Sometimes the Stars Align
 

And sometimes the recent posts page results in hidden messages for the cellar oracle.

when you notice one, screenshot it, crop it, and toss it in here. k?

The one I heard was, "A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother."

Alternatively, a Freudian slip is a sexy garment worn by your mother.

shawnee said she heard: when you think one thing, but slay your mother.

lay who?

When you think one thing, but lay your mother.

Or so I heard.

When I screw up in that way, I usually like to say that I don't have a Freudian slip, I have an entire Freudian lingerie drawer.

This is wrong. Very very wrong. But funny, so of course I'm posting it.

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You ate DucksNuts?

Oh, no you di'int, classicman!

He said it not me : points finger : at ZenGum

where do i sign up?

Victoria, Australia, I believe.

When you say one thing but were fu**ing your father?
:)
Sorry, backing out now.......

Perfect.

damn, beat me to it....

I've been looking forever for a good "stars align" then had to remember what the thread was named! :)

The trifecta!

Where were you guys when I needed someone to do a screen shot for me?

What to do with all this magic?
Above
Cellarites missing.

What are people using to make screen shots? I use MS OneNote, but not many people have that.

I hit the printscreen button :)

Ah, my screen is too big for that.

Printscreen, or alt+printscreen?

printscreen. Then I paste into Word or the photoshopewannabe program I have.

Alt+printscreen captures just the active window, as opposed to the entire screen.

huh? Print Screen has a size limit?

Well I did wonder, but I didn't want to make HLJ feel bad by questioning his claims about size....

No, the Cellar has a size limit.

The jpeg image can't exceed 1600x1600 pixels and 175 kB.

This one had to be reduced from 2944 x 1200 to 1024 x 768. It's not very clear.

The cropping tool is your friend. You know how to use one, right? :p

Yes, I keep one in my pocket.

Careful you don't crop something you shouldn't :eek:

I use "snag-it" which is licensed here at my job. I can choose exactly what I want to snag, I love snag-it!

Ah, I thought you said, "shag-it."

Yeah, baybay.

I admit, I just wanted everyone to know how big my screen is.

I'm jealous

I can't screen capture/ grab/ whatever it's called.
But at the moment er have

Jesus Says....
Do You Pee in the Shower?

I'm sure he has other things to worry about.

:D
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Nice job, Undertoad! Cleaned that mess up fast.

7 goddamn posts. xoB's right, we are for some reason being basically invaded by Chinese spammers.

It's a new Olympic sport this year.

:lol:

Gotta earn earthquake restoration money somehow.

You motherfucker. My sister was raped by a chinese earthquake in the WTC on 9/11.

I feel your pain! Another site, where I am the sole active administrator, has been completely inundated with chinese spammers recently. Captcha doesn't stop them nor does banning IP's or email domains, since they're some funky .cn designation and spoofed IP's. I deleted 247 registrations in ONE DAY, all from china. The good news is they do eventually slow down it seems.

Stormie

They're probably olympic spammers

I'm so sorry in advance...ya knows I thinks you two are a super-couple...but this almost look like someone did it on porpoise, if that's even possible.

Please don't kill me. :)

:lol2:

i aint skeered

Yeah.. not till you get home from work.

that's HOURS from now

I was just looking through the Accessories folder and noticed a Microsoft program called Snipping Tool. I've played with it a little and found that you can make irregularly shaped cut-outs, like the one below, as well as rectangular, window and full-screen clips. There's also a pen tool and a highlighter for marking up the clips.

:lol:

:lol2:
Well caught!

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Bravo! :notworthy:

Tip of the iceberg. All these open source kumbaya mother fucks are going to rue the day the Chinese shut down our internet and kill this country. It was her you first heard it..

:D

I love these! Good spots, all!