5/19/2006: Near miss
 

http://cellar.org/2006/nearmiss.jpg

From MSNBC Week in Sports Pics. I think the title is everything I have to say about this one. Speaks for itself.

All I can say is: OWNED!!

Is it just me, or does it look like an arrow pierced his side?

too bad he missed. Look at the blood running down the bull's back. This guy had it coming.

Not that I am really wild about bulls, but this sport seems awfully cruel to me. I wish the poor bull hadn't missed. But thats just me talkin'.....

Folks, that's a near HIT, not a near miss.

Didn't you just yesterday say that you post cutesey friday images?

;)

What's not cute about an asshat getting in the ring with a mad bull, waving capes and chunking spears nearly being castrated as a result? C'monnnnnn......

I'm still waiting for someone to be dense enough to call this an accident.

an assident?

*rimshot*

Whadda you expect, wearing pink socks?!

One word.. "cup" !

My thoughts, exactly. ;)

They were white until he was anally gored by that bull, man.

White? After Labor Day?

Those g*ddamn Spics! i hope that bull gorges that mofo. *mad*

Or maybe a matador...

Damn! that monkey has brass ones. See what boredom can do to you?

I have to find the image of the matador who was "horribly gored" I doubt if he survived, if he did, he probably wished he hadn't.

From the picture, it looked like he was justfinishing giving birth to a bull who came out tail first, if you get my picture.

found it. horrendous, not horrible.

serves his ass right.

I have more respect for the monkey.

See 3foot, it's those damn pink socks again. :D

/throwing away ALL my pink socks right now!

But the shoes, they are sensible at least.

It looks as though he also nearly gored himself with his sword-thing.

I wonder if bullfighter school includes being trained to instinctively tuck your pointy blades under your arm when large, angry mammals bowl you over.

as usual, funny as hell.

Oh and there are more images out there! :eek:

I belive this is the Spanish version of "What not to wear." (They're just so much more violent about fashion in Spain) :eek:

Uh,....where did you get the first picture? :confused:

Wow, that was almost a hole in Juan.

:rotflol:

Is that pic legit?

dolphin

:snicker:

anotheronewordpost

butnotasfunnyastheprevioustwo

It's ok, you're new here.

But Sir, the bull does not always lose. ;)

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

It makes me cringe, but the guy had it coming.

Totally deserved it.

All that blood?

Doubt it's his.

That most recent picture appears to show a young Prince Charles or an amazing simulation. Also John Bull.

I bet his cleaner hates to have to wash and sew up the spangly suits afterwards.

I think after a person dies there is a special bench, like the group W bench, where people who died doing stupid, and pointless things have to sit until they are rehabilitated.

Spangly suit? Check.
Waving red flags at enraged bulls? Check.
Trying to stab aforementioned bulls, not in self defense? Check.

OK sir, if you'll just have a seat over there. Yes, next to the bungie jumper.

I'll bet he's wearing pink socks, too. :rolleyes:

Does this make you horny?

Apparently it is.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharkkayak.asp

Welcome to the Cellar, Johnny. :D
To answer your question, no.....but it reminds me how dangerous horny males can be.