Huge Gobs of Nerd Love
 

i attract nerds. I know I've mentioned this before. However, I never truly understood my unique power of nerd-attraction until very recently.
I was lasso'd into attending a university-sponsored event celebrating the works of a very deserving man who gave LOADS (one assumes) to said university and managed to launch a study as well! I dressed (I hope to god) appropriately and managed to get every canape into my mouth without incident. This caught the amorous eye of a Complete Nerd ( I nearly said Narc!) who immediately assailed me with unwanted (No! No!) attentions. I am no amatuer, sir. This has happened before (see the 'I've met your brethren' thread) and I've been strong. However, this actual time...I...I....I succumed.

I HAD SEX WITH A BIG FREAKIN' NERD!

Now, are you happy?

Speaking for nerds everywhere, if we really want you, it's as good as done. Resistance is useless.

Yes.

I am happy. Good to know someone's gettin some.

... not till you post the pictures......

The question is: Are *you* happy?

Was he good Bri??

I ask, not because I am a nosey pervert, but for future reference :)

Nerds spend a great deal of time reading and researching and planning.

Many nerds have unexpectedly fine sexual technique, and a really short learning curve.

I have actually had some male attention for once! No nerd-sex, but at present I'm steering clear of that anyway. Being a nerd magnet is cool, as real nerds are always grateful for the attention. If you ever have any spare Brianna, pop them in the post for me....?

So my almost-conquests: Drunk man on train on Thursday - it was late night and I was drunk too, a friendly encounter not a threatening one. I declined an invite to spend the night with him, even though I fancied the pants off him (partly because I fancied the pants off him) and he hasn't called since. Sigh. Seems like I did the right thing. But I have his card and will pin it on my noticeboard to prove to myself that I still have it, even if it has to be helped along by beer goggles.

He was something pretty well paid in currency and I did clock (pun intended) his nice shiny Rolex peeking out from under his cuffs.

On Saturday I got talking to a man in the pub about The League of Gentlemen. He was as big a fan as I am, and also gave me his card. He's actually a goldsmith, and I've said I'll drop by his shop (showroom?) to lend him some TLoG books. Another card for my collection!

This has cheered me up no end, as it's the first week I have a chance to talk to men I don't already know, and they seem quite pleased to talk back.

BTW anyone know any card voodoo....?

Amen sista...

Wolf - I wish you would've added the words "can I get a witness" at the end of your post. 'Cause I'm here to testify - Woohoo :p

True dat. Very true.

I missed the "learning" in this sentence the first time I read it. :rotflol:

Yes, I've been wanting you to get out and move forward. Good for you. So many men out there, so little time!

Now, let us know if anything develops long term out of the nerd-boffing, or if you decide to peel him off and find him to be emotional cyanoacrylate.

Office Depot has a special on pocket protectors if you need some gift ideas!

:lol: :biglaugha :notworthy

...so come on, Brianna. You've only whet our appetite.

;) Is it kosher to kiss and tell?

We expect a full lab report:

Title of Experiment
Abstract
Introduction
Purpose
Materials and Apparatus
Procedure
Data and Observations
Analysis
Conclusion

They are "intense", focused, methodical.....

tis to tell us. No one else needs to know

Only if you do it through a hole cut in a sheet and take a mikvah after.

All I've got to say after reading this thread, based on the title is "EWWWWWW"!

Foul!

If you were speaking for us nerds everywhere, you would have said resistance is futile.

Poser.

So would this be ELF or something up in UHF? And what's the amperage?:D

Watts fed to the antenna, or microvolts per meter in the near field. Not amperage.

Given the directionality and range, I'd guess it's UHF at least, perhaps near microwave.

Don't make me show you my D&D book collection.
Or my newegg wish lists.

did you have a nerdgasm?

Which one did he make you dress up as, Galadriel or Arwen?:lol2:

I can just see the moment when he gives you the engagement ring:

Lea?

Do you mean Princess Leia? Too old school.

Of course she knows she's in trouble if he asks her to be Legolas.

I'm old.:sniff:

At least Legolas is *somewhat* femme. Imagine if he asked for Gimili...

No, jealous (of the nerd) :)

Things must be going pretty well. Bri hasn't made further comment, so I can only assume she's keeping pretty busy, probably discussing things like Steady State Theory and Cosmology.

On a lighter note, does anyone else think that the title of this thread sounds like something that you wish someone else would have to clean up?

yeah, I'm enjoying the Nerd Love. you know how it is when it's their 'first time' with a Non-Trekki. They get all vaklempt. He's keeping me busy for the mo...which is good, as Professor Green-Bean Dick gets home in two days and I am not exactly known for my fortitude.

Whew !
good to hear from you. thought you had run off and...got... er... never mind.

Break the cycle, dammit! Stay with this nerd as long as it takes to remember there are better people out there.

Hell, you can do better yet...shoot some video of you and the nerd all covered in some sort of nerdish fluid like Mountain Dew or something, going hard at it with a bunch of Trek and D&D paraphenalia surrounding you.

Then send it to the prof. And us.

Not that I actually want to know, but nevertheless feel compelled to ask; how big is big?


(You actually started it, green bean monger)

It's not the size of the slide-rule ...

It's the length of the calculation. :blush:

:lol: Big enough. To further the vegtable analogy, a cuke!

Well then, how freakin' is freakin'?

... It's how hard it gets. Dr Small-Penis Genius had some 'performance' issues. If he insists on calling, Brianna should say how happy she has been with a real man.