Nope. They should run faster next time.
I also don't feel sorry for the frogs who lose their legs for fancy resturants.

Will you be donating to "The Dollies For Froggies" Foundation?

Yes.

Do you think the Gates Foundation would contribute?

No, they like frogs' legs

Does anybody eat the rest of the frog?

Hell no. I wouldn't eat the legs to begin with, either.


Why eat frog's legs when chicken legs have so much more meat on them?

Yes. No. I mean...why eat anything on the bone period?

Ever had a bad experience with a chicken leg?

No

Does a chicken have lips?

Yes. The better to kiss you with, my dear.

Can a woodchuck chuck wood?

No!

Does a butter fly? Does a picket fence?

Yes. No.

Would Jesus be a vegetarian?

yes. According to his Hitler-ish disciple, PAUL, he would be.

Do you hate the disciple Paul?

no, not hate

Thomas is my favorite. Is he yours too?

No, I doubt it.

Do you think there were 12 deciples so that they could eventually do calendars?

Yes.
Plus the group rate on the donkey rental.

When Jesus returns, will he want to see all those crosses?

Yes. He may want to wax nostalgic.

Do you think he will gather up all the cross splinters that were sold in necklaces?

Yes

Does Paul reming you of your seventh grade math teacher? Beuhler? Beuhler?