@Bill Wiltrack
 

Dude.

Yer weird. :rasta:

Weird is good.

This place has gotten a might stale of late.

Go ahead bill. Ask your questions. We are not afraid.

I am...

So, Bill, how you likin' the cellar?

wtff?

now you're soliciting the quiz from newbz? I don't even know you anymore col sanders person.

Do you think you ever did?

I'm like an onion.






I stink, and i make people cry.

I don't know who that is, but now ....in my mind's eye.....it's Bill Wiltrack. nice turtleneck, d00d.

LJ you crack me up.
I'm like a cherry, one bite is never enough, espcially as you have to spit most of it out.

Hang on, I am Cherry.
Think I'll have to work on this.

"Thanks for turning me on"
 

HA!

Kinda overstating it, aren't you?

The link I posted was your door, but I never offered it as such, so, thank yerself.

It's all fun and games until someone breaks out the were pandas.

The Cellar: Where We're Were Pandas

If you had to be a were something, what were would you .... wear? And why. ...

Were-pandas have sex too infrequently.
I'd rather make a change when I make a change.

Were-Diz of course.
Even less exy-sexy but the better sense of smell and hearing, and knowing why he occasionally poops behind the sofa rather than in his clean tray would be priceless. Oh and I'd go and taunt the yappy dogs next door, so that maybe their owners would get rid of the noisy sods.

did someone invoke me?

I think I may have accidentally said 'were panda' three times into a mirror...

Ok Bill, I must know, is there a logical reason for the period followed by the blank lines, and the centered, oversized, bold text followed by more blank lines ending with another period.

Don't matter to me how you post, it ain't my board. If Tony's ok with it.... I just wanna know.

Whose boar is it, and why is it shitting on the lawn?

Oh c'mon. Bill starts by making a point and ends by reiterating his point. What's wrong with that?

Good one, seckso

Hah!

Ah, took my a while, but now I get yer joke. . = point :lol: