Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi
 

Hello,

Live in the great land down under, in the Gold capital of the world where we shovel dirt and crush rocks all day long and then drink all night long.

what are you doing up this late?

Yes it is about 3 am but its sunday and no work tomorrow so just exploring and discovering. Completely new at all this stuff I m lucky that the computer dosn't blow when I switch it on.

isn't it "aussie aussie oi oi oi" i mean "assie assie oi oi oi" sounds little....well.....ass-like.....

just giving you shite, mate. (my wife's from down under.) welcome to the cellar, form another newbie.

have a VB for me, if you will.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AUSSIE OI AUSSIE OI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI

thats the whole thing.

a kalgoorlie girl aye? i wouldnt mind some of your weather down here at the moment. im freezing my ducksnuts off.

ahem, who's nuts are you freezing off??

Its a tad nipply up this way too!

Hiya Dee :)

Hi ^^;;; I'm one country away from Australia though...

one world, onle love, one people.


one cellar

ohmigod, that was so deep, i just brought a tear to my own eye. excuse me while i go wash my labia.

Have you been smoking the same thing kagen has LJ??

i don't know. was he smoking pot?

I'm still trying to figure that out, he wouldnt share anyways, selfish bastard.

My liver is still recovering from my trip over there. That and my poor pinkie finger that I'm pretty sure I broke while we were riding horses in the Hinterlands.

I can't wait 'till next years trip! :drunk:

Broke your finger!
Didn't your Mama tell you drinking and riding don't mix? :haha:

ive been smoking the green stuff that grows under my fridge.

xoB - good god I wish they had let us drink..... it would lessen the pain of us having to wear CHiPs style helmets.

When we would come into a clearing, and the guide would say "are we ready for a trot?" Of course the horses knew what that meant way before we were ready so they would just start trotting - that's when I jammed my pinkie finger. My pain was nothing compared to my husband's. On the first trot, he was shouting out "ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!" the whole way! He told the guide that he had just been violated by a spanking machine!! lol....

I joke, but this was our second time with this company - they are awesome!
http://numinbahtrails.com/

Hi
Guys no drinky VB for me Yuky Yuky Yuky. Im a australian wine drinker my self but I apreciate the sentiment and drink to you all any way.

Good to see some one knows where Kalgoorlie is most just say hay!

Ready? What ready? You don't change your clothes or comb your hair for trotting, you don't even have to fold your tray and return your saddle to an upright position. Just press a little harder on the balls of your feet in the stirrups and you can post, no spanking. :confused:

:thepain3: that cant be healthy!!

i have a secret basement where i keep mary jane trapped under bright lights. the entrance is a trapdoor under my fridge.

not true, but how cool would that be?!

Can someone please ammend the assie thing! its embarrasing. really.

An australian wine drinker hey Dee? whats you drop? i live an hour from Mudgee - some of the best wines in NSW. Guranteed! have you been? and i also used to live in the hunter valley - great aussie pinot noir.

I so totally hate it when Aussie's speak their Devil Native Tongue.

Nonsense. Talking like you've suffered a stroke is fun!

Sun Sparkz - we stayed in Mudgeerabah! Some of the people that came over for the conference were from Perth, and they brought some wine with them. Their claim was that the wine from the West coast was better than the stuff from the East coast.
I didn't care - I don't drink wine. I drank Boag's premium beer (everything else was too sour).

boags is good. i like to drink that from time to time. tasmania has some good beer. so does victoria. and a couple from south australia are good. everywhere else just has crap.
XXXX because they cant spell beer.

:vomitblu:

Only thing close to beer i drink it strongbow.. gotta love that cider.

*spits a forked tounge at brianna*

The wines from Mudgee are a sweeter wine, and thats why i like them: i spent over $300 just on the sweets last time i went:

sorry dee. didn't mean to refer to you as a male (the "mate" thing).

did you ever have that VB for me?

nevermind. i just saw that you no likey VB. but its soooo good.

VB is too sweet for me. its like lolly beer

god, i love the way aussies talk.......

i know. gets ya all hot, don't it? ;)

yeah it does, and i've got one built in- i married one. very sexy woman, and her accent is WONDERFUL.

hot wife. how did i get so lucky?

are you rich?

do you have big feet?

Are you really old and rich?

