The Itchy Asshole Ledger
 

I was reminded of this bit today......

Sunday at the Supermarket.... nuff said!

if you nearly have an orgasm whilst scratching an itchy asshole......does that make you gay? just askin.....no reason....

...nevermind....

You men get the itchies there for the same reason you have skid marks in your drawers, don't you know? :bolt:

yes you are gay.
:)

You have worms

thanks for your support......you guys are SOOOOO sensitive.

If you have an orgasm while scratching your arse it means your prostate is working. ;)

It's something you should be happy about Jimbo. Scratch away. :)

Although, if it's itchy that far up, you might have worms. I'd get that checked if I were you...

no no....i was asking for a friend.....and my friend was telling me that it just felt so good to scratch it....because the itch was so intense.....there was no....erm.....penetration, as it were.....or so he tells me. *cough*

OK, do I need to spell it out? Toilet paper is our friend. Sheesh

No, but it means you're missing the boat. Lots of wonderful nerve endings there just crying to be stimulated.

Witch Hazel pads help. Wipies help. Soap and water help the most.

I now exercise 5-6 days a week, so I've had plenty of time to think about this. Sweat drips down my back and rolls down into my buttcrack. It tickles and then it stings.

I don't make a thread about it!

Sheesh.

hmmm...if it's stinging (can you believe I just typed 'stinking' lol) you might need to see if you've got haemaroids. I don't think sweat should sting should it?

i'm not looking. srsly