Help, I need a pick me up :(
 

I rear ended someone this morning, totally my fault. Dunno if it was the sudafed I took or just general lack of sleep, but I was drowsy on the way to work today and managed to tap and Audi at a stop light. Just hard enough for my front licence plate bolt to puncture her bumper. No dents or anything on either car. DAMNIT. She was really quite pleasant about the whole thing. (she was probably thinking $$$ :rolleyes: ) I already called my hubby (who is also my insurnace agent) so that's out of the way. He actually was pretty OK too considering.

Now, I just need a pick-me-up. Post something that would cheer me up, I'll love you forever. :sniff:

That's all I got.

LabRat, sorry about the accident. I hate those little things.

UT, I'm speechless.

LR, that sucks a lot, but:

a) no one was hurt
b) you have insurance
c) the hitee was pleasant
d) your husband can expedite the matter

All in all, the ideal set of circumstances if you were gonna love tap anyone's bumper at all. Actually, "love tap someone's bumper" sounds kinda dirty. Feel free to ask your husband if he'd like to love tap your bumper later on tonight. Insurance guys live for propositions like that.

Does anyone else ever wonder how the victims of self-stupidity turn out when you see vids like the flaming frat boy above? I mean, did he have to go to pulmonary intensive care from inhaling flaming alcohol or what?

And, UT - the Pillsbury Doughboy is going on my wall in my office.

:thankyou:
I just feel so stupid for having an accident. I knew I could count on the cellar. UT, once again, you rock. I hope this thread helps anyone else who's having a crappy day too.

I think the pig and the kiddie was the best one :D

Bummer Lab, at least you can sweet talk your agent. :)
Nice work UT!

edit strike that!

Yohoho you'll be needing to ply im wit a flagon o rum to ave yer ways wid im.

Well stood Toady me lad.

Shiver me crossmembers! Here comes LabRat at ramming speed! Prepare to repel boarders!

LabSweetie--this is a sweet nothing in your cellestial ear. No one was hurt! NO ONE! All the saints in Nawlin's be praised! Honey, it's ok. We've all done similar. Actually, I've done much, much worse. You had no ill intent-an accident is called an accident 'coz it is one. It's so ok. It's not your fault! You still belong to the family of man--everyone loves you :)

I was so caught up in my morning drama i plum forgot abot TLAPD.

Thanks for t' help buckos, I'll be havin' dat flagon o' rum t'night in yer honor.

Is that all?! Shit, I hit a parked car, in my driveway, and pulled off way more damage than that...

Bonus: Now LJ parks on the street.

aye, i'm nothin' if not trainable. buy, ho, the first time i lose a side mirror, it's overboard ye go!

Saint LJ. :angel:

The Jinx/LJ tale reminded me of my major bonehead play one day in historic Independence Square. I had parked along the curb, and was opening my door, having failed to look in the mirror or oncoming traffic. A passing truck's mirror clipped the top corner of the partially opened door, shattering his mirror and making the door slightly unhappy.

Did you know they give you tickets for stupidity, despite having insurance and it being an accident and you're real sorry and stuff? Yup.

just in case you have a relapse:
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1084093

I don't even know what to say or think about all that.. but its getting favorited

Ahh, some of those were used in this, which I should have thought of immediately when I saw this thread.

Those cats are making me cry.

where the h*ll did you get those pictures of my cats?

*sweeps house for hidden cameras (and cats)*

NSFW Language if you play video
 

*Sends Loving & Healing Energy To You & Yours*
As an ins agent, ret, we are cool about it because we know it happens to the best people. Just happy you are ok.

I may not understand all of it, but I'm laughing so hard with my mouth shut my throat is making wheezy Heh, Heh, Heh noises.

I think I might be sick in the bin if my colleagues don't go home soon & let me laugh out loud.

"Who's On First" -- new version (Condi and George)



George: Condi. Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader
of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the
new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's
dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the
guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

Brilliant!