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TheCouple@No7 03-05-2018 06:04 PM

NSFW- Let's Visit The Dark Side
 
Firstly let me say that we are quite normal and sane people. We have been involved in photography for most of our adult lives and have really enjoyed it. One day we were playing an internet forum game where someone would give you a word and you would have to match it with an original photograph (much like your word association game but with pics added). We got the word “heretic”. This was our entry into a genre we call Dark Erotica and our passion for the darker side of life has grown from there. We hope you enjoy some of our submissions.


http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.c...g?fs=opencloud

lumberjim 03-05-2018 06:53 PM

how thick is your skin?


I have some questions.

1. Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog?

2. Which foot do you lift first going up steps?

3. Who is the craziest person you know?

4. How often do you wash that coffee pot?

5. how many teaspoons in a tablespoon?

6. Does it bother you that I didn't capitalize that last one?

6. How about the indent there?

6. Normally, do you start introductions by assuring people that you're perfectly sane and normally do you start introductions by assuming people are perfectly sane and normally do you even?

7. Did I stutter?

8. Which of these questions will tell us most about you?

9. What color is the number 4?

13.

14. Thirteen intentionally left blank?

15. Or was it?

xoxoxoBruce 03-05-2018 07:19 PM

That's pretty bizarre, it fits heretic well.
Now you say you are normal and sane. That might be a rub because none of the rest of us are, but we'll work that out. ;)
The female half of the couple@No7 (assuming the photograph is her) has lovely breasts. I'm always up for that.
There have been other threads where members submitted nudes, many much more risque than this.
I assume you're easing into it, testing the waters so to speak.
Personally I hope so, but I'm big fan of nudity by either sex... resident pervert I guess. :blush:.
So after you ponder Jim's quiz, have at it.

TheCouple@No7 03-05-2018 08:03 PM

I have some questions.
Why? Are you the police? Do we need to contact our Lawyer?

1. Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog?
Neither. We prefer a nice Monkey Gland Sauce

2. Which foot do you lift first going up steps?
Depends if there is an even or odd number of steps and if they face North – South or East – West.

3. Who is the craziest person you know?
It’s a toss up between Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump. Now there’s a worry.

4. How often do you wash that coffee pot?
Around the same time we polish the vacuum cleaner.

5. how many teaspoons in a tablespoon?
Depends, are they metric spoons or imperial spoons? There’s a huge difference. We have had to savagely beat many of our servants for not knowing the difference.

6. Does it bother you that I didn't capitalize that last one?
We often wonder what people do with all the time they save by not using capitals.

6. How about the indent there?
Why are there several number sixes?

6. Normally, do you start introductions by assuring people that you're perfectly sane and normally do you start introductions by assuming people are perfectly sane and normally do you even?
Normally we don’t introduce ourselves. People usually introduce themselves to us. We smile if we find them pleasing or we grunt if we want them to leave.

7. Did I stutter?
Yes, but we tried not to notice. That’s the sort of people we are.

8. Which of these questions will tell us most about you?
Number 16

9. What color is the number 4?
When you multiply two numbers together, the colour of the resulting product is determined by the colours of the two numbers as in the hermetic guide of number colours. I thought everyone knew that!

13.

14. Thirteen intentionally left blank?
But we can see a question there. The answer is – yes, it’s ok to masturbate on the cat if there is nobody watching

15. Or was it?
#insert the “Twilight Zone” theme music here....

TheCouple@No7 03-05-2018 08:38 PM

This is Brigitte.
I once had to chain her to the toilet of a hotel room to stop her getting out to hurt people.
If you see her, run like fuck.


http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.c...g?fs=opencloud

xoxoxoBruce 03-05-2018 09:16 PM

Clean knives... no dried blood or egg.

TheCouple@No7 03-06-2018 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1005101)
Clean knives... no dried blood or egg.

She's a very fussy psychopath..:)

lumberjim 03-06-2018 10:30 AM

Is it pronounced bridge-eat?

Gravdigr 03-06-2018 02:22 PM

Boobs. Thank God.

:yum:

TheCouple@No7 03-06-2018 06:11 PM

http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.c...g?fs=opencloud

Elspode 03-06-2018 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1005138)
Boobs. Thank God.

:yum:

Fairly spectacular boobs at that. Welcome, Couple...

xoxoxoBruce 03-06-2018 10:04 PM

I'm impressed with your sets, (and her set), I'd assume photoshop for them.

