Rational People Unite.
 

Just like Pinkey and the Brain, we need to take over the world.

Today the world tomorrow the Universe.

YO HO YO HO THE PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!!!

And you thought I was SANE.:tinfoil: :crazy: :crazy:

I love all you gurlz and guyz :love:

As long as I get to run me ship the way I see fit! :D

Not to be cruel...but a lot of rational people are not as over the top as you, Fargon. Just an observation.

I'd be completely satisfied with just the Cellar. ;)

I'm afraid the cellar is to hard to consume, 'sides I like it just the way it is. I can as krazy or sane as I want to be, I am entertained, enlightened, and educated all at the same time. This is the best forum on the web!

Look, I know it probably sounds like a good idea, and maybe even fun, but you really, really mustn't take over the world. It's a naughty, naughty thing to try to do, and you'll only get into a lot trouble, and wished you hadn't started.

Try to contain your enthusiasm a moment, take a big breath, and do a quick search for people who tried to take over the world. I think you'll find I know what I am talking about and want to thank me once you've read about a few of them - I mean, look at that Blofeld chap, he's been trying for more years than I can remember, and all it's got him is a big fluffy white cat, a monacle and a nasty scar on his face - do you really want to end up like that?

I know I'm sounding rational, but....

Try telling that to this guy...

Is that a one-eyed, ring-horned, no-eared, short-legged, hands-free, sausage-shaped, ill-fitting-denture-beast? Funny, I thought they were extinct...

plankton?

I'm with Cyclefrance, taking over the World would be like winning that trophy spouse. You'll be sorry.:sniff:

Bruce we have made you Grand Vizier, go forth and do my bidding:whip:

fargon, do NOT take this the wrong way, but, um...

do you do Ecstacy?

And BTW, I dig Plankton.

Put that bidding away and zip up. How many times do I have to tell you....... not in front of the children.:headshake

Guess I may as well put the camera away. :eyeball:

Ooooh, Plankton, not plankton - why didn't you say earlier - I'm afraid I'm one of those who remembers Muffin the Mule, Larry the Lamb, and The Woodentops, and when the men were boys it was all Mr Men, Button Moon and Klangers. They'd hit puberty and all that that involves by the time Spongebob hit the screens. I think we just about made Bugs Bunny's Marvin the Martian chappy, after which it took an enormous and unrelated jump to R&B, Garage and Hip-hop (with maybe a very short interlude involving He-man, Transformers and Ninja Turtles en route...)

For my further education and enlightenment, please, what exactly has this Plankton fella got to do with world domination?

He has a ken for it but Sponge Bob always gets in his way.

Plankton also has a ken for stealing the elusive and highly secret recipe for the delicious crabbyPattie, but SpongeBob always foils that, too. Plankton owns the Chum Bucket restaurant and is in direct competition with Mr. Crabbs(owner of the CrabbyPattie) for business. The taking over the world thing is like an obsessive hobby with him. I, like most women, find Plankton's power attractive and seductive. I also like his deep, baritone voice.

Sorry to disapoint you Brianna, all my drugs are leagaly prescribed by the VA.

Vicoden, Valium yummy:yum:

I'm none the wiser, but then I tend to go for the pork with asaparagus right now - it all sound very interesting though and, hey, I have a powerful, deep, baritone voice....

I want to take over the world about as much as I want to take over my uncle's mortgage. No, I don't think that's a rational proposition at all.

It is a well-known fact that those who crave world domination have also never been known to have taken over (or wanted to take over) their uncle's mortgage. I think we need something more conclusive and convincing....

And you call terself a pyrate. ARRRGH -5 Pirate Points, and no choclate milk for a week. So It Be Written, So It Be Done. Captian Fargon Emperor of the Knowen Universe:king:

No, no, no... Eugene H. Krabs is the owner of The Krusty Krab restaurant. The Krabby Pattie is the burger.

I stand in the presence of Greatness and humbly ask your apologies! You, madam, are correct. It is indeed Mr. Krabs with a K, and the restaurant is the Krusty Krab. now, what can you tell me about the origins of the emotional angst of Squidward?

True pirates don't want to dominate the world. They just want some wenches and grog.

You forgot swag, lots and lots of swag. :lol:

Well, the swag is only necessary in order to obtain the wenches and grog.

The mortgage statement was merely an analogy, admittedly not a great one. I just meant I'd rather not saddle myself with the extra responsibility. Taking over the whole world would be way too much work for someone who cannot remember to feed the cat. If I were stuck in charge of the world, I'd probably just misplace it or forget it somewhere.

as well you should, Kozmique. As well you should.

Douglas Adams would be right there with you. :)

a thread for rational individuals? they didn't say anything about this in the brochure.

*scampers off quick-like*

It's in teeny teeny print.

Much like all disclaimers.

:rtfm:

Proof that fargon is irrational. He invited the Mrs. along with him.

Come to think of it, so did lumberjim. QED.

:D I have the same birthday as Douglas Adams! March 11, exactly 20 years apart.

Arrrrgh thay be trusure to plunder, mateys

Tie that scurvy dog to the yardarm. Captains Mast at 0530 hrs.

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

yas tahW?