How does your erection look?
 

I just KNEW you would do it, because lj doesnt have the balls. Or maybe you're just more of a dick.

get it? get it?

Is that a Chinese erection?

My erection has been long and hard. For awhile it looked like it would get the life sucked out of it. It stands up for a cause, but can still get beat off. It's stated policy is a mouthful. It leans left a little bit, but stands tall on its own.

No, it's a Chinese election. Frickin' perverts.

We are currently being teased with our next election.
We never know from one minute to the next when our leaders would like to hold it, and when they just want to try and ignore it, hoping it will go away.

The trouble with our election is that no-one much fancies the candidates. It may prove hard to chose between a crowd pleaser with unknown staying power (Cameron) and an slightly tainted but experienced player (Brown). Of course I prefer a candidate with a bit of weight behind him, that's used to the thrust and power of global politics. But then I've never minded being ruled with a big rod.

I think our election may be a lacklustre affair, featuring mostly in the heads of journalists, although in the end the public may get shafted. However if enough of us prove we are unwilling to lie down and take it, it may come to a satisfactory conclusion.

We can only hope

Flickin'

We have one about every 2 years, and no matter the outcome, someone gets screwed.

I'm so sorry. :comfort:

I don't get to have erections, but when they come to visit, I don't mind how they look as long as they fulfill their campaign promises. ;)

Flickin Gleek plick!

Brilliant.

Blirriant?

for shame. how did this turn into the asian bashing thread?

and, Ibram. I have the balls. trust me.

Sarah Silverman: "There are only two Asian people that I know that I have any problem with at all. One is, uh, Guy Aioki. The other is my friend Steve who actually went pee-pee in my Coke. He's all, "Me Chinese, me play joke!" Uh, if you have to explain it, Steve, it's not funny!"

I think Sarah Silverman is hot as hell.

SS is cool. I loved her character in School of Rock, the ultimate beeatch. I read an article in the paper over the weekend about her standup DVD and I have to see it!

Straight up and looking forward to it.

My favorite Sarah Silverman quote: "Well, I was spanked as a child and all that happened is now I like to be, you know, spanked."

I'd bash me an Asian with my erection... :cool:

:drummer:

Is that... Is that the first time Flint has ever used a smiley???

No he used :fsm: before :D well noticed, it is to laugh :biglaugha no disrespect on this one Flint. It took me about 3 years to finally give in, but with hundreds of smileys to choose from, I had to admit, they can help you express yourself. Now I make sure I add more on a regular basis. You're assimilated now, admit it! :borg:

I love :stickpoke and :2cents:

where the FUCK is the cock smiley?!

I hate smilieys, I only use the one in my sig cause I made it.

I wouldn't announce that publicly, Ibram, or (God forbid) attempt to have a substantive discussion on the subject.

:biglaugha

erection?
 

you mean this?

No, that's a woody.

Edited to add: Oh come on, peeps, that's funny!

lol :) i think it was...

Not everyone has your discerning taste. :p

I'm pretty perverted, as far as perverted females go lol, but my sense of humor seems to flow very closely with yours...

Plus, everyone else has me on ignore! :lol:

lol aww...no they don't! is that possible?

I think so! Otherwise, how else would my razor sharp wit and acute observations go so unnoticed?

(I am cracking MYSELF up today!

KinkyVixen, why are you talking to yourself?

bwahahah.

:sniff:

;)

lol i constantly talk to myself, that's the only way the voices in my head go away.

so, if people put you on ignore, your posts just don't show up? is that how it works?

I really don't know. I'm just being my sarcastic old self.

mrnoodle who are you talking to?? :browhappy
snicker snicker. . .

Hey Shawnee--I thought it was funny. But think how annoying this place would be if all 3,000-something members posted a followup message telling you everytime they thought something was funny. Sometimes you've got to just trust that we're laughing in the privacy of our own homes. :)

I fight the urge to post "hey that was a good post" posts, because, you know, I don't wanna be a flooder.

[dead]geez you'd think somebody woulda replied to that post by now...[/pan]

How does my erection look?

I could tell you.... but then I'd have to f*ck you.

Thanks Clodfobble et al! I've just been very needy lately, being invisible at home and all. Sad, huh? You all rock.

And Cap'n? Put your erection where your mouth is...wait, that didn't sound right! :p

Hey that was funny. At least the voice in my head thought so.

voice in Kinkyvixen's head: "send Spexxvet naked photos of yourself"

What? Did you hear something?

Mr. Subliminal

lol :p
is this where I say show me yours and I'll show you mine?
Nah...the voices in my head don't agree with that logic.
You'd be assuming I have naked pics of myself...maybe I do, maybe I don't.

Somebody should start a thread in Quality Images, dwellar NSFW pics 2006: show yourself . . .

This idea both frightens and arouses me.

mrnoodle = skeered

Put it on! Put it ALL on!

Done!

Thread resurrection
 

Man... this thread had a number of landmarks in it, including the conception of dwellar nsfw 20xx threads. Also, I miss mrnoodle and kinkyvixen, but, you know, for different reasons. some folks have changed their usernames, interesting.

Griff--is that just four non-laminated pieces of wood (three large, one not) and a couple marks from your commander? Is this your work? wowzer.

Yeah, that's my work all solid wood. I didn't have a commander so those are post maul marks. She needed some persuasion as things were pretty tight. ;)

Well, ya can't drive a spike with a tack-hammer.;)

Hey, that stings! As the truth will.