Jester, I hope that isn't your car. Oh hai!!

Oh no, I'd kill!

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I'm seriously thinking that they could use this for the "Axe" commercials.

I can't help but notice what rudimentary handles those mattocks have. I wonder if they are meant to be semi disposable.

Must be. I was wondering why anyone would leave a perfectly good tool at the scene, let alone 5 of them.

They were the cheapest she could buy and yes they are.

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And just for clarification purposes, I would never do that to a guys car.

Hee.

Yeah, I had a problem with that song "maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."

I have wayyyyyy better ways to get revenge than to fuck up his car. That's so...billy.

Well, I don't really have wayyyyyy better ways but I'll sure give him an angry glance that could, possibly, melt him. ;)

Anyway, the best revenge is to walk away and act like you don't care. The best revenge is to portray back to him how little he must have meant because you're not upset. The best revenge is to be a classier human being than the little chick he's taken up with. And it's free.

Hmm...no one is that stupid are they? An actual photo of committing the crime and then letting it leak onto the internet? Oh jeez.

Being caught and prosecuted is not a deterrent, in a crime of passion. :)

That guy deserved it. Look at how he parked!

Such a crime of passion that you have asked your friend to show up at a predetermined time to take the photos? In broad daylight? Maybe she could put it as her account photo on match.com.

Oh I get it. It was her car too and this is her way of getting a new one.

totally - it's like he's taking two spaces!

pssst, they got these here new-fangled sale phones, they take pitchers and type and everythin'

;)

But still...why are they taking photos of it? Something to show the grandkids? A reminder for future lovers?

Maybe she's tryin to get job and showin' her "Art skills".

I'm not worried. This only happens to German luxury cars.

Saving Dino!

If they were married it was technically her car too.

You can't tell who it is;
she's wearing sunglasses;
it could be anybody.

She could be, but, at the same time, there are likely to be only so many people *who have a reason to vandalise that car* who look like that.

Given that subcategory, you're much more likely to find your suspect.

And, since this is the pictures thread, here is a duck savaging Kal Penn:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ain/9ststy.gif

"I'm looking into your eyes and we're having a soul connection right nowwwwwww! Shit! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHH"

Wasn't that duck an IotD?

Cool car pic!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/fetus.asp

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i figure this probably belongs here

The video isn't working. :yeldead:

ack......i deleted it from youtube!

i'll have to do it over...sorry

Six, by my count.

Look at the back in line with the telephone pole...

I thought we decided 5 was too many?

maybe it's a clown car

It's a vasheen

sure went to a lot of care to obfuscate the license plate.

Does this gal think that anyone who uses the Internet will ever ask her out again? "Hey, there's that chick that spray painted the sides of her ex's ride. She must be hot!"

The worst part! I'd tell that bass-tard to get his purse off my car, for sure!

No - having 5 of those things stuck in my Audi is still much worse than some asshole resting his brief on my Toyota or whatever that ugly ass car is.

but I see what ur sayin

Um, yeah, it was humor of comparison.

Am I on a different wavelength than every other human being on earth today?

Wasn't sure if this should go here or humor thread.

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Sorry. That's my fault. I'll stop now.

He sells a lot of cans to pay for his wireless.

No need. He lives out back of the Starbucks.

Yes, and there's a guy in the Starbucks saying, "I only left it for two minutes to go to the bathroom. I didn't think anyone would take it."

Redneck sports bra.

You'd have to be nuts to wear a shirt like that - or a dick - or perhaps both. :)

310-358-1703

Isn't that Rosie O'Donnells cell number?

Okay, I just threw up a little. :vomitblu:
I'm still shivering and dry heaving from that visual.

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Moose with a Ford fetish rapes trucks.

http://seacoastonline.com/articles/2...-NEWS-81008014

http://seacoastonline.com/apps/pbcs....NEWS/810100421

lol! "The guy who owned the truck kept beeping his alarm, hoping it would scare it off but I guess (the moose) thought it was the call of the wild.”

.300 Short Action Win Mag for that bag of meat. Let's eat!

Glad I could help.

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Back copy: "THE DARK EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!"