Question for Sheldon
 

Are human sexual fluids kosher?

Just wondering, and you are the obvious person to ask.

I don't know any Rabbis that would be likely to bless your goo, sir.

I'm just trying to sement my relationship with the Lord.

It's vegan.

I thought bottom feeders were non-kosher.

A Jewish ex-boyfriend once assured me that semen was kosher, which he knew because he'd had to verify it with their rabbi after one of the kids in his youth group asked. Feel free to give that anecdote whatever amount of validity you'd like.

I see what you did there.

Only after the bris and the bar-mitzvah are properly executed.

Off with the head!

I suspect that you were making a joke. But I've posed the question to a number of vegan friends, and generally they go along with it on the grounds that humans are the only animal capable of granting consent.

But there are about as many definitions of veganism as there are vegans. so. YBWV - your blowjobs will vary?

You're doing it wrong.

Think about it gvidas: semen and human breast milk are the only legitimate sources of animal protein and certain amino acids for vegans.

I sense a business model here. Who's with me, investors wanted.

But the sperm are not able to grant their consent.....

Sperm maybe tasty, but you could've had a V-8:smack: