Argument Clinic
 

Yes, I'd like to have an argument?

No you don't.

Be sure and let us know how it turns out.

What would you like to argue about? We have specialists in many different areas.

I really don't think you DO have specialists in many different areas. On the contrary, it is my assertation that this "cellar" is entirely composed of a group of 7 government agents each with 154 different "handles" like "brucexoxoxo" and "dave" and "juju". They then use this forum to control the thoughts and directions of the millions who read these comments on a day to day basis.

Furthermore, I think that the tinfoil hat I am wearing has protected me from the mind controls that you "people" are trying to perpetrate upon my person. i can, therefore expose you to the afore mentioned millions. Thank you.

I'm sorry, this is abuse. Stupid git...

I see. You have chosen the 'Wolf' card. She will be here shortly to commit you.

Do you have insurance?

what you're not saying out loud, is that "Wolf" is really a code word for you're field team that is on it's way to my house to confiscate my computer and search it for subversive material. uh huh....yep....


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RIGHT!!
>>>>>>>>HOLD IT!!.......THIS IS SILLY....NO NO, THAT'S IT....ARGUMENT OVER...THIS IS NO GOOD...ITS JUST SILLY...MOVE ALONG NOW PEOPLE....NOTHING TO SEE HERE.......AND NO SINGING!!!<<<<<<<<<<<

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(I should really just put in a calendar prompt as a reminder to post this at least once per quarter.)

Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?

Well I use my real name when posting.........."Mr. Jim"

it's ALUMINUM foil!
can't you get anything right?;)

Maybe yours is aluminum ...

Silly fools who don't know the awesome properties of molybdenum!

And if you don't have insurance, you have to go to the free clinic, which is run by me.

and yet you subliminally transmit that you control the world covertly


hmmmm....

and my real name is Lum Berjim

Chinese?