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duck_duck 08-23-2007 03:43 AM

'I'm Really Petrified to Even Walk Down the Street,
 
A week after the brutal slaying of three Newark, N.J., college students, the community is still in shock.
"I'm really petrified to even walk down the street," said Brianna Jolley, a friend of one of the victims.
Dashon Harvey was just 20 years old. The psychology major at Delaware State University was an aspiring model and described as fun-loving and respectful.
"I couldn't believe it, not my boy," said Harvey's father, James, recalling the night his son was killed. "Why? For what? Who did it? Why would they want to do that? I can't fathom that. I can't believe that," he said.
"I've got to buy him a suit for burial instead of his graduation and that's a shock to me."
Harvey and his friends Terrance Aerial, 18, and Iofemi Hightower, 20, were forced to kneel down and were shot execution style at a school playground. Aerial's sister Natasha, 19, was shot and stabbed, but survived the attack.

http://abcnews.go.com/WN/LegalCenter/story?id=3474259

DanaC 08-23-2007 04:32 AM

And you point is?

piercehawkeye45 08-23-2007 07:50 AM

America is dying, duh!

lumberjim 08-23-2007 08:17 AM

This kind of thing never happens in Korea? Or is it just never reported on the news?

smurfalicious 08-23-2007 08:41 AM

all the more reason why NJ could use a good tsunami, raging wildfire, hurricane... something. start over.

elSicomoro 08-23-2007 10:18 AM

When I lived in Philly, I made fun of NJ as much as the next person...but it's really not as bad as it's made out to be. It's just in a weird spot...the northern part is New York City's bitch, and the southern part is Philly's bitch. And Newark has really been moving up in the world recently, along with Jersey City.

I wish I could be in Belmar right now.

Clodfobble 08-23-2007 12:10 PM

In China, the city workers will deliberately run you over with their van if you sit in front of it.

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At the time, the municipal administrators had confiscated the device by which the old man weighs his collected materials. In order to it back, the old man sat down on the ground in front of the van. But as soon as he sat down, the municipal administrator started the car and drove forward. The old man was pushed for a short distance, before the wheels rolled over him. Then the van just went ahead.
Also, sometimes people use knives to brutally kill each other.

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A taxi driver was arrested early Thursday morning on suspicion of having murdered a Chinese woman, whose mutilated body was found dumped in a public graveyard in Pali on the outskirts of Taipei one day earlier.
The suspected murderer... cut open the woman's body from the heart down to the lower belly.
Or they'll just beat you to death with their own hands.

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The six were arrested for beating up Lan Chengzhang, a reporter with Beijing-based China Trade News, and a colleague.

lumberjim 08-23-2007 12:21 PM

don't they steal organs too?

DanaC 08-23-2007 12:31 PM

Don't worry lj, your organ is safe.

lumberjim 08-23-2007 12:43 PM

from you, maybe ya carpet muncher.

yesman065 08-23-2007 01:24 PM

Oh no - he dint - shit he did! lol

DanaC 08-23-2007 03:20 PM

Hell at least that'd constitute some action!

Griff 08-23-2007 08:38 PM

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There has been some trouble with petrified folks in Italy as well.

piercehawkeye45 08-23-2007 08:48 PM

How bout Hogwarts?

xoxoxoBruce 08-23-2007 10:20 PM

The whole Terra Cotta Army is petrified.

JuancoRocks 08-24-2007 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 377817)
The whole Terra Cotta Army is petrified.

:p :p

I have one of those Generals in my basement.

Aliantha 08-24-2007 02:20 AM

My dad has a big piece of petrified wood.

DanaC 08-24-2007 06:02 AM

At least that's what he told yo' mama

Aliantha 08-24-2007 06:26 AM

lol...very funny, but no.

It's an actual block of timber which has become petrified. He got it from a mine he was doing some work on.

TheMercenary 08-24-2007 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 377878)
lol...very funny, but no.

It's an actual block of timber which has become petrified. He got it from a mine he was doing some work on.