TheCouple@No7 03-07-2018 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1005191)
I'm impressed with your sets, (and her set), I'd assume photoshop for them.

Yep, we shoot all the elements separately and then combine them in photoshop.

TheCouple@No7 03-07-2018 04:03 AM

A couple of people stopped to ask what we were doing while we were taking this image. We just replied "it's art". They seemed to fall for it and left.

https://orig00.deviantart.net/08a2/f...dd-dc2796d.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 03-07-2018 09:14 AM

I'm thinking redhead.

TheCouple@No7 03-07-2018 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1005223)
I'm thinking redhead.

https://orig00.deviantart.net/708b/f...dd-dc3ap1y.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 03-07-2018 10:53 PM

Yes, thank you for confirming my suspicions. :thumb:
Very attractive it is, too.

TheCouple@No7 03-08-2018 04:35 AM

http://forum.oneclickchicks.com/atta...3&d=1514586839

Another image of Brig. We once used this pic as our avatar on another forum but we were asked to take it down as many members found it really disturbing.

TheCouple@No7 03-08-2018 05:01 PM

https://orig00.deviantart.net/a993/f...dd-dc1y7h7.jpg

Brigitte would often take her motorcycle out for a ride on Sunday to hunt small children. She would then roast them up for dinner and invite everyone around for a big feast. She was a lovely person and we still don't understand why the police shot her.

xoxoxoBruce 03-08-2018 09:26 PM

Wide front fender would indicate a sizeable bike. Kind of a waste since children that size aren't all that fast. Damn cops always want the prime cuts. :crone:

TheCouple@No7 03-08-2018 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1005334)
Wide front fender would indicate a sizeable bike. Kind of a waste since children that size aren't all that fast. Damn cops always want the prime cuts. :crone:

LOL

TheCouple@No7 03-09-2018 03:47 AM

Our Christmas card from last year...

http://forum.oneclickchicks.com/atta...4&d=1513990020

xoxoxoBruce 03-09-2018 09:11 AM

Appropriate for 2017, unfortunately. :(

TheCouple@No7 03-10-2018 12:53 PM

http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.c...g?fs=opencloud

Barbie was being a very naughty girl and letting men ejaculate on her plastic breasts. We had no other option than to take her outside and execute her. Poor Barbie.

xoxoxoBruce 03-10-2018 06:14 PM

A waste, I would have pimped her out and used the money to support the entertainment industry's single moms, one dollar at a time. ;)

TheCouple@No7 03-11-2018 05:41 PM

Brigitte was on holiday and determined to get a tan. A little tornado wasn't going to stop her improving her chances of skin cancer later in life.

https://orig00.deviantart.net/9342/f...dd-dc375np.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 03-11-2018 08:28 PM

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The Sun would be a bad omen... ;)

TheCouple@No7 03-12-2018 09:14 PM

https://orig00.deviantart.net/772f/f...dd-dc2z57l.jpg

Hallway Horrors...

xoxoxoBruce 03-12-2018 10:19 PM

Well they're grabby but can you blame them? ;)

xoxoxoBruce 03-12-2018 10:21 PM

Well he's grabby but can you blame him? Should have stayed out of Trump's hallway. ;)

TheCouple@No7 03-14-2018 09:02 PM

http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.c...g?fs=opencloud

One of the main factors, for me in feeling truly Owned is to be constantly reminded throughout the day of my Master’s control. These reminders can be subtle or really obtrusive. The more often a slave is reminded of their submission, the deeper it becomes….and the more fulfilling. No matter what rules you decide to make on your own, please be consistent. If you’re unwilling to take the time to enforce the rules you make, then there may as well be no rules at all. There is nothing in the world that will make a slave feel less loved than to have a Master who ignores their transgressions and does not exert their Dominance

xoxoxoBruce 03-14-2018 10:13 PM

Hmmm, I'm having trouble buying her as a slave http://cellar.org/2012/nono.gif In the real world she would be in charge, bigtime.
Why I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass... well, you get the picture. :blush:

TheCouple@No7 03-16-2018 03:24 AM

http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.c...g?fs=opencloud

TheCouple@No7 03-17-2018 06:04 AM

http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.c...g?fs=opencloud

At first the villagers liked the cat people as they would rid the town of rats. But soon they developed a taste for small children and things went down hill from there...

xoxoxoBruce 03-17-2018 09:45 AM

I can see why small children would be attracted.

TheCouple@No7 03-17-2018 07:05 PM

http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.c...g?fs=opencloud

For not cleaning the utensils properly, Lolita was spanked, paraded naked through the streets and sentenced to a week in fuck pit.

xoxoxoBruce 03-18-2018 01:58 AM

Word on the street is the strumpet did it intentionally. :crone:

TheCouple@No7 03-20-2018 06:45 PM

https://orig00.deviantart.net/6596/f...dd-dc66u1p.jpg

A pussy pic...

xoxoxoBruce 03-20-2018 09:22 PM

I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I did, I did taw a puddy tat... damnit. :haha:

TheCouple@No7 03-21-2018 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1005996)
I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I did, I did taw a puddy tat... damnit. :haha:

LOL.

TheCouple@No7 03-22-2018 08:52 PM

http://www.oneclickchicks.com/th/2/0.../9/9838877.jpg

A poem....

"Death"

The girl lay on the golden shore,
Flashing her cunt like a cheap slut whore,
A Christian arrived and took great exception,
For her dripping pussy was drawing his attention,
From his bag he pulled an axe then with great stead,
Chop chop, off with her head.

The End.

TheCouple@No7 03-22-2018 09:11 PM

http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.c...f?fs=opencloud

The Bride from hell...

xoxoxoBruce 03-22-2018 10:47 PM

An axe gash. :eek:

Looks like it was self defense. :yesnod:

TheCouple@No7 03-23-2018 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1006100)
An axe gash. :eek:

Looks like it was self defense. :yesnod:

LOL.
That image is of Brigitte during her shaved phase a while back....

Undertoad 03-23-2018 06:54 AM

I feel like a knife is no good protection against a sub.

TheCouple@No7 03-23-2018 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 1006115)
I feel like a knife is no good protection against a sub.

It would be against that sub. It's just a rusting hulk. I reckon a knife would put a hole in it.

TheCouple@No7 03-24-2018 04:20 AM

Another view of the sub from a boat. We often fish near it as it's moored in a deep channel. I reckon it's soon to submerge forever.

https://orig00.deviantart.net/aed4/f...dd-dc6rrm2.jpg

Carruthers 03-24-2018 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCouple@No7 (Post 1006160)
Another view of the sub from a boat. We often fish near it as it's moored in a deep channel. I reckon it's soon to submerge forever.

Is that a WW2 relic by any chance? Japanese, perhaps?

ETA On second thoughts, having had a closer look, perhaps not as old as WW2.

TheCouple@No7 03-24-2018 07:00 AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMAS_Otama

Carruthers 03-24-2018 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCouple@No7 (Post 1006163)

Many thanks for that link. :thumb:

I note that...

Quote:

In late 2008, the submarine was listed for sale on eBay, but despite several expressions of interest, Otama was not sold.
The 'Decommissioning and fate' section makes interesting reading, but I get the impression that the vessel is deteriorating at an ever increasing rate.
Sadly it seems a bit of a lost cause.

footfootfoot 03-26-2018 10:18 AM

Joel-Peter Witkin meets Jerry Uelsmann

TheCouple@No7 03-26-2018 08:06 PM

http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.c...g?fs=opencloud

"Oh I do love to be beside the seaside,
I do love to be beside the sea.."

xoxoxoBruce 03-26-2018 11:16 PM

Gotta stop staring at the Sun. http://cellar.org/2012/nono.gif

TheCouple@No7 03-29-2018 04:50 AM

https://orig00.deviantart.net/6403/f...dd-dc792se.jpg

Let's nail a rabbit to a cross an celebrate a pagan fertility festival...

xoxoxoBruce 03-29-2018 10:04 AM

Wow, when she said the rabbit died I had no idea. :eek:

TheCouple@No7 04-09-2018 06:09 PM

http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.c...g?fs=opencloud
"Dead Zombie In Bath" - 2017.

xoxoxoBruce 04-09-2018 09:16 PM

Kind of kills the necrophilia urge. :bolt:

sexobon 04-09-2018 10:03 PM

Would like to see it with googly eyes.

TheCouple@No7 04-13-2018 07:31 PM

We call this image "The Gift"

https://orig00.deviantart.net/832d/f...dd-dc8qlmm.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 04-14-2018 10:41 PM

Wouldn't mind getting a little head from her. :o


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