May 2006 - WELCOME ALL NEWBIES!
 

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Having survived the horrors of Cellar-hazing, I welcome you all! Be a friend and introduce yourself.

I'm Steve, I'm 37, earn my living in NYC, and enjoy being single. I'm a Met fan, but not a Yankee hater. I am turning into a health nut, but I could still drink you under the table. Jager and Red Bull is my favorite drink currently, but I am afraid what a lot of Red Bull is doing to my health (not the alcohol, the Red Bull).

Don't be afraid of making short witty posts here, even if you are starting a new thread. There are some bullies here that would like to scare you off, but isn't it worth it to express yourself?

"bump"


:lol:

Steve's definition of hazing:

1. Show up, act like a 13-year-old asshole.

2. Get called on it and treated approprieately.

3. Whine incessantly about 2.

Ok I'll bite.

I'm Stormie, a 40'something mother of 3. I'm an avid reader and self-employed accountant. I enjoy crafts such as jewelry making, sewing and gardening. Boring huh? Fine. I'm ALSO a muscle car fan, world traveler, scuba diver, an escapee from an abusive marriage, MMORPGamer, bottle redhead w/green eyes, and seeker of knowledge.


Nice to meet you all! I am enjoying your site and the 'personalities' here very much.

Stormie

Maggie: owns first autographed copy of the "SteveBsjb Dictionary"

Hi Stormie! Welcome to the Cellar! Wow, you don't seem boring at all! You seem like a great catch, and probably a cool mom. What role playing games do you play? Also, ever see a movie called "From the Hip" starring Judd Nelson?

SteveBsjb: One of the nicest men I ever met on the internet.

Greetings all!

I'm a geezer (53 y.o.) residing in San Diego, CA. As an aging hippie, classic rock and home recording are my passions outside of wife and family. Celebrating 25 years of marriage in July, and all things considered, it's been great.
I stumbled upon this site purely serendipitously and it looks like a pretty cool place to spend some time, seeing what the world at large is up to through different eyes. Looking forward to hearing, possibly sparring with y'all.

I'm just sayin' . . .

Awwwww, thanks Chey! I appreciate that. I feel the same about you! Though you're female, that making you a very nice woman! Which is a good thing. Insert tab A into slot B.

Squeedler... 53 ain't a geezer! Not anymore! Congrats on the 25 year anniversary! That's amazing! What's better than classic rock? I'm listening to an old Who song as I type!

I play Everquest 1 and have played World of Warcraft. MMORPG's are great entertainment if you aren't big on the club/bar scene and not terribly keen on leaving your children with babysitters. They are relatively inexpensive as well.


"From the Hip" = Stormy Weathers...nope, my nickname didn't come from that or from the porn queen of the same name..lol. I chose the name when I first became acquainted with the internet and need a pseudonym. It was fitting as I was experiencing a turbulent period in my life and was quite angry and destructive. It was an enlightening time and I am very happy it is behind me. However, the name stuck and I even use it as my character name in EQ.

Stormie

Nice to have yet another user my age on board. There's a *lot* of aging hippies these days...and even more twenty-thirty-something wannabes who haven't a clue. :-)

To Stormie: College friends and I used to play Asheron's Call. That's Microsoft's version of Everquest. We had a lot of fun, but like everything else, it kind of fizzled out. I'm buying X-Box 360 soon, to try that out, see if I still have what it takes to invest hours and hours playing video games. At 37 (soon 38) I am tired of bars and clubs, the late night scene. Though I also know I'll never meet someone new staying in my apt playing video games all the time.

Thanks, SteveB!

Classic rock rules! IMO, there has been nothing really [u]great[u] (read innovative) in rock since perhaps the mid 80's, if even that late.
I know I may get righteously flamed for that statement, so prove your case, ye naysayers!!! ;)
Good to be here.

I'm just sayin' . . .

Squeed, post that as a headline in the Entertainment forum, and you've got yourself a good thread!

Hello all.. Im 25.. Computer programmer for a stock loan firm. I a new york transplant living in jersey. I am a bleeding heart liberal. I love the yanks (but not a mets hater..just a sox hater)... I make quilts and do cross stitch... I love martial arts.. Im actually a nice person even though Im very opinionated. Often Ill make a long researched post to back up my points, while Ill also make posts that are just full of opinions.

I love music, all kinds.... I sing... Ill have to upload an MP3 sometime and get you all to critique me:)...

Oh yeah...and Im working on paying down my debt so I can quit my job as a programmer and become a highschool math teacher :)

Nice story, Munchkin, and you're not too far away from where I am. Quilts and martial arts, huh? Quite the mixture. I'm guessing you're... 5'3"?

Steve--the Cellar's self-appointed Welcome Wagon lady.

Ya know what they say about people who use lots of exclamation points in their writing? They're obsessed with the penis.

Carry on.

Close Steve.. Im a quarter of an inch shy of five feet even :). Im quite eclectic in my tastes I guess...

Brianna: I never heard that. But I was wondering: if that's true, what's the significance of lots of colons?

I'd also like to welcome all newbies--jump right in and post something.

I think people that think other people are obsessed with penis, are actually obsessed with penis themselves.

I sense recursion there.

Who the fuck made you Julie, Steve?

People that think I'm Julie, are probably Julie themselves.

I'd say that having failed to attain the cred here in the existing community he apparently believes he once had at AG, he's whoring for a new cult here amongs noobs, founded on sympathy for how unfair and mean the Old Ones has been to poor little Stevie.
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Obviously, Steve is like the Sphinx: Behold!

To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.

You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.

Et cetera.

HEY! I resemble that remark. Speaking of writing indicators, what does it mean when you use a lot of ... as a form of punctuation (like I do)?

