oof. it's fine-- I'll be "OK" :::wink:::

"You'll be ok."

"No, I'm getting better."[/Python]

shared widely at work, thanks again!

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That's adorable.

It's funny but also tragic...

I love that, Bruce.

I've got an interview for another job coming up this week. Reminds me of this Harry Hill skit :)

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:eek:I did not know Luke Perry's daughter was a black man.:eek:

Maybe the algorithm started with "stroke" and decided, what the heck, and just colored in the rest....

I was never a Luke Perry fan. Do not dislike the man but not into his works.

He is or was very popular. Him passing from a stroke just seems a bit strange. Cancer? Sure, but stroke is commonly survivable even if you aren't the same person afterwards.

And with all the medical expertise able to come to his aid? Just doesn't sound right.

*yawns* just woke up. What did I miss? Is there still a thisisnotporn thread?

I read that as "media expertise" at first. LOL.

The right coverage might bring him back to life. :)

Not if the coverage is dirt. ;)

A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin?.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’

Down at the end of the bar, an old drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ‘Give the ballerina a drink!’

The bartender poured the drink and the woman drunk it. She turned again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’

Once again, the same little drunk shouted ‘Give the ballerina another drink!’

The bartender approached the drunk and said ‘Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?’

The drunk replied, ‘Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!’

LOL!!!

Lucadors...

Professional wrestling: Men without pants, fighting over a belt.

:jig:

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

Woman robeWhile there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, “What would you say is my best feature?”

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your ears.”

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin – no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?”

Clearing his throat, he stammered, “Outside, when you said you heard someone coming….

That was me.”

I was hanging out at the gym earlier with a couple of friends.

I knew I should have bought longer shorts.

Reminds me of my student days :)

I bet that never happened in Home Ec.

This refers to Gravdigr's apartment joke. I expected some reaction.

I don't get the connection?

It's gone over my head, too.

Jenny to Forrest.

Best feature is her ears.

Never happened in Home Ec.

Jenny to Forest.

I'm still lost. :confused:

OK I'm finally with you.

That would have been very funny if I'd gotten it.

You get points.

:D

Yup, points earned. :smack:

We must be slippin'.

I know I'm slippin'...

I need somebody to 'splain this one to me, I don't get it.

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Light fuzz peach and big black Eggplant?

I would laugh, but it hits too close to home.

"The unemployed jester = nobody's fool."

Early example of truth in advertising...

I've often wondered *just how hungry* that first guy was that thought, hm, "I'll bash open this rock and see if there's any food in there. Nope, just these slimy guts, yuck."

Probably saw birds dropping them.

Maybe..

They're very securely cemented to the rocks and to each other around here. Trying to think if I've ever seen a "loose" one.

Back to the joke though.. They are pretty wet.

A "loose" one is probably a dead one and even less palatable.

QFT.

:hurl:

What do birds drop on the rocks, Clams?

Birb turds.

Yup

And oysters are awesome. I've even talked Amanda into trying them. When I order them, she's all like... Um. No. Then I order enough to share... And she keeps pace. A little cocktail sauce, or red vinegar... Or both... Shlurpp!

No thank you. Slurp away, but I have an aversion to raw seafood.

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~Rodney Dangerfield

A handy guide to UK Pubs...

Becoming fewer by the day!

Pubs closing at rate of 18 a week as people stay at home

I do not partake of grain or grape, but jotting down all the pubs I can think of, we have nine in a parish of about 7,500 souls.
There's another three which spring to mind which have closed in recent years and one converted to a restaurant.

This piece of social history brought to you by Carruthers. :rolleyes:

I suppose you have to be prepared to act/react to commands 24/7, but really.http://cellar.org/2015/shades.gif
May the lord have mercy on your soul.

I'll take his slack tonight.

Bucket night.

My girlfriend said to me, "I'm sick of you pretending to be a detective. I think we should split up."

I said, "Good idea - we can cover more ground that way."

:haha:

My girlfriend asked me if I wished she'd been born with huge tits. I told her that the thought of a baby with huge tits was disturbing to me.