Lansbury reference . . . .

uh oh.

Yea, for guys, this is an entirely different question.

With the former question, it would have to be a choice between that and being jailed in China. Then, it would be, whoever, just put a pillowcase over his face.

As for just who is hot, I think Johnny Depp because he wears such great eye liner in the Pirates movies.

I will not post here again



shit I just did.

Shut up and bend over! You can be right after Jesus. ;) :p

Hold the mayo. ;-)

:worried: I saw that jesus email this morning, holy snapping duck shit, thats scary.