You've got two and a half months to get your shit together
 

Think some deep thoughts. Pose interesting questions and give well thought out answers.

Keep in mind that this place is a gem. A public, yet private enough place to be yourself and connect. It's unique. If it's really going to end, then let's go out holding hands and singing kumbayah.

Be the change. The cellar will not die. It might have to move or transform, or even change it's name, but it will go on if we go on. And we will go on.

Maybe burning the house down will show us what we value. What we save from the flames.

The connection, not the division. You guys are my tribe. We'll figure it out.

oh ƒuck-- I have a boner for lumberjim

I wanna snort up this post like a fat rail of sunshine

Just keep it out of your mouth for once

I did not want to snort. But....

Somebody needs to haul all those dead hobos out or we won't get the deposit back.

oh gawd, now he's posting pictures of his helmet

Shit, where we gonna store the treadmill as well?

under the plane, it's never going anywhere either.

Speaking of the cargo of said plane, we have a gross of these babies to distribute.

wait, wait...... if we turn the treadmill to top speed, perhaps we can use it to launch the Hobos and WPs outa there? Maybe even over the wall into the next forum -the one that lets its members come and shit on our lawn?

Dude, I've had 60 yeas to get my shit together. I doubt two and a half more months will clinch it.

My shit is not only not in one sock, I lost my sock.

I just hope its as good as this.....All newer software is fucking garbage!!!!!


It doesnt render on older browsers right and its slower and ugly!!!!!!

Its really sad this happend.....

Yeah, Shame Flint had to ruin it for the rest of us, huh?

yeah turns out it's an absolute crock. such a disappointment.

Hope Suggamomma doesn't see you using that language, you'll be heading to the soap buffet.....

I see..........

It would be nice if y'all could make it less than two and a half months

I think that's probably do-able, maybe another week or two to be certain there are no unexpected technical deal-breakers with the new platform?

What would be involved with someone taking over the cellar as it is now? I know nothing about what's happening behind the curtain other than there are "servers" which I presume are some kind of powerful hard drives that store all this stuff, then there is a good internet connection, and then someone to babysit all the stuff to make sure it keeps running.



Is it feasible to just transfer ownership (sell) of all the gear to one of us?

1) no i won't do that. but more importantly

2) there is no gear it's in the cloud

also it takes very little hardware to support 30 posts per day. When volume was more than ten times that, and hardware was more expensive and slower, different story

Why the fuck should I start now?

Cuz you're old and have nothing else going on

What happened?

That was said sarcastically. Ute is just done with it all.

Yes its very sad......

Well, if it wasn't for sarcasm the cellar wouldn't have any casm at all

we could delve into the casm chasm, see what's lurking at the bottom, there might be something

Ah man!!