let me give you a new user title
 

you know it'll be funny. or fitting.... there's only one condition. you have to keep it for a week. and no arguing. ok, that's two conditions. oh, one more: if you submit, you MUST adopt the title. actually that kind falls under number two.

two and a half conditions.

not so hard really.

who's first?



(please be patient. if i don't reply right away, that just means i have more imortant shit to do, or am doing background research on you because i don;t know who the fuck you are or where you came from)

<waves hand in the air>

Sure, I'll bite.

This is a really bad idea so, I'll bite as well.

"and wind"

"punk ass punk"

"should have a beard"

of course as of last weekend, I'm bearded once more. lf yer talkin beard nor "beard".

Sure, I've been thinking I need to change mine anyway, have at it.

Why not? What could possibly go wrong? You can re-name me too.
It's kind of like going to a masquerade party.

But this means UT has to change us all over and then change us back again in a week, right? Puts the burden on him.

Edit: Duh. After reading Flint's post it occurs to me that you mean we are to open a new account. OK. Gotcha.

Not new usernames, just the user titles--the thing under your username. Flint's is currently "it's not rocket science" for example.

Oh! Sorry, I was on the wrong page there...

:::raises hand::: I'll take one (of what ^he said^) . . .

I can just imagine what mine will be now. Something like "befuddled old man," or "sometimes clueless."

I'm in

Um....can I go back to being a Militant Atheist after a week? cos if so then I'm in :)

Some suggestions (English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong) via AG:

I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
Gun wounds again?
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
You always use violence.
I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
You daring lousy guy.
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
I have been scared shitless too much lately.
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum.
I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert floor for your aunts to eat.
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
Greetings, large black person.
Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

knows what ryhmes with 'orange'

I'll take one! I've been wanting something other than the default titles, but haven't thought up anything witty enough..or anything at all really. :p .

Stormie

Lj, like all of your get-rich-quick schemes, this is quickly going to get out of control.

That being said: I want one, too! :)

'looks like a lefty'

'dizzying intellectual'

'lubricated'

You're a filthy bastard.

I'm game. Fire at will.

'*looooves the asterisks*'

'farts in her sleep'

humili-icious

sorry, your's is fine as is. i can't do better.

brianna, you give him one.

Oooooooooh ooooooooh me too, me too!!!!!!!!!

for mrnoodle?

"now it's infected"

"have you been picking at it again?"

lumberjim
filthy bastard

ha ha ha

Well crap...

I'll take one.

Hmph..this is the last post you'll see from me for a week...probably...err...maybe. Oh hell.

Yey. That's me *changes title*

:D I'm counting myself lucky that I didn't get something like that. Who doesn't fart in their sleep? Anyone could have gotten that one.

limey: 'can't pull over any farther'

Shawnee: 'Will take a crap' ....just kidding....but you walked into that one.

Shawnee: 'limbs akimbo'

You aren't arguing, are you?

You wanna make somethin' of it ???

Hit me LJ

Hey, he changed his title to your recommendation, so stop complaining. :D

:p I love it! I like when anything is akimbo.

By the way, this was a great idea and a lot of fun!

No, I won't, and furthermore I will report this to the Better Business Bureau!

Just like touching wet paint. Ok, let's have it.

I'm here for my newer user title.

Well compared to most of you, I'm merely a youngin' to the Cellar, but what the hell? Give it to me, already!

Ohh...I'm game, I think?

beestie: wears tighty whities

footfootfoot: 'my dixie wrecked'

Brooke: obsequious purple and clairvoiant

Ducksnuts: tastes like snozberries

has a point

OK. I'm game. I know you want to.

LJ: spells better than Zippy but beseiged by poop molecules.

Awright buddy, make it a good 'un.

dripping with enthusiasm

just change your title, smarty.

portly stallion

LJ: spells better than Zippy but beseiged by poop molecules.

What the FUCK !!! I get busy for a few weeks and folks are changeing their names ??????

So , ,,,, who is who ?? And Who am I ??

:eyebrow: I so dont taste like penis!

Do do that voodoo that you do so well!!! ;)