hi my names drea and im an alcoholic
 

no not really but i thought that might be an interesting way to get the ball rolling. im new here. i stumbled upon this forum when i was looking for car commercial songs. weird, i know. but alas here i am. this seems like a pretty cool forum.

Thank you.

Many come here looking for something else, but stay anyway.

Have fun.

thank you muchly

Try this one.:D

thanks bruce <3

my advice to you: start drinking heavily

The Cellar: The real AAA (Anti - AA)

what does this: [ <3 ] signify?

is it big kissy lips? or DSL's as i like to call them?

Isn't it a heart?

new quiz?

<3 means Dale Earnhardt was greater than anyone.:smack:

LJ - ewwww. DSL?

Dirty. dirty dirty dirty.

Anyhoo - I ended up here because I was looking up some info in serial killers and...... well.... Here I am!!

<3 means Mummenschantz.

simply less than 3

Umm.....what does that stand for?

angelina jolie

I'd do Angelina

haha my what an interesting turn this thread took!
the <3 is a heart ;)

So anyway.......

If you arent an alcoholic, we might be able to coach you to some level of success at it. Attitudes, habits, goals....they can all be very helpful in getting you there.

I bet you could trade her a baby.

She's hot. But I'm not sure I could do it after she's been with Brad. I mean, you just can't top that, and I'm pretty competitive... Yeah, right. I'd do her.

hmmmm.... let me read this again.....

Actually, not. Some threads are Anti-AA, but there are many threads you may have missed that are pro-AA where people have been supportive of each other in their battle with alcohol. At the risk of sounding idiotic, I confess to having a foot in each camp. I went thru times of being jailed (twice) because of my drinking. I went thru an AA period. Now I am at the point where I can drink without screwing up. But, alcohol is cunning, baffling, and powerful. So, I have to watch myself.

Kagen, you are a very smart guy. That doesn't protect you from the evil side of alcohol. At age 48, I was the only PhD millionaire in Elmwood Prison back in 2004; Martha Stewart was in jail in NY the same year, but she doesn't have a PhD, Ha!

I'm just saying that it doesn't matter whether you are a high-school dropout or a PhD with 20 years full-time work experience and great successes. Alcohol is cunning, baffling, and powerful; for everyone; even if one handles it well when one is young, it can bite one in the ass later in life.

Here is a pix of me going to Jail.......

I love your first album.

it...it was a joke...

I know... I was going with it. Do you need to sit down?

Thank you. Now, that I posted all that, and you all replied, I am confsing my roles as Rock Steady and Gwennie! I guess I did this to myself. Anyway, many of my fans loved my concert tour of that first album. I got a chance to sing to my fans and have them sing back to me before my first baby, Kingston was born. It was soooooooooooooo great. I really am totally confused about my identity at this point. ............. Several magazines have declared Kingston to be the "Coolest Kid on the Planet" Wooooh.......

Yes, but no joke is without context; there are some lessons there. Actually, I get a charge out of posting my orange jump suit pic. Actually, I get a charge out of confusing my gender identity. So, don't pay attention to me, I am a werido.

Steal my line again and I'll find ya'.

lol. im a reformed alkie. ;)
no training nessicery. imagine only being 21 and being able to say youre a reformed alcoholic isnt that rediculous? lol.

There's no such thing as a reformed alcoholic.

i meant my AAA thing was a joke and then RS went on a whole shpeel about alcohol and prison

Every morning when I wake-up baby.

Why do you wake up the baby every morning? ;)

it snores?

What's a werido?

It's sorta like a samrtass, I think. :)

It's a heart yo's...but i like this one...ah crap! nevermind...we don't have the symbol font!

The smell.

There was a man here in the library wearing that same style jump suit the other day. Turns out he was on a "field trip" to the library.

Slang: (reading intently) Knox in a box. Fox in socks. Knoxs on fox in socks in box. Socks on Knox and Knox in box. Fox in socks on box on Knox.

J-suit guy: (walks by, glances at me and laughs with his eyes, then quickly remembers that he's on a field trip wearing a red j-suit )

Slang: (Thinks: Damn, I dont have my personal protection hand cannon here...maybe I can throw this Seuss book at him with enough velocity to bring this guy down )

NoNeckGuard: (looks over at me looking at JSG, smiles big) Hi-yall-doin?

