... too small for her to avoid being belittled and ignored by the patriarchal hegemony inherent in post-soviet consumerism that objectifies and demeans not only males and females but also those of alternative genders and am I out of trouble yet Cicero?

You gotta give him some points there, Cic.

Congratulations, you just said the word of the day!![/Grouch Marx]

lol! Zen, you weren't in trouble in the first place! But the answer was great, so I'll take it. Are you dating by chance? Because that sounds rehearsed!!

:)

It's printed on the back of the Men's Club membership card.;)

Hmm wonder what Wilma and Betty are up to?

"Egg shampoo: for the manner in the best of old"
Truly WTF.

"Eier" would be closer to "balls".

Wow. Talk about your niche market product.

Dunno ... half the population ....

I would have guessed the translation was "Nutsack shampoo. For man's best friends."

makes you wonder what all those tribal symbol and Chinese character tattoos actually say, huh?

I've seen sites that point out the tattoo thingy. Someone thinks they're being all spiritual and worldly and "in tune" with our Chinese brothers, then it turns out the tat they have that they think means "Peaceful Love Heart Place" really means "f*ck me in the a$$ right under my tramp stamp." Priceless, really.