Food Porn
 

Does what it says on the tin. Pron. Of the food type.

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"I have had it w/these motherfuckn' weeds on this motherfuckin' steak."

You make me sick. Now I have to go to Food Lion in the morning for ribeyes and charcoal. Gravs that looks too good. Prick.

The one closest to the camera is just...(sigh):drool:

Great. Now I'm hungry.

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Ok, I just read that there are foods other than beef.:eek:

I ain't sure I believe it.

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Don't you believe those lies!!

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^^^Either one of those would work^^^

... or both!

Shirty cake...

Haven't heard from Ali in a while.

I was wondering about her, too. I really miss her cakes.

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Mmm...Dagwood.

^^^ THAT. ^^^

I feel bad for people who don't/can't eat bacon.

Yeah...

@Gravdigr - Now that's what I call a medium rare steak :)

WANT!!!!!!!!!

Open a truck stop concession for those and you will be a millionaire! I guarantee it!

If you can pull that off medium rare, I'm in.

Would that be a calzone?

Now that's food porn. :lol:

:D

I think Glinda just won the thread.

:lol2:

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:drool:

mouth says nom nom
toes say gout gout

looks delicious, please pass on my compliments to the chef.

Pete made a sesame pork deal last night with kimchi and portobellas. daaaayuuum. That was good.

Makes me want a chili dog.

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:drool:

Whats that yellow stuff next to the pork and beans?

Creamed corn? But that would make for a lot of corn on that plate.

I believe that's some really runny mac and cheese.

Or some real egg yokey potato salad

Yup its probably Stouffer frozen mac and cheese. Thats runny unless it stays in the oven longer. I thought maybe lumpy mustard.

They're baked beans, and I think the yellow bowl is cheezy taters.

Thats as bad as cheese French fries.

I would eat that, I would hate myself the next day. But oh well.

It's not your food??? LIES ALL LIES!! I've been led astray!! :eek:

Sorry 'bout that.

My food doesn't last long enough to take pics.:3eye:

Humph. I guess I'll just have to start posting my own food.

Fixed than for you. :haha:

Ew

We'll be the judge of that.;)

I hear ya. But I keep one or more cameras nearby almost all the time.

The pictures don't do it justice, really. I know you eat with your eyes as much as with your mouth for some dishes. This one was prettier in person, and fucking gorgeous in my person. Not really that porn-y, more like a homemade sex tape from that one time with that one gal when you ... you know what I mean. The *real thang* baby.

For the record, fresh sockeye salmon with a little dill, butter, salt and pepper, the croutons and the dressing were the only things that weren't fresh, romaine, grape tomatoes, a whole avocado, and a little romano garlic caesar dressing. Evan Williams on the side.

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Five minutes later.
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My son and I were at Friendly's yesterday. It is a fish restaurant. They clean them and fry right there. About as fresh as you can get without catching and cooking on the bank. Prices have gone up on scallops shrimp and such. Easy to tell what they get from Kungfuwop. This is a 2 spot plate for $8.99 with tea.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...781f9af645.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...bf567fd3bd.jpg

Well, they need to clean the tails off the motherfuckers.

Yes, please.

Twice.

Bacon cheese-fries. Nuff said.

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