Or parenthesis? (see above) :lol:

Stormie
<thinks it probably means she doesn't much care about proper grammer rules>

Margaret is never nice to me here. I may nominate her for "meanest" on the message board. Anyway, I make a thread welcoming new people, and I'm the bad guy.

And Brianna, I never lash out at anyone here. I'm glad I'm so obvioius to you though.

Wait, there's more!

If you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.

And...

You dress in the manner of a male prostitute.

HA!

"Margaret" is never nice to anyone. I thought I told you that.

And, dude, my shit is harmless. Ask anyone.

Aight well, my turn I suppose. I'm pretty new here...maybe a week or two, definitely not more than that. I've been having an interesiting/good time here in the cellar...thanks everyone for welcoming me so readily into the community. Ok, I'm done being a sentimental dork...

Really though, my name, my real name is Kendra. I'm 26...single, no kids. I live in Kansas...and yes, I love and claim the Chiefs! I'm a football freak! But have grown to enjoy most sports in general.
I'm a personal banker and still working my way through college. I hope to be a clinical psychologist for children one day (they have always had a special place in my heart)...if I ever get that far. Most of the time I am either at work or school...but with my spare time, I usually enjoy being with friends. That's pretty much what my life is about, being with friends/family and having a good time.
During the winter I enjoy a lot of movies, company, snow skiing, and partying. During the summer you will more than likely find me very near a body of water at any given point if I'm not at work or partying. I water ski, wakeboard, tube, jump off cliffs, parasail, snorkle, swim, etc. Pretty much anything in or dealing with water works for me. If I have time to read anything other than text books, I read (was reading the "In Death" series by Nora Roberts writing as JD Robb and have recently been getting back into that) and I listen to all kinds of music...from Christian music to heavy metal.
I guess that's pretty much the basics about myself...nice to "meet" everyone.

Well, Margaret has a very friendly home-page. I think everyone should visit.

Anyway... your shit isn't harmless... it's loaded with spikes and nails and shards of glass!

And the Spider had a Parlour.

Nice to meet you too, Kendra. You seem very active! Wow! the only think I can relate to is the KC Chiefs part. I got into them back when Joe Montana joined the team and brought the Chiefs to the playoffs. Joe Cool was the man. I am actually a Buffalo Bills fan, but they have SUCKED for quite a few years now.

Anyway, welcome to the board, I look forward to talking football with you in the future here!

You were the bad actor long before this thread....and you've already started a "who's the meanest" poll today.

I know I have, I was thinking of nominating you... that's why I wrote that. I may be a bad actor, but you are rude, and continue to insult for no reason.

I smell elderberries.... Weird, huh?

But not hamsters?

Well, that's your opinion of course; I think I have plenty of reason. Of course in your view all faults reside in others.

To me you just seem like the child who whines when Mommy enters the room "I wasn't doing nothing! And she hit me! She's *mean*!"

Get over it; you're not born with an entitlement to "nice".

You get over it.. whatever "it" is. That includes whatever "reasons" you think you have. It's a new day. Let's kiss and make up. C'mon... you know you want to.

crapflooder

The internet has brought many new words upon us. "Crapflooder" is a good one.

*is a crapflooderer*

Sounds like a plan then man! I guess that's what being a fan, a hardcore fan at that means....staying with your team and loving them, even when things get rough and tough and not so pretty. I don't know very much about the Bills though. Does that mean I'm gonna have to brush up on my football knowledge so that we can talk football?
And, thanks for the welcome!

You have to like Cheyenne - don't know about a crapflooderer - I think she is a natural steam-taker-outerer - don't know how she does it but she does!

PS - I'm going to start another thread in a minute (after this post) that should be of interest ans place it somewhere over there, so you can go and have alook for it and get your minds off this bit for a while. I'll post another edit here that says 'ready' whn it is ready - it'll be a bit like hide and seek...

Nah, I'm not a stats junkie or anything like that when it comes to football season. I'm more of a "love to be at the bar on Sundays with all my friends drinking beer on Sunday" type of fan. Of course, unless the Bills are doing well, then I make a big deal out of it. :D

PS - I'm going to start another thread in a minute (after this post) that should be of interest ans place it somewhere over there, so you can go and have alook for it and get your minds off this bit for a while. I'll post another edit here that says 'ready' whn it is ready - it'll be a bit like hide and seek...[/quote]


A game!! Oh boy! I'm so excited!

.....Ready!

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lol! good then! we should get along great! There's not much better than sittin' enjoying a good game and a beer or two with your buds! I love it!

My name is fargon. I like having sex underwater, and eating the young of my enimies. I am working up recipies for X AG'ers. Feel the fuck'in LOVE!!!

Hi, My name is Kagen. I'm an 84 year old Irish Potato farmer. i first came across the Cellar when i was trying to find easy pornography on google and stumbled across the "this is not porn" thread. im a loving husband and a Grandfather of 17.
Every day i pray for death and the only thing that stops me from wanting to die is flirting with all the young ladies here on the Cellar.

Fry us, boil us, steam us....
it won't help , fargon.... we just taste *bad*

Afternoon all.... Name's Kev, my friends all call me 'Naki. Been searching the internet for a forum that fits, looks like the Cellar has everything arranged the way that I likes it. I'm a crusty 40something with a heinous job, I get paid far too much to do stupid stuff for 12 hours at a time. I've lived in NZ for twenty years, having stowed away from Mexico in the wheel well of the wrong plane. Well that's a flat out lie, but who cares? I am just a string of processed binary code in your busy world. I get distracted by shiny objects and I seldom

...finish a post?

Wow! You cats are far out, man! Flame on!

Seldom WHAT???