Cellar Monopoly
 

I think we are ready for a new thread.

What oft heard cellar words and phrases equal what monopoly pieces. First come first served, but as usual we reserve the right to argue and disagree.
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calling moral equivelency = get out of jail free card

yes!

Well I think you've made a mistake. Doesn't Utilitarian Boobs have to be "Community Chest"?

And I'd say Jim's "Let me give you a new user title" would have to be "chance".

"According to Wikipedia" means "go to jail, go directly to jail, do not collect $200.

word association thread = baltic ave

song association thread = that other crappy purple one

'cite please' = luxury tax

hall of fame thread = free parking

fucktard = one of the green ones

asshat = one of the other green ones

crapflooder = the third green one

go =

_________Dick Cheyney says,_________
http://members.aol.com/whitelegg/monopoly/go.gif
__________fuck yourself!____________

btw, great thread, footie

Riddle me this: Which dweller would use which playing piece? :D

Cock! = water works

"it's not a shark, it's a dolphin" = electric company

Garden threads = Marvin Gardens (obvious)

any reference to eating a cuddly animal = Oriental Ave (the meat in Chinese food is dogs and cats, right?)

any reference to eating a creepy, disgusting organism = Kentucky Ave

The lobster divided into two colors = Pennsylvania Ave (Philly and Pittsburgh one color the rest of the state the other color)

Couldn't see the whole of the standard American board, so bear with my descriptions

Word Association is the first brown one (Old Kent Rd for us) - easy to get into and everyone lands on it at some point.

Which probably makes Q&A the next brown one (Whitechapel) for the same reason.

The Music Trivia thread is Free Parking, because it causes arguments when people make up their own rules.

I'm the Top Hat.

And I **PWN** Baltic Ave. Now if I can just get Mediterranean... muhahahaha!

Undertoad == Dog

Paypal button = Luxury Tax

I claim the car. ;)

Yes, xoB is definitely the car. Case closed.

Maybe you could let LJ drive it when you don't feel like playing, though, eh?


waitwaitwait...

I'll back ye claim o' th' car(rrrhg). An any one o ye slobberin whelps what has somethn differn to say bou' 't should take it up w' th parrot.

It should be obvious that I get the little shoe...

Yar, I consulted with a gypsy fortune teller, an her words are true. What properties be dark purple as wine here be leather brown across th sea. Sad, sad I am, for I detest the Q&A thread and curse th cruel fates that decreed it be the match for Word Association. What a motley pair. Beauty an the Beast, for certain.

I'll never get a monopoly now. I canna bring m'self to post there. Who'll trade me for Word Assoc? What am I bid? Bring out tha gold, ye dogs.

I withdraw the offer.

I says the Song Association thread is a far better match to the Word Association thread as a matched pair, bunk mates, if ye will. Wat say ye?

For reasons best not mentioned here, I should get the iron.

I'll go along with that. I probably chose Q&A because I'm crummy at Song Association :)

That reminds me... Talk Like A Pirate Day is coming soon!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaarrrrgh!

Shit, we missed Sys Admin Day.

Sounds like a girl I went to school with....

It should actually be Sheldon.
Unless there's something I don't know about you Brian...?

I think the cannon should be mine.

Perhaps, my dear. Just perhaps. <wink>

"Top Management" comment = Supertax
Socialized Heath care argument = Doctor's fees card
Complaint about Google Streetview = street repairs

my playing piece = the Bud cap. What?