Goodbye, Cruel Cellar
 

I'm afraid I don't have the constitution to stomach this site anymore. Which is sad, really, considering some of the great people here. Maggie, with her pleasant, light-hearted banter. lumberjim, with his gentle, grandfatherly advice. Even capnhowdy, with his warm, welcoming spirit. These are the kind of people I will truly miss.

Unfortunately, there always seems to be one "bad apple" that spoils the barrel. I have learned this lesson the hard way, upon encountering the grade-A slimebag known as _______. Let me tell you, folks, this one is a real sicko. If he hasn't given you ths shaft, yet, let me just warn you: watch your back. I wish I could stick around, but this town truly isn't big enough for the two of us.

So, in the words of the great 20th century poet Steve Perry, "I didn't wanna say goodbye." Farewell, dear friends, and to the ones for which I hold a special place in my heart, rest easy, and always remember: you're one of the good ones.

Bye, Flint.

I just met you but I don't want you to leave. I am naive to most of the inner goings-on here, so I am unaware of who is making you want to leave (hope it's not me) but I think you should stay.

He doesn't mean anyone in particular; like most of his posts, it's a game. To call shenanigans on one unnamed person causes all readers to be suspicious of all other readers.

In your departing sorrow, you accidentally reversed these.

Oh com'on Flint. Name names! This thread would have had potential if you'd done so...:p

Anyway, so long, and thanks for all the fish!

Stormie

Later, Flint.
 

I for one will miss Flint, regardless of any tensions between him and others here. As a materialist and an atheist, I found myself agreeing with most of his arguments. There actually are atheists in fox holes, and they can be a lonely place. Oh well. Que sera, sera.:(

Sorry to see you go, Flint. I thought you were one of the more interesting AG'ers, for what it's worth.

I hate __________ too. That user can push anyone to their limit.

:-)

I don't hate _______. In fact, the only one I really hate right now . . . . . . . . . . is me . . .

IF, and it's a big if, there IS a single person that fits the blank, its probably Der Furher Von Trivia.

No, no it's me. I'm sorry, I truly apologize, and all I can say is that I hope the psychological counseling for the rest of the family is effective.

i am lumberjim's withering distaste

Whose name fits in 7 spaces? I'm too short and have been generally shirking my prick duty.

Don't put words in my mouth, Maggie. I wasn't being ironic. I actually do like Flint.

Izzatso? :eyebrow:

If I was Flint, I might feel compelled to start a clone thread, called "Goodbye, Gruel Seller" and tell that old Gruel Seller that we don't want no more stinkin' gruel. It'll just be oatmeal from now on, thank you very mush.

Hmmm...I used the word gruel in a recent post. Dost thou refer to me?:p

I was.

I can't put words in your mouth while quoting you.

Maggie,
was that you I saw protesting against the NRA?

Wow, you sure are a bedwetting liberal, aren't you?

:-)

My comment was a reaction to yours, that's why yours came first.
I didn't paste your words out of time sequence as an answer to a question posed after the fact.

Like this:
That's not quoting. That's a ransom note.

Clone threads still funny, and that's a good one. haha!

Dang, I miss all the fun.

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Nah.

Seven letters? It must be me, Torrere!!

and, uh... you deserved every venomous word of it! or something like that, yeah!

Jebedia- damn >_<

I know its not me, I dont say anything anywhere near intersting enough for Flint to notice :D ...I know, I know...too many letters

This is like an episode from that old television program What's My Line. WILL THE REAL MR. SEVEN LETTERS PLEASE STAND UP ...... N-O-B-O-X-E-S!

[Plagiarized from the Mighty Mouse theme song by Philip Scheib / Marshall Barer - circa 1955]

Mr. Flint never hangs around,
when he hears this Boxey sound,

Here I come to save the day!
That means that NoBoxes, is on the way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right,
NoBoxes will join the fight!

On the sea or on the land,
He's got the situation well in hand!

:lame: Goodbye Flint!

... and after I put you on that Caribbean island with all thiose nubile native girls as well....

There's gratitude.

Good luck Flint - I won't say goodbye with a smilie just some letters

Hmm wasn't there a film about this... something to do with Alphabet soup, I think - ah, yes, 'The Gruel C'

I don't know what a clone thread is.

(It's Five Letters)
 

Flint, I'll admit, you've annoyed me on many occasions, especially at the beginning, but you're also pretty funny sometimes. I actually chuckled a little at that post. And the whole Ibram trivia thing was funny.

I don't know if you are serious or not about leaving. If so, well, then, goodbye. If you are sticking around, then that's cool too.

Let's try again: what is a clone thread?

Flint...don't go, you have ignored me 33% less than the other cellarites! :3_eyes:

Pardon me while I check the description on the forum this thread was posted in...

Uh-huh. ;)

Clone Threads have titles that sound like existing threads but spoof them. The clones were a point of contention between AGers and some earlier Cellarites.

*confetti throw*

Ohfortheloveofgod!

He will SOOOO totally be back! The cellar is like a virus you can't get rid of! (so...I guess...it's sorta like...AIDS!)

He'll be back. In one incarnation or another. you'll see. He'll prolly have the "Logan's Run" handle.

:::sigh::: You're probably right, sugar tits.

EH! EH! You can't say that! Not even Craig Ferguson was allowed to quote Mel like that! It's Sugarboobies.

SugarWhatever. The main point is that we all agree to cherry topping.

Who's Mel ???

Hey, look, I don't ruin your jokes, okay?

You deserved that one for the Trivia debacle.

Brianna's tits are not a joking matter. My God, Man....is nothing sacred to you? :rolleyes:

Never seen them. Will she post a picture of them, all naked and stuff?

Are you sure? I mean, did you ask your mother?

Don't let the door hit you on your ass on the way out.

Hey, what are you still doing here?

as usual he was gaming for attention.

You gamer you!

You really had me going.

I thought this was one of those AUTHENTIC "good-bye because I'm mad at someone" threads. Did you know that there are people that really read "words on a screen" and get upset, and instead of just leaving forever, they post a "good-bye" thread first and then watch it hoping to get lots of "please, stay" responses?

Ahhhh, the old swan song routine!!

Well, that didn't happen. :lol:

And you'll never be happy here until you understand and accept that.

Ahhhhh, grasshopper, you seek that which is sought by all and which many will find; however, it is not your destiny. The closest you shall come is to find a deep satisfaction in knowing that you have made others as unhappy as you are yourself; unless, you seek out the one and only one who can guide you through a perilous journey along the road to happiness. You must go, grasshopper, to find the one called "tw" and bind yourself to him so that you may learn the facts, just the facts, that will give you new eyes with which to see the world around you. True happiness may only be realized by weighing the pros and cons for each of life's situations; so, I relinquish responsibility for your training to your new master, "tw." :sniff:

Only a child or someone who deals in emotions would find that funny.

Or a mental midget. Or most recently, someone who is daft.