August 28, 2006: Fire ant raft
 

http://cellar.org/2006/fireantraft.jpg

This page from a bug identification giude was linked to by Digg the other day. The photo was taken in Kissimmee, Florida.

Apparently this variety of ants do this to survive when their nest is flooded. As if a flood wasn't scary enough. But in case you're still underwhelmed, guess what happens to you if you encounter one of these things?

According to this document (bold emphasis mine):
It's a giant mass of painful death. Hope you can swim.

I think that would be the problem.:yeldead:

That damn picture just gave me the itchies.:eek:

'dizzying intellectual' ?


Fire ants are da debil. You haven't felt pain until you've suffered a few stings from those critters. And they swell. And they itch ferociously. I would not get near one of those rafts for a million dollars.

bugs make me cry

When I was a teenager I sat down on a nest of fire ants or someother red, stinging ant, as I was watching the sunrise coming down off an all night mushroom trip.

kind of a buzz kill

I could go on and on about fire ants. Just leave 'em be.

Get a real job. Can you picture the guy in a lab coat, surrounded by huge glass fish tanks the size of swimming pools, sending out little rafts of fireants, or sneaking up to fireant nests and pouring tanks of water of them? Don't scientists have something better to do?

And how did he "assay the venom dose"? I like to think he threw a fellow lab technician, naked except for a swimming costume, onto the raft.

Maybe he could get in touch with the naked pig lady and they could do a double act.

This is the kind of science that is great at stumbling across useful discoveries.

What if the chemical compound that triggers this increase in venom production is related to adrenaline, and winds up being exactly the compound that heart attack victims need to save their lives? You never know where science will lead.

You'd rather the scientist be stuck hugging a dead pig than working on expanding human knowledge?

Fire ants have been known to kill infants and toddlers in the southern U.S. Any effort that focuses on understanding them better is time and taxpayer money well spent.

Is that a whole bunch of cigarette butts those rafting ants are surrounding?

Those are they fliers, one of the types of soldiers.
They are not indigenous and, therefore, should be wiped-out along with the current wild pigs that killed all of our FL pigs.

Watch out, the killer bees are coming.

FIRE ANTS! FIRE ANTS!

Oh. Sorry. Habit.
Those things ARE the debil. They leave scars, dagnabbit.

No, they're the junior queens. (Still have their wings) If they were cigarette butts then the ants would be too stoned to cling to each other- the little buggers can't hold their nicotine ;)

Bugs and cigarettes- eep! Now my skin is crawling!

mmmm... hot cakes

I wonder what they taste like? :lol:

I'm bettin a little spicy ;)

A garden hose, some gas and a match.

Fight fire with fire I always say...

Works for me! :rattat: :flamer:

Someone I know lost a few newborn puppies to these bastards. I wish I had every one in the world in a quart jar. That way I'd know they were dead. Some say everything in nature serves a purpose. Somebody please tell me what the hell good these animals are.

I'll tell you one thing, they've mostly driven the black ants off of my family's land, and therefore the Horny Toads that ate the black ants. Which sucks.

I'm with Stonan .. I'd love to squirt a litre of gasoline on that raft and light it up .. :rattat:

There is NO reason whatsoever for these things to exist .. along with mosquitoes and every other annoying useless insect ever known to annoy and injure mankind ..

Thanks to some pretty lax quarantine, these **#*%$#** things escaped into the Australian countryside, around Brisbane in Queensland .. and started breeding like wildfire ..

Fortunately some prompt action by individuals and a concerted Govt campaign, have seen them controlled, and virtually eliminated.

Meantimes .. the exercise to contain and eliminate the fire ant, has burnt up AU$173 MILLION of our hard-earned $$ .. to get rid of a pest we didn't have, and didn't need .. :angry:

http://www2.dpi.qld.gov.au/fireants/

Mosquitoes, unfortunately, are food for a lot of awesome indigenous animals... but fire-ants are invaders and I would wipe them all out today if I could.

We all know where science leads. To more money for rich businessmen, who fund most of their work. Are the scientists testing the venom in fire ants to protect Or might they be submitting their findings to the Army?

Science finds cures for things that are caused by the way we live; heart attacks are more common because science has 'advanced' agriculture and food production in a way that means it has less nutrional value, while mysteriously increasing the profits of certain companies. Don't tell me science 'will save us all'; science does good and bad, often simultaneously, just like 'normal' people.

Interesting that no-one (including me) stuck up for the 'naked pig lady', but if you do something similar in a white coat, people will rush to your defence. What if the naked pig lady could be said to be pushing the frontiers of human imagination and challenging our understanding of the world; what if her art installation directly inspires a scientist to find the solution to curing cancer by using dead pig tissue (scientific research has found that pig tissue and human tissue bear an uncanny similarity)?

mmmmm... naked pig lady nuggets.

Then whoever said it would be just wacko as the pig woman. :rolleyes:

Ants keep the world clean. They eat dead things and clean up carrion...

Damn. I do that too. But I'm an uncle.

Welcome to the Cellar, Sarasvati48. That's hard to type.