From the Newspaper
 

Not any newspaper but The Gray Lady herself, the NY Times, touted for their staid demeanor, and lack of sensationalism or hyperbole.

This is so wrong it should be illegal. I pity the salesmen who have to deal with the idiots.

That's just wrong.

Never mind the obfuscation, chicanery and snake oil, there's a misplaced apostrophe in 'Sentra's'. :eek:

I are confused.

So I walk out the door with a '91 Sentra for $4190? Or is it $8,380? Or $2095?

$8,380. The price quoted in the advert is $4190 and that price is ½ the price you pay.

I think.....

E&OE. ;)

Exactly. :thumb:

"All New" 1991 Sentra? I need one of those RIGHT NOW, and by right now I mean 25 years ago!

Oh, they would get a brick through their nice plate glass window.

I wonder if it was an April 1st ad?

I'd walk out with a car for $1.00 because the "price I see" is .50. The ad doesn't say "the price printed here." They can't tell me what I see.

New Jersey is a big state, but when just one man decided to move away, the state legislature’s budget office director warned that the loss of that man’s taxes might lead to state revenue problems. Billionaire hedge-fund manager David Tepper evidently pays a bundle, and the budget office director pointed out that the state’s reliance on personal income taxes means that even a 1 percent drop in anticipated tax could create a gap of $140 million over forecasts.
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Maybe immigration fucked it up and he wanted to correct it but was afraid to open that can of worms before he was a citizen. Or he wanted to sound more Jewish. :haha:

Actually there were more people involved, including some husbands, but the woman with the rifle alerted the hood by firing 5 shots. They had complained about these perps to the police, and were told to get better armed.

Wow, this guy sure is picky. :lol2:

hahahahaha. I'm guessing they've had some interesting employees in the past.

That is me, but with a different phone number.

You could have your personal assistant take it for grooming and walkies.

"rent a permanent head of hair"

The hair in permanent, but if Big Tony don't get his rent, you're head might not be.

The first post prohibition load of beer in Chicago...

1971 Physiologist babble-speak. :rolleyes:

Sometimes ya gotta look at the big picture. :facepalm:

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The beat goes on.

Sad the newspapers are disappearing, they were the place to find serious reporting of important news...

In the same vein as posts #23, #24, and #25, I give you my humble submission from the Bowling Green Daily News:

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Man, I hate when that happens...at first.:D

hahahaha!

dumb bunny. it's supposed to go up the nose, not up the butt.

since that announcement in march of last year, spd officers have saved the lives of eight OD victims. Nice.

Oh Noes, not Scotland! Greater danger than TV! 1958

Ford doing some post-war chest beating about the planes they built...

I like this thread.

I can fix that... :lol2:

Whoops.

In 1948 three Brit scientists test wild bird eggs the people could eat in case there was another war...

His eggs?!

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HIS?!?!

I think I might know why the taste was off...:yelsick:

That's correctly-written English, up until about 30 years ago... the other languages decided to give half the nouns to the feminine gender in order to make peace early

but that didn't work out, as anyone knows who has tried to learn one of those languages

it says here the French word for vagina is le vagin... "le", means it's masculine

nice work, french people... the spanish got it right "la vagina"... the germans got it right "die vagina"... well except for the unfortunate english meaning of "die"...

That's "long live vagina".

Should be.

I hear the forum has chartered a tour bus to Atlantic City for the half price hooker sale. Who is going?

tarheel

Bah, I'm taking my truck in case I want to bring some home. ;)

A hero...

Hell yes, I'd run away. My discriminatory instincts say that a white guy who looks like that is reasonably likely to be off his meds and have an arsenal in the car.

Outstanding.

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Wow ... That 2nd one is a killer.

Dolores? Or Ayelet Waldman?

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2005/03/2...-guiltily.html

Saint Louis 1902... Obviously she didn't poke him in the nuts with that broom.

I love that. What a fantastic description

Sounds like a scene from a Cary Grant movie

These people from NY and NJ are dumb.

http://cellar.org/2017/huggers.jpg

Not like the geniuses in PA.

http://cellar.org/2017/parepresent.jpg

Scandalous...

How coincidental...

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

Hahaha haaahaha

Not from a paper but surely belongs here.