dwellar NSFW pics 2006: show yourself
 

Ok, here it is! Notice that it does NOT say show MYself! :jig:

Oh, ok...
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Here is a genuine, bonafide picture of my actual crotch.
Edit: also one of my butt.

:eek:

:lol2:

:drool:

If NBN was here, he'd hook us up. He has before, in fact. I've only recently recovered.

Sigh, I was just waxing nostalgic, thinking of when we met. You and your "haunted house killer guy is OK" and me and my "haunted house killer guy not OK." We've come so far, and yet...though far away it seems, it was really only yesterday.

(Breaks into song)
You and me against the world...:lol:

Pssst...dude, I was kidding
He left skid marks gettin' out of here!
:bolt:

:p

Stop it Mr. N., you're getting me all hot. I can't take the excitement.

I didn't run off, I was picking china patterns :lovers:

baby don't go.

:p

Remember, I don't like anything garish or all flowery. Simple elegance will do the trick. And I draw the line, that painting you picked out, those dogs playing poker, that is OFF the gift registration. Hope it's not a deal breaker. :o

I don't like to complain, but I usually like my NSFW stuff a little more NSFW. China patterns? Get real. Somebody grab a camera and get nekkid.

You know you were all thinking the same thing...:redface:

Goodness gracious....show my winky? No, no...almost is all you get. :redface:

Is that a Dale Keown (Pitt) Hulk?

I'm going to post a picture of my nipple in this post right here. I have to wait for the office to clear out a little.

Edit: This is, without question, the most disturbed thing I've ever done.
:welcome:

Now with porn border.

nipples ITT

Hmmm...it's a bit fuzzy noodle.

Camera phone. Plus, I only promised the nipple.

I'll see your nipple and raise you some cleavage!

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I'll see you boobicas (loving that top!!!) and raise you an arse...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../Photo004e.jpg



Edit coz my arse looked big in this

*waiting to get the arse*

I had to resize it, no one needs to see my arse taking up their whole friggen screen.....'specially if its a 19 inch bugger

lol...nice arse! Where'd you get those undies from? Very sexy!

Heading right into the main part then, are we? Well then. Let me see what I have laying about....

btw ducks, i would tap that like it was illegal. :eek:

However, at this time I wish to continue with disturbing thematic elements.

Here I am, wearing evil, just dug up from teh grave black metal face paint (as much as I could manage in 5 minutes and low patience levels. Also, my hair has glittery silver glue in it, mixed with blue glue.

In the next picture, I am raping Ann coulter's book. And I'm conservative. I think we may discuss marriage soon. She seemed so happy.

I toe the line between 'show yourself' and 'back of the store for THAT kind of porn' so, voila: (as you can guess, I will never willingly post nude full body pics of myself. It's too much. But I will make sick jokes about what I do post.

but..would ya maybe email them??? :p

re: silence after my pics:

lol


you do realize I'm joking, right?

Counselors are standing by..............

RE: sending pics to ducks .....hmmm. I need to trim first. lemme get back to you.

I'm trying to think how I can trump your pics.

I have limited resources at work, but I am sure I can come up with something suitable.

joking? what were you joking about?

here's a guy with the biggest cock i've ever seen
http://www.voetsek.com/lighter_side/..._huge_cock.jpg

Very nice!
Now if I could only figger out how to get a pic outta my phone and onto my computer. . .

Duck and Ali: All I cansay is SWEET! and HOT!:love: :drool: :yum:

Noodle: you look a little cold, dude. :shocking: Is it a bit nipply there?

Hey, don't make light of rape, it is offensive to some of our community.

Damn - I can never see your pics!

Nice arse Ducks - nice knickers too
I'll see what I can do when everyone goes tonight - I may be able to slip you all a nipple - the only trouble is mine are HUGE.... will have to see how they photograph.

Truthfully, if anyone finds it offensive, I will take it down. But if the book was gone, you would be able to see my weener. Ann took one for the team.

no, don't. i think it's funny. did you drill a hole in the pages and line it with a plastic bag of hand lotion? you should get those little stick-on beadie eyes that wobble around so her eyes 'roll up in her head'

oh, and spexx......make light of EVERYTHING. as a rule

from here

was not appreciated as humorous.
:redface:

i see. i didn't read that thread. but....from what i read from your link thru the end....i'd still say fuck 'em. rape rape rape.

you can't go through life worrying about who you're going to offend.

Just reiterating - NSFW
 

I have my assets strapped down & tucked away today, so cleavage shots failed miserably. Have attached a cleavage photo from last year - well, an escape attempt photo anyway.

Then I decided this was a cop-out and did something that has made me laugh my head off, although I may really regret it later :)

So for your entertainment - one nipple shot.

Thanks SG, you're a trooper.

It is nice, not to take anything away from your sexy part, but it looks pretty much like every other one I've seen; and maybe it's my aging, but I think the face shot is far more sexy overall.

I certainly believe that cropped and taken out of context, the nipple is pretty meaningless (I promise not to take any close ups of my curtains!)

But hey, cheers for the compliment re the face. I wasn't looking for one and it made my day :blush:

Nothing beats a beautiful woman smiling beautifully.

that's more than your nipple, though. it's pretty much the whole boob. you're very brave.

On reflection it could have been cropped a little closer.
Which I have now done :redface:

sorry, guys

cock

:rotflol: :lol2: :biglaugha

Meh - it wasn't intended for titillation purposes anyway (see what I did there?)

Previous posters cleavage & arse shots were far sexier, trust me.

I disagree. Having a pretty face to look at is important. Otherwise, it's not really a person that you see. Know what I mean?

Actually I was referring to the "full boob" pic that I've cropped. But appreciate the sentiment :)

Allright guys, let's take Jim out back and teach him a lesson. :apistola:

:behead:

We need to make this a nipple thread. Everyone must participate, no commenting at all, just a nipple next to your name. UT would be even more of an internet phenomenon than he already is. :lol:

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Men's nipples creep me out. I don't know why. They just always have. No offense to the owner of the above...

These are some fine looking nipples.

(Sorry, I just couldn't resist.)

I couldn't possibly hold a camera right now, laughing as I am. To summarize:

SD - Please stop. It hurts. :notworthy

DN - Not sure if we'll ever see a normal pic of the entire you, clothed or otherwise, but I must admit that the parts you've shared have been very attractive.

SG - I can never fathom why you go on so about your weight. You are lovely.

Ali - Do you ever find any loose change in there? Wowzers! Nice!

Elspode...I find all sorts of stuff down there at the end of the night...sometimes even enough for the cab ride home. ;)

*sniff* Thats, like, the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me*sniff*


Is that sad?