What is YOUR favorite expletive?
 

This video is pretty damn funny, but is NOT safe for work (or for Mormons *cough*) , at least not without headphones. Lots of naughty words. Here's the story behind the clip.

So, what is YOUR favorite expletive? I've always been partial to "Fuck" myself, but "Shit" has a very special place in my heart, too. And "Damn" is so damned reliable. Not to mention "Ass-insert noun here"... hmm... swear words are like my children, it feels wrong to pick a favorite. They're all wonderful in their own way.

You're right. There are a number of handy ones that apply to various sitiations. However, I usually find myself chaining them together, rather than just using one. Like four or five of them. :D I'll leave the specifics or variations as an exercise to the reader.

Quzah.

Yes, combos are definitely the preferred delivery method. Multiple profanities with random nouns and adjectives added to taste:

"Christ on a cracker, this fuckweed is a slowass."

The "fuckweed" bit I picked up from my wife. She's such a bad influence. *cough* Hi honey!

DUMBASS! Hands down.

I stopped saying goddamnit years ago out of respect for anyone within range, but it's still the first thing that pops into my head when I get REALLY pissed.

Pokeyfuck! when I'm driving.

I had a friend in high school that could string togethor so many cuss words in one sentence it was hilarious.

I grew up in the US Navy so I by nature am one foul mouthed son of a bitch. Not in public tho, again its a respect others thing. Plus it's just dumb sounding when you don't do it right. Take it from a pro.

...swear words are like my children, it feels wrong to pick a favorite.

Then I have twins: asspirate and assclown.

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Yes Fuckweed is mine, Fuckstick is another one I use on occasion. I have a strange habit of combining the first swear word that pops in my head with the first non swear word to pop into my head. The result is some strange combos and often times a "what the fuck" look from my husband.

Any swear word that comes out of Janeane Garofolo's mouth is hilarious. She has the unique ability to make even words that aren't swear words sound like they are.

But personally, the phrase that I find most satisfying in most circumstances is "Fuck me!" Or, if extraordinarily provoked, "Fuck me blind!"

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If I could just take this line out of context for a moment, .....I'd like to take this line out of context.

"Fuck" is definitely my favorite, but I've been a big fan of "fucking idiot" lately. Like this...

That Jimbo...what a fucking idiot.

1. Fuck(ing,er,head)
2. Balls
3. Bloody hell

Well there's expletives and then there's name-calling. My favorite name to call someone (who, trust me, richly deserves it) is "DumbFuck" - I got that from the Godfather when I was 11 or so)

When I, proverbially speaking, stub my toe, its hard to beat a carefully and slowly encunciated: Son-Of-A BITCH!.

But I carry around an entire duffel bag of expletives and sometimes have trouble deciding :-)

OC your fuck me runnin saying reminded me of something my mom always says. She says "fuck me purple" when she makes a mistake or injures her self in some way.
A few times I have thought about bringing up the gross factor with that saying but often times she is mad and so I choose to say nothing.

for events:FUHHHHHHHK
for persons, generally inaudible yet heartfelt: Fuck you, you fuckin fuck.

Don't you have to add an "eh" to the end of that in Minnesota, warchie?