Did you know that there is actually no wood in petrified wood? :D

Urbane Guerrilla 08-24-2007 08:46 PM

Though in life it may have been a Jurassic-period Araucaria spp. conifer. Those and palms are what you find around the Petrified Forest deposits. If there are comparable deposits in Australia... hadn't been paying attention to which continent was in question...

Aliantha 08-24-2007 08:48 PM

Yes i realize that Merc. Once upon a time it was wood though.

duck_duck 08-25-2007 05:27 AM

America the land of law and order.

TheMercenary 08-25-2007 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by duck_duck (Post 378293)
America the land of law and order.

No, we are the land of "petrified woodies".

Ibby 08-25-2007 05:34 AM

No, America the land of freedom and democracy, and all the cost that comes with it.

Aliantha 08-25-2007 05:37 AM

No, America, the land of Americans.

DanaC 08-25-2007 05:57 AM

Well said Ali.

Aliantha 08-25-2007 05:59 AM

lol...I'd be interested to know what meaning you created from my statement (which was very much tongue in cheek as I'm sure you know).

xoxoxoBruce 08-25-2007 05:59 AM

Shaddap, you socialists.

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:00 AM

I can't shut up. I'm half pissed...and you know what that does to socialists don't you?

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:03 AM

That was by way of raising a glass and echoing 'what she said'

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:04 AM

It's the champagne that does it ali

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:05 AM

AH yes, but what did I say? ;)

Of course, we know it doesn't matter what I actually said. What matters is what meaning you created out of what I said...right?

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:06 AM

Actually, it's the cosmopolitans. I've run out of cranberry juice now though, so that's the end of that. I'm wonering if I should have a gin and tonic, but I'm thinking with the mood I've been in lately, I'll probably end up bawling my eyes out...which might not be such a bad thing.

I think I'll have a gin.

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:07 AM

hahaha.

I just like the simplicity of America, the land of Americans.

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:07 AM

That's a good call. Tonic always makes me weepy too:P

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:09 AM

Dana...I think it's the gin that does it.

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:11 AM

*shakes head vehemently* no. I won't have it. Definately the tonic.

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:14 AM

ok...you have it your way.

Would you like fries with that?

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:14 AM

Nope, I'd like a Glenmorangie with that.

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:17 AM

Oooh...well I can't help you with that. I've got some southern comfort though...or gin (of course) bourbon, rum, vodka, tequila. Plus an assortment of liqueurs. Or wine.

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:20 AM

That'd make one mother of a cocktail....

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:21 AM

yeah...they make a flaming lambogini out of most of those plus a few more. The most disgusting concoction you're ever likely to taste. It'll get you pretty pissed though.

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:21 AM

I think I spelled that car name wrong...but you probably don't care.

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:22 AM

I would probably care more if I knew how to spell it.

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:24 AM

Fucking wogs! Why can't they just spell like normal people???

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:24 AM

Bastards. And they smell.

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:26 AM

specially when they've been doing smelly stuff...like shoveling shit.

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:28 AM

or just rolling in it. I heard some of them do that.

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:29 AM

Really? Why would they do that?

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:31 AM

I dunno....cultural innit?

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:32 AM

what...like dog fighting? lol

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:33 AM

Yeah! just like that!

And, they eat funny food.

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:34 AM

yeah but yummy funny I reckon. I love greek food the best.

DanaC 08-25-2007 06:36 AM

Granted their food is yummy...especially the halva....mmmm...halva....

Aliantha 08-25-2007 06:39 AM

fried cheese and dips and bread...and olive oil and balsamic and and and...now I'm hungry.

Shawnee123 08-25-2007 07:22 AM

omg, you two crack me up. :)

xoxoxoBruce 08-25-2007 08:12 AM

Then you'll be well entertained, the drunks have pissed all over the board tonight.

Shawnee123 08-25-2007 08:30 AM

oh no you di'int! :lol:

Aliantha 08-26-2007 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 378399)
Then you'll be well entertained, the drunks have pissed all over the board tonight.

You say that like it's a bad thing


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