This is the NAME I've been trying to sell.
 

"name removed", there is almost nothing else that would please me more than that name as being known as a true American. The only reason I need a name is so I can get written on the role..


Questions Comments Concern??

Would you care to enlighten us as to why we should regard name removed as a true American? Who is name removed?

Because he believes in Higher States of Reality.

WFT are you on about? I give up.

Well, it's like this, if you just say 123and let it all slide.. your not going to get very far... cause I have zero credit and a bad reputation, the courts are reversing the drug charge system, and I am horrible at netiquite.. so either teach me moris code and interact, or we all fail.

Nothing to do with netiquette, you just Don't. Make. Sense.

That's because you're not reading between the lines.

ah.

moris code is a lot like semifour

JBKlyde
 

Use this template:

1. start by defining a subject
2. next, explain what that thing is
3. then explain why you are posting about it

Do these things IN THAT ORDER.

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Name removed is the name of _______ . It is significant because _______ . I have a personal connection to this name because _______ . I would like for _______ to happen. The outcome would be _______ . This would make me feel _______ because _______ .

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But free-form is more spontaneous.

Your mama

But "mama is" is an anagram of SamIam.

Yo' mama is name removed? That might explain some things.....

Name removed is the name of A Digital Artist Extraordinary. It is significant because His painting are Authentic . I have a personal connection to this name because It's ME. I would like for Justice to happen. The outcome would be if all else fails a Honorary Kor Knight . This would make me feel relavent because then I would have a purpose.

a shark

Name removed... do you own it? I guess so if you're selling it. Why are you trying to sell it? Tired of it? Soiled? Worn out?

OK...that made everything perfectly clear.

:eyebrow:

This all reminds me of someone.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...ndrelinoge.jpg

Give me what I want and I'll go away.

What if you are what I want?

Dude, let me know if it works out. There is this MANE I've been trying to sell. Buck-fitty.

Then things get even MORE confusing. And I have some explaining to do to my wife....:D

What the fucking fuck did he just say?

Better living with schizophrenia.

or maybe a lot of powerful drugs

Post #23 was posted after reading the first half dozen or so posts.

After having read the entire thread just now, I have to amend my previous post:

I have absolutely no clue what Klyde is rambling about, but, I think it may involve a Google translation (a bad one).

In the world of art, you sell yourself and your attitude. If the name is popular enough then you make money off yourself. So here I am trying to sell my self.

I'm probably worth 2dollars and 25 cents by myself but with my paintings and poetry I could sell for at least 40 dollars for a simple painting and 100 dollars for a deluxe.

I don't know, sir..... in today's economy, names have lost a good bit of their value. It's really a buyer's market. I was just reviewing this week's name auction report, and there is a glut of Michaels. I mean, you have to consider that it was the most popular name for SO LONG..... I might give you... say... thirty seven cents, but I would have to feed my kids spaghetti all week again until I was able to re-sell it.... and for what? a 12 cent profit? But you seem a fine chap... I'll give you 35 cents, whaddya say? do we have a deal?

Poor people don't buy paintings, that's a given fact. So do we play Whodeaney with the rich folk or do we paint the poor who will one day be rich?

I can give you a cash year's cheque?

JBKlyde posts like he is the last guy in line for a game of telephone.

Socrates starts the game with a really deep well thought out statement. He whispers it to a drunk guy, who repeats it to a meth head, who mumbles it Bill O'Reilly, who passes it on to Yoda, and then finally JBKlyde reveals the wonderful message to us.

purple monkey dishwasher?

YES!

Maybe we should play that game in the cellar. One person creates an initial post, no more than a sentence or two really, and pm's it on. The recipient has to read it only once, delete it and then compose a new pm and send it to the next dwellar and so on.

it would be fun, but I would suspect that half of the 'tards would cheat and try to make it ridiculous on purpose...

like playing madlibs by yourself.

you'd need a disappearing font........ one that started fading away as soon as the message was loaded.....

any of you nerds know if that's possible?

I see my future is in the hands of monkeys.. wanna here something spookey..

I go to this day program called project return, it's like an out treatment program for people with mental disabilities. I quit for like five years and when I came back one of my paintings had a picture of three monkeys painted over the top of it and there were paintings of monkeys everywhere...

Is that how you found the Cellar?

I don't remember how I found the cellar...

Klyde, don't worry about what people want you to paint. If you sell what people want, they will keep expecting you to do that. Paint what you want to paint. Then put it out and the people who like it will buy it.

A million monkeys with a million paintbrushes...

would eventually paint a picture of Flint's wang.

I haggised.