Ohhh you do have the whole Texan thing happening....:drool:

I lurve South African accents :yum: and the Irish accents :yum: :yum:

I dont like those drawly yanky accents.. so damn arrogant even when they arent being arrogant!
i love exotic accents like jamican and islander, also a nice hugh grant pommy isnt bad if your in the mood. and for a girl - i think a soft southern drawl is really cute, or a husky russian accent is hot too.

Australians can sound very sexy - when they use it right. some people are too rough with it and make it sound like dry cardboard.. you have to pronouce damn it!!

'Uhhm, yes, well, that's really great, I mean, it really is, honestly...'

Nope, sorry, does nothing for me.... although apparently my son enjoyed a certain amount of success with it during his brief stay in Honolulu (coming back home from Oz)....

Is this the *older* son Cyclefrance????? :p

No, the younger one - the older one's travels tend to involve driving great distances and then spending a few hours tearing around an F1 circuit somewhere in his car... we then get treated to the video he has taken of this exciting event (as you can imagine, we are thrilled about this...)

too....many.....questions.........

not mega-rich, not really old (but 18 years older than my wife), and i have HUGE feet.

:)

english or afrikaans?

aussie, or even british, are the most sexy.

Ohhh, cute guys and fast cars...what more could a girl want?

I'd say we are getting closer to the answer ;)

They both sound seriously sexy.

steer me. maybe i'll answer the right question.....i don't mind admitting, sometimes i need direction........

i love using accents. theres one girl that hates my sean connery accent because she gets turned on by it.

a friend and i went to the casino one night speaking in loud drunken irish accents the whole time. you'll be amazed what you can get away with saying when people think youre a drunken irishman.

Being a drunken Australian works like that over hear.

I go to an international conference every two years, held in Baltimore. The best party is always where the Aussies are, no matter what time of day it is.

Never met an Australian that I didn't like. Shame about all them white fullahs though.:p


Never too early in one's forum career to seek out the inhabitants of West Island and give them some good-natured schtick.:D

woot woot!!
*dances round her living room shimmying*

Aww BillyBob, I kinda dig the kiwi accent too, actually, I'm just a sucker for an accent.

Bring the schtick on!!

Just got back from my first trip to the Hunter yesterday, with enough supplies for a couple of big nights in tow.

G'day from sunny warm Brisbane.

On a recent o/s trip we found Bundabergians in the club car on the Eurostar and Sydneysiders in the bar on a Norwegian train.

Coincidence? I doubt it.

"the best meats in the rump"

in this line homers imagined pig was talking about australia being the rump of the world.

i'm moving there sometime in the next couple of years. i can hardly wait.

(have i already said that?)

why for you move here two dogs?

two dogs???

my wife's family is there, and we want to be closer to them. and i LOVED it when we went there last year.

lol...sorry...erm quirky Aussie-ism....or it could even just be a Duck-ism...but anyways.

Have you two been married long?

Did you meet online?

Is your wife a resident of the US now?

Yes, Yes...I am nosey, feel free to tell me to sod off :p I dont offend easily.

not at all...i'm enjoying the little talk.

three years. yep, we met on-line. on a john lennon website. emails, phone calls, then a visit, then fell in love, and she moved here. she's a resident now, but since we're moving there, she's not going for the citizenship.

what's your story duck?

I so love the online aspect!!

I have two online gf's that have met up with and married their online loves.

Both through the old MSN chat, one married a guy from the UK and the other an American....very cool.

Their partners have both moved here.

I remember (hopefully correctly) you said you dated for 2 years before you got married, it would really push the *long distance relationship* boundaries?

Glad it all worked out for you anyways.

Me? not much of a story really, well, except my sister actually started this membership back in September and posted once then didnt use it...so I stole it...but dont tell anyone :p

long distance is right !!! it was very tough. and we nearly fell apart a few times. but we stayed friends throughout, and the romance and sexual tension were always there. finally, we decided that we should be together, and she came over here. we're so good together. its amazing. its strange that two people from such different places can be so alike. she's really wonderful.

i'm madly in love, can you tell?

but more about you, if you don't mind. what's it like in victoria? what do you do for fun there? are you married? (if this is too personal, tell me to eff off. i won't mind.)

:)

just a little...its gorgeous :)