I just had the Cops called on me !!!!!
 

I just had the Cops called on me !!!!!
I was sitting here surfing about the web , minding my own biz ,
when KNOCK KNOCK on the front door ,
its a Sheriffs deputy ,
Sir i had a complaint that some body was shooting ,
well sir i was just a bit ago ,
what and where were you shooting ,
a .22 pistol and i was shooting right over there into that log laid up against our burn basket ( slightly down hill in to the log/ burn basket ),
what were you shooting at ?
some OLD cans of coke and the such
Well sir you know how far a bullet can travel ,
yes sir thats why i was shooting into that log with the semi full burn basket as a back stop ,
well sir Please be carful ,
yes sir


we got a new fridge a week or so ago and there were a few cans of Caffeine free diet coke , sprite , and mountain dew that had been in there for YEARS , i won't drink that crap !!!!!!
its no fun to just throw them away , so i shoot them , then put the remains in the Aluminum recycle basket
and we live in the county were it legal to shoot in your yard ( as long as its done SAFELY )
i guess the folks that are renting the house next door dont know this or didnt have the Ballz to come say something .

Hmmmmm , i guess it time to construct that shooting range i have been thinking about for a while ;)

:f205:: :eek: :lol:

Anyway, I've had the cops called on me for letting my kid read this:

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So there. Nanananananah :p

My first thought when I read the thread title was, "What? Just NOW? After all this time? Jeez."

Fucking neighbors.

"What? Just NOW? After all this time? Jeez."

Yeah i Know , i guess im slippen in my Old age ;)

Fucking neighbors.

you can call the cops on fucken neighbors if they're too loud late at night.....

Too bad you can't call the cops on them for being pussies.

They just don't know how lucky they are.

I'm sure you'll be making friends soon enough. One day it will be beer...bbq and ..laying nakid on the river.

Doubtfully Sky

You know what jeff foxworthy would say.

[Jeff Foxworthy]You know your neighbors are rednecks if they call the cops on you when they hear shots fired; because, you didn't invite them over for the shoot.[/Jeff Foxworthy]

Yeah, fucking neighbors...

Dogs barking all day every fucking day...but kick their door in one time...

"Hello Offi--HEYwhatswiththebracelets?"

Fucking neighbors.

Zip, you may have to join philthy and me over here on the Group W bench.

Been a series of home invasions here over the last month armed neighbors are a good thing imho. May or may not be related Merlin went off in the middle of the night last night which he never does unless someone is on the porch.

Ah! The group W bench ...


Sent by thought transference

Zip, you may have to join philthy and me over here on the Group W bench.

Join you ?? Who the hell do you think held the door open for you guys ???


Oh and check this shit out FStick that called the cops on me yesterday just asked me to cut their yard , my responce "was it you that called the cops on me yesterday "
Well yeah , see we were on the back porch and the shooting was freaking us out so I called the cops "
All you had to do was say something and I would have stopped, no problem ,


so what about the yard ??
i looked at him like :eyebrow:
then went to the porch , got a pair of Rusty Yard shears
handed them to him and said , have fun !!!
he has 2 acres to cut , have fun FStick !!!:p:

That's not very neighborly, Zip. After all, 2 acres @ $4 a square foot, plus $1 per inch average height reduction, is the least you can do.

a series of home invasions WTF!?

Merlin went off in the middle of the night last night which he never does unless someone is on the porch.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Print this out and paste it to your door

It was probably just a bear, or mountain lion, or rattle snake, or ...

Probably but...

If I heard the news correctly one old guy had chemicals thrown on his bed in the middle of the night. Motion lights, then Merlin, they don't want to enjoy the third line of defense.

Holy shit. That's not robbery, that's crazy. Please keep your guns at the ready, Griff.

There was a news story about some meth cookers that had a bunch of acid and other meth related shit who were doing house invasions. Not sure of the coordinates of Grifftopia though.

This is one township away. The victim's names I've heard are all familiar.

Charming.
:rolleyes:

I'm expecting it to be a meth deal.

They need to improve their image via a catchy ad campaign. I'm thinking of the old pork ads: Meth. The other Crack.

Hmm...
Meth: Speed for the jobless!
Meth: Paranoia made easy!
Meth: Making modern rural PA feel like the South Bronx in 1975

:lol2: :lol2:

Aww, Zip, you crack me up.

That was brilliant!

Zippy, you fucking slay me. I wish I had seen that.