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crossflix 08-05-2014 11:56 AM

Game app maker
 
What is the best program to use for game app creation for ios that doesn't require any coding. I know next to nothing about creation?

Clodfobble 08-05-2014 12:38 PM

"I have this amazing idea for a movie. Could one of you write the script for me please?"

crossflix 08-05-2014 01:13 PM

I think I sense sarcasm...

lumberjim 08-05-2014 01:18 PM

I'm just waiting for you to answer your own question with a shill for whichever company you're spamming for this week. Does gamefly offer a game app creator? I bet that would be good.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it seems like your posts are set ups for product placement ads on this forum.

when I'm reading too much into something, I use Foster Grant glasses!

crossflix 08-05-2014 01:21 PM

No spam or product placement intended. Just a consumer reaching out to other consumers for advice

lumberjim 08-05-2014 02:38 PM

ok then

i have no idea about creating apps.

welcome to the cellar. here's your quiz:

1. After you put the lime in the coconut, what do you do?


2. What is the unladen airspeed of an african swallow?


3. Who can you trust?


4. What is the first rule of fight club?


5. on your hot dog.... ketchup or mustard?


6. how many toes do you have on your right hand?


7. What question goes unasked and unanswered?


8. Is this real life?


9. If you walk into an empty mens room and there are 7 urinals, which do you choose?


10. if there is a man using the third from the left?


11. Why do most quizzes stop at ten questions?

xoxoxoBruce 08-06-2014 08:16 PM

Panda Ultra Wifi 150Mbps Wireless N 2.4Ghz Adapter
 
Review of the $11 Panda Ultra Wifi 150Mbps Wireless N 2.4Ghz Adapter at Cooltools.

Quote:

Hotels (and the more expensive ones do this more frequently than inexpensive hotels) nickel-and-dime you on Wifi connectivity. One of the ways they do this is by selling you connectivity to ONE device.

ONE?! I’d bet most hotel guests have at least a smart-phone, in addition to their laptop, and possibly tablets, e-readers, wifi-equipped cameras, etc.

Enter this little tool.

You install it in your laptop (I use it in a Windows 7/64 bit laptop, but other Windows versions, as well as Mac and many Linux versions are supported) and it takes the incoming wifi from the hotel and re-transmits it as an access point, to which you (and your family or buddies) can connect.

infinite monkey 08-06-2014 08:27 PM

Hope you don't mind, I'd like to answer these questions on the grounds I hope they incriminate me:

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 906454)
ok then

i have no idea about creating apps.

welcome to the cellar. here's your quiz:

1. After you put the lime in the coconut, what do you do?
I think you shake it all around or something. Maybe I'm thinking of the hokey-pokey.


2. What is the unladen airspeed of an african swallow?
12?


3. Who can you trust?
Hardly anyone ever


4. What is the first rule of fight club?
The first rule of fight club is I need to watch fight club because I've been remiss.


5. on your hot dog.... ketchup or mustard?
mustard


6. how many toes do you have on your right hand?
Used to have 3, but I had to cut one off with a butterknife due to gangrene.


7. What question goes unasked and unanswered?
If you don't unask will anyone unanswer?


8. Is this real life?
This is just fantasy


9. If you walk into an empty mens room and there are 7 urinals, which do you choose?
The door out so I can find the ladies' room


10. if there is a man using the third from the left?
Strangely enough, yes there is.


11. Why do most quizzes stop at ten questions?
Because most people aren't as clever as the Lum Berjim


lumberjim 08-06-2014 08:42 PM

Very nice. At least it was not wasted again. And you got 105 points for mustard, but I had to deduct 200 for not ever seeing fight club. Final score was 42 out of a possible 50. Extra credit for complimenting the author makes that 50/50.

Perfect score. You've been promoted to Queen of all she surveys.

infinite monkey 08-06-2014 08:47 PM

SCORE!

lmao...you're like my best friend tonight. :p:

Fight Club: I know right? I'm supposed to be a movie buff. I saw it on an internet list as one of those movies you need to watch more than once and I wondered what in the hell is wrong with me.

It's on my list.

infinite monkey 08-06-2014 08:57 PM

See, now glatt's doing it. He's listed in 'who's online' as viewing this thread and he's not in this thread. He's also using fapatalk.

I don't mean to be stalky, I'm just inquisitive and observant and I'm drawn that way.

OK, I'm leaving the internet for the evening. Maybe.

glatt 08-06-2014 09:09 PM

I was in this thread about half an hour ago. Must be a delay.

Gravdigr 08-07-2014 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 906454)
6. how many toes do you have on your right hand?

None. BUT. I briefly worked with a guy about a hundred years ago who had one of his big toes relocated to his right hand. Another guy in the same factory had two thumbs on one hand, for a total of three thumbs.

True Story.™


Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 906454)
9. If you walk into an empty mens room and there are 7 urinals, which do you choose?

Last one on the right.

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BigV 08-07-2014 12:48 PM

Because you can't go left? [/Seinfeld]

glatt 08-07-2014 01:52 PM

The one on the left is the short one. You don't want that unless it's the only option. You have to pay too much attention to aiming with that one.


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