Slang: Good thanks (relieved, goes back to reading ) I cant blab such blibber blubber. My tongue isnt made of rubber.

What a random and funny post.

OK, OK, nothing to chuckle at here.....

Very serious topics in process....

So anyway.....

It's interesting that you still have a photo like that RS. I'm thinking that things are better for you now and am glad for that.

Thank you glatt. Now I have to git before THM starts a petition to have me BANNED

that pic is becoming rapidly redundant.

Thanks. Yes, I went thru a multi-year process and out the other end I have more tools with which to deal with life.

Grant me the serentity to accept the things I can not change
The strength to change the things I can
And the widsom to know the difference

I must clarify. It's an ongoing theme with me that I wish I was Gwen Stefani. That pic is from No Doubt's "It's my Life" Music Video.

In real-life jail, they don't put big heavy chains on your wrists; the inmate can do some harm with that. They put you in very tight close-together small handcuffs behind your back. It's not fun.

Yes, we wore orange jump suits.

Yes, you could get weed inside jail. It costs 10 cup-a-soups (at 99 cents each) for a single joint of California kind bud.

Sorry about that. But, any joke has realities behind it. I like your young swagger. Just remember me thirty years from now.

Were you allowed to alter the suit?

Were you allowed to take supervised trips outside to the library or was there one there one site?

Did that particular library have an unusually large collection of Suess books?

If you were to find such a collection, would you allow yourself to read through some of those books that you had as a child even if the other patrons there might think you are a bit silly?

Without hesitation. It would require a conscious effort to care about the other patron's view of me.

Absolutely not. This is an extremely oppressive environment. The Corrections Officers look for any excuse to "roll you up": give you solitary confinement and an extra day of jail. If they don't have an excuse, they'll push your buttons to try to get a reaction and then cuff you.

No outside trips. Elmwood is a short term prison for up to six months sentences. There was a library "on campus" with donated books, mostly adventure, sci-fi, and law.

No, they had none. An unusually large collection of self-help law books.

Absolutely not. If the inmates didn't like you, they... took matters into their own hands.

"patron" is not the operative word here. The inmates have their own social structure and rules. I'm a white guy, so I was in the "Wood Car"; I was a "wood". Blacks were "brothers", Asians were "chinos", and Mexicans were "home boys" because they ruled the place.

I was almost in trouble for giving my dessert to a brother, when I should have given it to my "car leader". They gave me a "first day" pass on that. Respect is a big thing in jail. But, since I was over 45 yo, I was "off the hooK" for most of it because I was an "OG" (Old Guy).

Early on, the car leader said I needed a street name, so I offered "Rock Steady" and they loved it. So, I was called Rock Steady the whole time. They thought my educated-sounding speech pattern was cute and innocent. So they would teach me "trash talk". Someone asked me something and I said "no" and the leader says "Say, 'fuck no'", so I said "fuck no" and they all laughed. As if I never never cursed before.

I survived all of that. Then a year later, I had too much to drink on an empty stomach and fell asleep in my seat at a Warriors game. The next thing I knew I woke up in the downtown Oakland jail for an overnight. Well, I was ready for it. I was in there with 4 black guys that got DUIs that night. We joked and laughed and talked sports. They thought it was really funny that I didn't remember my arrest, "... for all you know, you could have run onto the court during the game".

Rule #1: Never ask "What did you do?", ask "What are you in here for?"

haha was i the only one that caught that it was from a no doubt video?

texas jail is a bit different. theres no way in hell you'd ever get drugs. we have a rediculously strict policy on drugs.

No. All the regular Dwellars already caught that. I just didn't want to diecive any newbies. Please, put your organ back in your pants, dude.

Every jail has a ridiculously strict policy on drugs.

There are drugs in every jail.

COs (not all, I know many good ones that won't play these games) often make a lot of extra income this way.

Thank you Wolf. Polyanna didn't get it. Just to note, I didn't even think about getting drugs in jail. I wanted out of there as soon as possible. You don't even know how much.

I had card playing friends tell me of schemes like his girlfriend was passing him stuff thru a kiss at the visting center, and stuff left at fences at certain times, oh I don't want to hear anymore. I just wanna go home.