keychain psychoanalysis
 

what can your keychain tell us about you?

does everyone have a digital camera?

take a picture of your keychain in it's current glory (no cheating by adding or subtracting for the photo) and put it up. We'll all make fun of you, and tell you how fucked up you are, and then you can do it to someone else. it'll be fun. Mine's boring, so I won;t bother for now, but, I know there are some freaky ones out there.

I imagine that xoxoxoBruce's are one of two extremes. either a simple loop of keys, or some major doodadderish extravaganza of doodaddyish doodads.

Onxy Cougar's definitely has at least one purple feather.

Wolf's has a tiny Glock

Toad's has a frog and a vw logo

H_P has to have one of those clear plastic balls with the eyeball inside in water.

zippyt's has gotta have semper fi or usmc somewhere

let's see!

Very simple.;)

Is that a key on the right to a pair of handcuffs Bruce? It looks like one but I could be wrong.

I don't like a lot of keys on my keyring...

Yes.;)

where's the cruiser key?

what does it say on the back of that little round tag?

My house is unlocked.My apartment is unlocked.The key for my car is in the ignition.I hate things jingling in my pockets.I like to move quick and make no noise.

"Love Always, Lara" on one side and "4/6/01" on the other. The camera just couldn't pick it up. The keyring was a fifth-year anniversary present.

On the oversized electronic gizmo.
I have 8 cars. I don't carry all the keys all the time.

No eagle globe and ancor here , just a porsche fob. Mostly work keys , every thing from alarm panel keys( Yes I probley have a key to open your alarm panel ) to keys for coin counters ( in casinos ).
Oh and they all weigh 1lb 6.5 oz

and now the pic

Holy Crap Zippy - what do you carry that thing around with - a wheelbarrow?

Well I used to carry that conglomeration of keys in my pocket ALL the time untill a few years ago I took a header into a scale pit , i fell about 3-4 feet flaling about trying to fly I guess , I landed flat on my thigh all 250lbs of me on top of those keys on the top web of an "I" beam . Can you say CHARLEY FUCKING HORSE THE SIZE OF A GOD DAMN GRAPE FRUIT !!!!!!! So now i leave most of them in my truck , and just carry ingition and tool box keys .

Please tell me you don't let that hang off your ignition, ever ...

Or do you just replace it regularly?