i tried to join yer stoopit club
 

but I can't figger it out.....

Ironic, since for a Stupid Club that would be the entrance requirement.

SOMEBODY has had their daily supply of irony, haven't they? :D

Yeah.

snort.

Demetri Martin does a bit about a revolving door with a sign that says "PULL"

I'm in.

And, yes, I *do* have to announce it, ever since the egg timer went missing.

<Uploads virtual eggtimer for V>

(Now no virtual egg is safe.)

Club?
"We don't need no stinking badges!"

"There are a million people in the naked city, and over two million naked stories in the city. Every once in a while, some of those people get the urge to pet a furry animal. That's where I come in.

"My name is Friday. I carry a badger."

Do I have to link to the rabbit-raper again?

I don't know what you're talking about but I can offer you this...you have to watch til the end to see the rabbit-rape...I promise it's worth the wait.



Incidentally, well worth clicking on and watching at Youtube in full screen.

sitting in the corner by myself at the party . . .

again