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lumberjim 12-31-2009 01:26 PM

How much shit can you fit in a 5lb Bag?
 
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there are 2 finance managers. it takes about 40-45 minutes to do a deal if you hurry. how many last minute jerkoffs can you fit in the finance department? what is this, a college stunt?!

xoxoxoBruce 12-31-2009 01:30 PM

Go easy on 'em. The little woman didn't like the vacuum he gave her for Christmas, and he won't get laid until he gets her that car. ;)

Trilby 12-31-2009 03:00 PM

6 pounds.

Shawnee123 12-31-2009 03:02 PM

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

monster 12-31-2009 05:01 PM

The human head? The entire head of humanity? Hebe did the weight of her head as a science fair project. Never been the same since.

monster 12-31-2009 05:05 PM

btw, I thought lumberjim's head alone weighed 42 pounds?

Cloud 12-31-2009 05:22 PM

banned for making us read a scribbled chart.

oh, wait . . . wrong thread!

Flint 12-31-2009 07:47 PM

Get back to work, whiney slacker bitch.

Crimson Ghost 12-31-2009 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 622103)
Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Yes, I did.

Did you know that a 150 pound human can yield up to 75 pounds of consumable meat?

Sundae 01-01-2010 09:39 AM

But most of it will taste offal...

Shawnee123 01-01-2010 10:50 AM

Hahahaha. My quote is from Jerry Maguire, when that kid is sitting in the back seat of the car and says that line to Jerry. Just in case it was too obscure.

Now I'm afraid because CG knows how much food one can get from a human. No one should know that. ;)

monster 01-01-2010 10:53 AM

But how much shit is in a 150lb human?

Shawnee123 01-01-2010 10:59 AM

Depends on what you had for dinner.

Crimson Ghost 01-02-2010 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 622280)
Now I'm afraid because CG knows how much food one can get from a human. No one should know that. ;)

Just remember, the taste varies from person to person.

Gravdigr 01-03-2010 07:42 PM

Wouldn't vegetarians taste better? Myself, I'm a vagitarian. Oh, yeah.:cool:


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