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December 20, 2007: Sex sells!
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Despite appearances, what you see here is not your basic softcore goth porn (well, at least not intentionally.) It is, in fact, a promotional sales item. Not for the lingerie, not for the shoes... for the coffin! The Italian undertaker firm Cofanifunebri has released their 2008 corporate calendar, featuring sexy models draped across their merchandise. "Coffins are consumer goods like any other things, so I sell in the same way as any other consumer goods are sold," said owner Maurizio Matteucci. "The calendar is very popular." "It is good marketing, but it is also a way to play down such a serious subject and to smile." |
Why am I thinking that her vampyre lover is in there?
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Boy Zen and Shawnee are gonna have a field day with this one.
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If I had a terminal illness, and was making all the final arrangements for myself in order to not be a burden on my family, I can see getting a kick out of this advertising. But if my loved one died and I was frantically trying to line all the stuff up on short notice, I would be less receptive.
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If I see this ad on TV, then I'd be pissed. |
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Pretty fancy coffin. Cremation for me. Throw me in the ocean so I can travel.
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This way they get the brand before the public in a upbeat manner. Then when the frantic time is dropped on you, one name might prompt a glimmer in the back of your head. I'll bet there normal sales tools, for the frantic people, are much more subdued. |
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Admit it Drax - you already bought one just cuz of the hot chick.
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The whole thing reminded me of Six Feet Under. During the first couple of shows they had some spoof ads that imitated the Gap ads of the time--about a dozen young people in khakis and white shirts doing a well-choreographed song and dance about mortician tools and funeral home supplies.
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I wanna be jewelry.
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Am I the only one reminded of the scene in the movie "Saint Elmo's Fire"? Where the guy has a coffin in his room, just in case a hot chick is around to have sex on the coffin? A veritable chick magnet. Ever since that flick I've fantasized about having sex with a hot chick on a coffin. Not all the time, just every now and then. I made out with a hot chick in a grave yard once, it was coooool.
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you can browse through their calendars 2003-2008 here: http://www.cofanifunebri.com/cofanifunebri-mania.htm Surprisingly no pictures of the interior design of the merchandise. |
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Nah, I don't have much here. Shawnee? Shall we make it a his and hearse thing? |
Don't do it, Zen, it's a plot by classic to get us inter trouble. I understand, I bereaved him before, too, but the fact remains he does not urn our trust. Inquest for a really good guy, I aspired to good but cot evil. Disinter evil is the marker of our demise.
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After Zen + Shawnee I want one so long as it revolves by itself and the occupant doesn't have to.
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They're made in China.
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oh no you di'int!
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LOL @ Zen & Shawnee!!!
I thought maybe the yellow ones were for the pimps. It ain't easy burying a pimp. |
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that was someone else laughing. honest. |
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you want one after Zen and Shawnee have had a turn on it? eeeew. |
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When you get cremated, the coffin goes up in smoke too, and you still need one for the service.
I would imagine that the coffin maker sells his wares to funeral homes, so the calendar is for people already in the industry. Probably not intended for the end user at all, unless you happen to be one of those freaky people who like to plan out their funeral way ahead of time (like my recently passed grandmother-in-law). |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremation |
Heh!
Check out the wiki link above. In each picture of the guy doing the cremation he has a cig in his mouth, even when above open ashes of the persons remains! |
That cremulator looks like a garbage disposal to me.
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These Ecopod coffins look pretty cool to me. Still too expensive.
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Very cool... if you leave out the GW bit of putting it on a plane to fly it to the States.
I'd like a tube of good soil with an apple tree growing out of the top. That should be easy to pull off. |
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chicken. duh.
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I think you mean long pig.
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