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See Spammer (group poem)
See Spammer
Your line here. |
See Spammer.
You yammer |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper (i have no clue why, but this is totally striking me as an RHCP song, and if permission is granted i'm stealing it) |
Just don't forget the tip jar when it goes platinum. and backstage passes and...
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See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher |
See da man
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On da can
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See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban |
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
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See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging a**hole (sorry, netnanny at work) |
Spam I am
I like green eggs and ham it up every chance I get Cuz the mod are so moderate So you're stuck with me Wanna see my pee-pee? Too bad Cuz I'm free to show it all to the bored Look at all the victories I think I've scored I cum all over my screen When you folks are so mean I'm a legend in my own mind And on the internet No one can kick me from behind (although I wish you could it gets me off) But I ain't getting off here 'till I've shot my every last wad And word, too Heh Heh heh Too bad for YOU! |
Man, that's kinda long for a group poem starter... :D
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Whose posts these are I think I know
His ass is in the cellar, though. They will not see me stopping here What with ignore, and all the blow My little boss must think it queer To hear me laugh, then hear me sneer Between our cubicles, doors and walls Which let me hang about down here A thread to start, a thread to bear To answer that? No one will care Just mind your p's and q's my friend Don't think that you have much to share The cellar's lovely, dark and deep But I have duties I must keep And who will know when I will weep And who knows if I make a peep |
To continue...
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging a**hole (sorry, netnanny at work) What is the troll's goal? |
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...to dominate the leading roll....
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See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging a**hole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging a**hole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging a**hole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging a**hole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging a**hole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging a**hole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost See rock star |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost See rock star drive a jag-u-ar |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost See rock star drive a jag-u-ar Or take my car |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost See rock star drive a jag-u-ar Or take my car won't get far |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost See rock star drive a jag-u-ar Or take my car won't get far To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar edit : fix'n a dropped line... |
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See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost See rock star drive a jag-u-ar Or take my car won't get far To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar See the mods |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost See rock star drive a jag-u-ar Or take my car won't get far To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar See the mods draw their rods |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost See rock star drive a jag-u-ar Or take my car won't get far To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar See the mods draw their rods They are the cellar guards and gods |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost See rock star drive a jag-u-ar Or take my car won't get far To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar See the mods draw their rods They are the cellar guards and gods Love to shake their sexy bods |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost See rock star drive a jag-u-ar Or take my car won't get far To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar See the mods draw their rods They are the cellar guards and gods Love to shake their sexy bods Whilst firing rounds of spitwads |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost See rock star drive a jag-u-ar Or take my car won't get far To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar See the mods draw their rods They are the cellar guards and gods Love to shake their sexy bods Whilst firing rounds of spitwads See the politician |
See Spammer.
You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast Comin' outta holes from coast to coast Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost See rock star drive a jag-u-ar Or take my car won't get far To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar See the mods draw their rods They are the cellar guards and gods Love to shake their sexy bods Whilst firing rounds of spitwads See the politician What really is his mission? |
What really is his mission?
I'm on a mission, and I'm wishin'
someone could cure my lonely condition lookin' for love in all the wrong places no fine girls, just ugly faces - Young M.C. |
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