Raise your hand if you'd rather be in front of that polar bear than in front of that scary ass dog.

I must have that mug. Love it!

Here you go, then.

Dar, you are awesome!

:blush:

This one isn't so much of a WTF. It's more of a WHY TF?

What's the point of a wedding dress train that's 219 yards long anyway?

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Attention.

Excess. Everyone wants to be American.

To get your picture in the Cellar!

That's a motive I could approve of.

It's a wedding. Gotta give all the weeping ladies a place to blow their nose. ;)

But I have found my new avatar! :D
That little monster reminds me of a story a veterinarian friend told about the time he was trying to vaccinate a pet monkey and the monkey grabbed the syringe. Then the fun began!

Kick. Ass.



Thanks!!

She doesn't want to get undressed for a couple more months? :)

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"Don't piss here or we'll cut your balls off."

Giant Slip-n-slide!

"Of course you'll bleed if you cut your balls off"

Now THAT sounds like a fun wedding!
(It also sounds like a fun wedding night.)

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(As a teacher, I desperately need this last one.)

I admit, I don't get the tshirt with the sign language.

guessing it says WTF? context.

Oh, that makes sense. (I was trying to come up with something rude having to do with the young lady's chest.)

I'll help you out Steve,

Holy Cats, NICE RACK honey! <-- that oughta do it. ;)

Yes, it says "W T F"

No it doesn't.

It says; "Scouts honour, I'll pinch my love-button, and you can toss off".

That's translated from shorthand.

Oh NO. Thats one I would leave the room for.

There's that damn clock spider again. ARGHHHHH

I used to think it was glatt's spider. :lol:

She's just lulling you into a false sense of security before the reveal. I'll do the reveal for her.

Not really WTF, but very detailed.
From Yes We Carve, here

Nice pumpkin, baybay!

glatt, I cannot click on your link, lest I have nightmares for another whole year!

I believe that was the Bride's nickname in school.

The people who smash pumpkins and lanterns will be thrilled. :)

I was trying to decipher the signs indicating some kind of hardcore sex act.

What puzzles me most is the microphone.

Is that BACOOOOOOONNNNNNNN????

Looks like rump steak to me.

Apparantly the waitress misunderstood when she asked him what he'd like and he said "A steak would suit me just fine".


And if you're wondering why there aren't any pants, you have to meat me halfway.


And the only size available is medium.


OK, I'm well done now. :-)

Isn't that Doctor Satan from House of 1000 Corpses ???

Just go here http://www.wesay.com/Top_Photos/Far-...00846732851/2/

Definitely WTF.

:lol2:

Got me again, Shel!

http://www.genpets.com/meet.php

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Impress, where do you get all these images? You find more WTF stuff than even I do!

*curtsy*
I'm flattered, Brian.:notworthy

Even though there's a Canadian flag in the background, this sign would do quite well here in southern California this week:

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Can bears still shit there?

Crapping is ok, but take your farts home with you.

That is actually a bloody good idea (if it works).
One cow = 400 litres of methane (mostly belched) per day. Methane is far more powerful as a greenhouse gas than Carbon Dioxide. Better to catch it and burn it as fuel.

It's a rocket-propelled cow.

Just add a match.

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I think that last one is a star-nosed mole.

Right, and the first one is a tree-headed horse. :D

Yup, he made an ash of himself.