Two Truths and a Lie
 

1) I made a Prime Minister's flight hold one morning arriving at Heathrow

2) I can steer a yacht into a pontoon without saying "Christalmighty whos got the feckin fenders, shite they're in that locker there, quick, shite, BANG!"

3) I slept with 4 women in one day - none of them knew the other(s)

#2 is true.

TWO truths, Elspode.

BTW Feel free to send your own secrets, everyone...

#3 is a lie.. is this like if you get it right you go next or something?

Better suicide bombers get more women.

#3 is the lie (and prostitutes don't count);)

No, just post your own three statements. Make them all interesting and one of them untrue. Leave us to wonder.

#2 is the lie--because you did say that when you crashed the yacht into the pontoon, right?

slept with? or schtuped? could have been on a red eye flight and still be true.

1. i've done this thread before

2. i routinely think of one of you when i masturbate

3. i never masturbate

1. I've met Charlie Sheen

2. I've written a story that was published in one of those Soup for the Soul books.

3. I'm about to get admitted into rehab, unless I play my cards right.

and LJ, #3 has gotta be the lie...

Acts of stupidity:

1. I've been chased by the cops through the woods while brandishing a realistic looking toy handgun.

2. I was the only un-injured passenger in a Bronco driven off-road by a drunk. I was saved because I was bracing the almost empty keg of beer between my knees, and I was wedged in tight.

3. I burned my thumb while trying to do a flaming shot of vodka my freshman year. I never actually did the shot.

You never burned your thumb.

LIAR LIAR THUMB ON FIRE!!!

1. I rode the length of Vermont on my bicycle in a single day. (238 miles)
2. I rode my mountain bike across Lake Champlain from Burlington to Port Douglass in the winter of 1985.
3. I sailed from Seattle to Ketchikan, AK in a 23 foot yacht designed for light air racing on Lake Washington. In the winter.

1. I got my drivers license at 13 years of age.
2. This month I will turn 38 years old.
3. I won 5 dollars at work yesterday.

1) I had sex with three bosses wives.

2) I fought 10,000 Mexicans only to discover the Germans took the gold.

3) I find those who use this thread as a way of advertising their presumed sexual magnetism utterly pathetic.

Prostitutes ain't no women?

OMG - you coulda warned me!! I snorted Zero out my nose and it hurts like hell!!!! plus its particularly unattractive.


1) I once got caught doing the deed in a casino elevator, then had the video evidence replayed back to me

2) I'm utterly pathetic

3) I have a third nipple

So, do we tell which one is the lie or just let the people guess?

Just leave it hanging out there in limbo iggy :D

1. I'm a lesbo in disguise

2. I go on dates with chicks all the time

3. I love my husband

Ohhh, I reckon I could figure yours out Ali.

lol...it's not too hard I don't reckon

I pick number 2 as your lie...and not just cause I'm a butt muncher. lol

Dohduh (thats the Family Feud Buzzer)

:p

lol...ok...must be the third nipple. Everyone's done it in an elevator before haven't they?

my brother has three nipples...and half a brain. I guess that's compensation for you.

I'm tipping most people have, why dont they have a little club for that?? like the high mile club but for elevator bonking....what would you call it??

The mortifying bit was having it played back, but it made my umm...accomplice's chest puff out :right:

the 100m high club?

my 'accomplice' and I got kicked out of the casino here for doing it in the elevator. It should have been embarrassing, but we were pissed, so we laughed.

not so creative under the influence huh? :rolleyes:

They stopped the elevator and opened the doors. Security was waiting for us. lol They were laughing too. Didn't make for a very serious ejection.

why is the elevator such a drawcard for screwing?

Mine was similar...gravy stroke, doors open, i look over accomplices shoulder and near down falling laughing. There was an older dude, he was tsk-tsking, one dude was leering and the other one was laughing.

I'm not sure why they saw fit to replay the *evidence* I mean, we were sprung ...umm....red handed as such. I think it was for their own perverse pleasure.

because when you get in an elevator pissed, you think no one else is going to get in too. That's usually because your ability to reason is quite fucked from drinking so you can have a quick fuck (it'd have to be pretty quick in Bris I can tell you) before you get to the 3rd floor. ;)

quick fuck and drunk men dont usually go together IMO.

lol...no, they don't. I think your opinion could almost certainly be a fact.

its why you KNOW a man created viagra

lol

1) The car I was driving was hit and totaled by two semi trucks, causing another accident involving three vehicles, one of which burst into flames, with no injuries to any people involved.
2) My dad and his buddies anonymously sent the first template for the rogue class in D&D to Dragon magazine.
3) I won $2500 from a scratch off ticket

I just realized this is the game from NPR, where you spot the genuine news item.

#1- I got caught in a raid in a sting operation. (No, NOT prostitution).:eek:
#2- I was a back up singer for Paula Abdul. (It didn't require much talent).:rolleyes:
#3- I wrote and illustrated a children's book. (This, evidently, did.). :confused::redface::D

#2 is a lie - backup singers for top vocal performers are usually more talented than the performer, because they'll be made louder in order to rescue songs where the lead vocal sucks.

Straight up, Ut! :)
Scaz...I'm going to guess #3, because I don't know what you're talking about in #2. :redface: