The ULTIMATE Question
 

This is more important than all those questions about sexual history, so give it your utmost sincere concideration...OK?

Do guys like big butts?

:unsure:

:spank: I think that they do...

i can't deny

From the email I received this morning, it would appear so!

Its all about good solid hips.

Well...due to my extensive personal research on the topic, I'd have to say in most cases, the answer would be a good hard yes!

yes.

Don't care for em myself. Ghetto booty mystifies me. How the hell do they grow em like that?

There ya go. Ease of birth and all that.

Slender and willowy, not too small, not too big, just right.

keep your hands off baby bear ya perve!

One chick told me it was cornbread. They ate alotta cornbread.

wide hips make a good "saddle". I like a nice, medium sized round butt - not flat and not centaur.

Pictures would be nice. Your idea of just right and mine are likely totally different. What's too big? too small? just right?

For the record, my experience has been yes, round plump tushies are preferred. More Cushin' for the Pushin' as hubby likes to say.

Big and firm, small and firm, round and firm, firm and firm. . . . :drool: :eek3:

sorry, NSFW

You might remember this from the keen sites thread. The very last one (at the bottom, so to speak) is my favorite. The others are all lovely in their own way, though.

AADSHFLASJFKFDSAHHKHFDHLK

nsfw, man.

I wanna know what you said...seems interesting, in a Sailor language sort of way!

I think he said something about you...

spasmodic home-row attack caused by seeing boobies on my work computer. Nothing to see here, move along /cough

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face do you get sprung?

:shock:

Well, I missed that link in the other thread, quite interesting!!!! When the boss is away, I'll check it out more. Tan lines are funny :).

I was leaning more toward clothed arses, or at least in swimming suits, but(t) I suppose that will do.

How about the best boobs?

When I dated I would not date a girl with no junk.

So, let me know if you ever start dating again.;)

Tan lines are funny, but they can be sexy, too.

I guess I'm the judge. I give the best rack to the blonde, with the pony tail, wearing black pants and a long sleeve white shirt. Just short of half-way down.

No, I like women who are soft. That's the way they're supposed to be, IMHO.

No, you're right...i agree, women should be soft...but that doesn't mean that they can't have some junk in the trunk. Not that I do, by any means...I wish I did.

Will someone please explain to me what 'junk in the trunk' means?

It means a fine, fat, plump (but firm!) arse.

lol...right. I couldn't quite tell what the actual boundaries were. At first I thought it meant large arse, but then I thought it meant fit arse and now I know it means a combination of the two. What I'd like to know now is how you make the distinction between firm and plum and just plain fat?

You take it on aan ass-by-ass basis.
Sometimes "just plain fat" looks great.

Squeeze it. ;)

Hmmmm...interesting. I think I'll have to test this theory.

It's not a melon! :D

Correct! Those would be found on your chest. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck02.gif

I've had both sqeezed by a girl. I was not expecting it. It was weird. On the bright side, she said I had the firmest chest she's ever squeezed. I think that thats a good thing. It was weird, very very weird. I mean I don't mind being touched...it was just so unexpected. I need some warning before you decide to do something like that, I broke up w/ a guy once b/c he unexpectedly pinched my ass. We'd only held hands and pecked...he didn't even do it at a reasonable time...we were walking down the street w/ my younger cousin. Anyway just felt like rambling....

Nibble it!:p

nibble it? you mean become a butt muncher? lol I work with one or two of those...

I don't.

What about, do girls like big butts?

"gotta have a big hammer to drive a large nail"

Thats what a guy I know says anyways.

lol...I've heard that before. Usually from guys with big dicks though.

gimme a few more wines and I will put my arse up here for *judging*

I used to post at a place where there were a lot of pommy prudes and they pissed me off one night so I posted my twat.

They were mortified...but couldn't think of how to express their mortification.

That was ok in my books.

Actually, I'd been drinking that night, so you can put that in the 'things you've done when drunk' convo. lol

Everytime I see 'twat', it confuses me coz my mind says 'twot' not 'twat'

I meant it in the twot sense.

What were you doing with your twat...lol...I need details, like was it just a arse on the photocopier but you got some of my twat in there? or did ya shove the camera 'tween ya legs?

They were being such prudes! SOooooo...since they complained about my 'cleavage' I took a pic of my twot for them. It was a little bit difficult getting the lighting and the angle right with a webcam, but I managed it. ;)

You fucken rock Ali!!!!

:notworthy

lol...it was pretty funny. I became a legend in my own lunch box for a while.

youre a legend in mine too, did you post anything afterwards??? or was that your swan song.

Is it wrong for me to kill the screaming cat?

I kept posting till I got banned for being anti-american. lol

kill the cat

:yum: Ali, I'm a pommy prude.:yum:

lol I'm not showing you my twat until you show me how prudish you are.

sure sure spexxie

did someoen call me? I would've sworn.

Ah well, if you need me for something, I'll be writing my How to be an insufferable prude" manifesto over here.