What's mildly amusing you today?
My back yard neighbor has generally been rude to me. Today the lawn service came after 7 days straight rain, and mowed his lawn with a big heavy tractor with big bubble tires on the back.
http://cellar.org/2009/lawntracks.jpg Haha, if they play football on it they don't have to draw any lines :lol: My lawn is a mess, but it's a marsh out there and I'm waiting until it dries to cut it. |
Ouch! :cool:
Mine is horribly overgrown, only 10 days from the last mowing (and first of the season). But yeah, nothing doing till it dries out. (I'm hearing thunder outside my window as I type this . . . ) |
I planted grass seed in several large dead spots on our lawn, and all this rain has been absolutely wonderful. I haven't had to water virtually at all, and the new grass is already thick and lush. It's so freakin' GREEN here.
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i mowed yesterday morning in the 4 hours of not rain we had.
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HA HA! Stupid neighbor!
The woman living next to me is a complete nut job; she spent two SOLID years building and re-vamping her house (question: if she had to do so much to the house, why'd she buy it just couple years ago? would have been easier to find a more suitable house than to do what she's done). Takes a lot of money to look that cheap, ya know? HA! (This is the woman who put a camera on my house---that complete NUTTER) given all that, UT, looks like you live in a pretty swanky neighborhood! |
How funny Brianna...just not too long ago after our neighbors were annoying us, I thought to myself "at least they don't have a camera on our house like Bri had. I wonder what ever happened with all that?."
What ever happened with all that? |
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she's rude, a rumor-monger, stirs the pot every chance she gets, accused one neighbor of pulling a gun on her (didn't happen) and another neighbors dog "killed" her cat - again, the dog did nothing. Her cat is fine. She makes shit UP. I have to keep telling myself that she's mentally ill so I don't just go over there and punch her nose in. |
The thing that's mildly amusing me RFN is listening to Max farting. Seriously, that kid could fart for Australia if he keeps it up. It doesn't seem to bother him at all. He just lies there and farts.
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Yep, along with the 10 mile burp
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Dickwad back there puts in a pool - they use it once per year. Buys a trampoline because the kids two doors down have one - his kids use it once, never again. Removes his perfectly fine deck and replaces it with a permanent concrete patio - they never sit out on it. |
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No, it's on a fucking hill. The yard does flatten a little at the bottom.
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Well that's mildly amusing me. :lol:
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Funniest home Videos here we come! Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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Class talking about the division of labour and self-sufficiency. I asked them where they'd get milk from. "A cow!" cried they. How? I asked. Several attempted to demonstrate. None of them had the action anywhere near right. A few were miming tugging on the teats like pulling on a rope to ring a bell. One showed a twisting action like wringing out a wet cloth!!!
MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! :lol: |
You should've brought a real cow to class so it could kick the shit out of them.
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Sneak over there tonight and you and J use it. ;) Whhheeeeeeeeeee! |
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Of course, now it is the 16.1 kilometer burp.
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A few minutes to fill at work, so I hit wikipedia and surf the random pages.
click .... Uruguayan soccer leagues .... click ... Orlov revolts in Greece ... click HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY CLICK CLICK CLICK |
Second-hand furniture is mildly amusing me today.
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So,chatting with a colleague today, discussing the behaviour of some of our students: laziness, cheating, generally having their heads up their arses.
My fellow teacher remarked that "a lot of the Chinese students should just be lined up and shot". I had to check my watch, but yes, it was June 4th ... the 20th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre. I shouldn't laugh, but I bloody well did. |
:lol2: Yep, yer going to hell. Save me a seat.
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I passed a student in the hallway, and she was talking to a friend about her mother.
She said "I mean, COME ON. I'm an ADULT. I'm 19 AND A HALF." If you don't know why that's funny, you're too young. |
HA HA HA HA - Thats too rich.
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Did you write her up for being there without a hall pass? :angel:
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Nah, I just smacked her and sent her to her room.
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Pics?
/is going to hell |
On the way into work, I was behind a car (then passing in the passing lane) that had a license plate that read:
OMG I PWN I was laughing, and as I passed dude glanced over and i gave him a thumbs up. I loved it. |
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The twenty/20 cricket world cup.
I am very pleased that the Netherlands managed to beat England. I am pissing myself laughing that England managed to lose to the Netherlands. :lol2: Not that I am a mean person or anything. |
She's trying a little too hard
Great, now she's a crippled female minority.
Sotomayor’s New Accessory on Capitol HillYeah, I know, I'm going to hell... Which I don't believe in anyways... |
Pie- if you don't believe in hell then you are going to Double Secret Probation Hell which, I hear, is worse.
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Ahem.
So, after defeats to the West Indies and Sri Lanka, Australia has been knocked out of the twenty/20 world cup. It's all my fault. |
It's not your fault Zen. It's Roy's fault.
Here's a bit of trivia for you. He puts his boat in the water at the boat ramp just down the road from us. We're expecting to see a lot more of him from now on. lol |
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Emails from my students today:
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Oh Zen, this really dumb lady I used to work with (whose title included the word communications) sent out an email to everyone in the college email system in which she apologized for the "incontinence."
I'm sorry, indeed! |
Hell, one of them just wrote an essay in which he repeatedly referred to "global worming".
Yes, really. Life imitating the cellar. |
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Dog has "buried" her rawhide under a pile of USB cable smack in the middle of the living room. What a 21st century dog.
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What style of connector??
Anyway. There was a bloodmobile at my workplace today. I stopped in at the end of the day to bleed off a pint. While I was on the table, The Day the Music Died came on the radio. I realized I couldn't listen to it without hearing the words to the Weird Al version going along at the same time. |
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Oh yes, Weird Al has "ruined" a bunch of songs for me. My son listens to them all the time!
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You have heard White and Nerdy, haven't you?
That should be our theme song. |
I know it's mine! :)
I'll throw my vote in for Amish Paradise. And Nature Trail To Hell. And One More Minute. |
The cellar: practically over-run with nerds.
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I lost on Jeopardy?
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I coloured my hair again today.
I really liked in white-blonde. But when my Mum's spiteful friend suggested to her that I cannot be depressed if I colour my hair (which I only do to make people look at me) I decided FUCK HER. A very silly reason to colour my hair Barbie Slut Pink (it matches my toenails now) Which is why I am mildly amused at myself. |
excellent move Sundae!
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Agreed! CAn you get some polka dots in there? Fuck that old bat friend of your mom's.
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So she says if you color your hair you aren't crazy.... then you color your hair.
I'm beginning to wonder about both of you. Then again you could have shaved your head bald.... |
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